I am not a nice person.

I spent 20 years in the Navy. MMFN, GMT3, WT2 and AO1. Never made Chief, never really tried. I was just in it for the foreign chicks and the booze.

I'm moody, temperamental and selfish.

I'm almost always in a bad mood.

I probably eat more than I should.

I definitely drink more than I should.

And I have discovered that I can't write worth a damn.

But at least my dog likes me.

So be it.