16Her Majesty Is Not Pleased » Co-written by Magpie Corvidae - Aria T'Loak will stop at nothing to take Omega back from Cerberus. The key to her secret plan is... Hanar action star Blasto's next blockbuster vid? Yup, but keeping this quiet gets harder when a certain human reporter starts poking around. A comic sequel to both Magpie's 'Khalisah Bint Sinan al-Jilani, Westerlund News' and Fred's 'One Tough Cloaca.'
Mass Effect, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 25, words: 125k+, favs: 18, follows: 20, updated: 4/11 published: 2/14/2021, [Khalisah, OC] Aria T'Loak, Kirrahe
1 Elvira's Decolletage Enhancement Ever wonder why the witch Morrigan dresses as she does? A short story set a few years before the events of Dragon Age: Origins explains all.
Dragon Age, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 893, favs: 2, follows: 1, 10/4/2021, Morrigan, Flemeth
4Dr Solus Advises » The mating urge is powerful among species less-evolved than the salarians and this can lead sapients into... problematic situations. Luckily, Fornax Magazine health & sexuality contributing editor Dr. Mordin Solus is here to help. In every issue, the eminent physician and biologist answers your questions about intimate relations, including interspecies ones.
Mass Effect, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 12, follows: 11, updated: 7/1/2021 published: 6/25/2021, Mordin S.
3 Secret Files of the Special Tasks Group - Incident at Mala'Nak When the Batarian Hegemony starts threatening one of its colonies, the Salarian Union turns two of the galaxy's deadliest secret agents, the Special Tasks Group's Major Kirrahe & Mordin Solus, to protect the colonists. A stand-alone adventure that's also a tie-in to 'Her Majesty Is Not Pleased,' the ongoing serial I'm writing with Magpie Corvidae.
Mass Effect, T, English, Suspense & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, 6/21/2021, Liara T'Soni, Mordin S., Shadow Broker, Kirrahe
8 Leading By Example » When Tali'Zorah makes a dramatic announcement during the Normandy crew's annual reunion party, Commander Shepard must decide how to react.
Mass Effect, T, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 17, follows: 6, 3/31/2021, Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard, James V.
2 Only The Shadow Broker Knows An operative for the Shadow Broker discovers one of her employer's secrets.
Mass Effect, K+, English, Mystery & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 13, follows: 2, 8/17/2020, [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] Shadow Broker, OC
63 One Tough Cloaca » It's Major Kirrahe's most challenging assignment for the Special Tasks Group yet: serving as military consultant to the Blasto vid being made about the assault on Saren's base on Virmire. A comedy-adventure spy story set within the Mass Effect universe's entertainment industry. Art by Choco-Minto.
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 28, words: 99k+, favs: 49, follows: 49, updated: 8/6/2020 published: 11/4/2019, Blasto, OC, Kirrahe, Gianna Parasini
4 Embracing Eternity at Armali Vineyards Did you know that Emily Wong's great-great-great-grandmother was a journalist too? And that in 2020 she wrote an article about visiting a remote winery run by blue-skinned women? A one-shot humor piece.
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 13, follows: 2, 5/20/2020, Emily W., OC
3 I Survived Open Mic Krogan Night At Omega's Club Afterlife He's taken down a thesher maw on foot, survived a suicide mission into the Omega Four Relay and destroyed the rachni in the Attican Traverse but now Urdnot Grunt faces his greatest challenge yet: His stand-up comedy debut. - This is just pure, goofy humor, folks. Nothing more.
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 4, 12/13/2019, U. Grunt
10 An Alternate Plan Of Action To Discreetly Resolve The Situation It's not every day that Commander Shepard gets a message from C-Sec saying, 'Your presence is needed in regards to a rampage in a hotel lobby by a krogan wielding a giant sex toy.' A one-shot humor piece.
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 57, follows: 17, 11/24/2019, [Joker, EDI] Tali'Zorah, U. Grunt
3 Thank You For Your Submission Everyone on the Normandy SR-2 is an aspiring author but only one of them is having any luck finding a publisher. A short, one-shot humor piece set during Mass Effect 2.
Mass Effect, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 13, follows: 5, 11/20/2019, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker, Legion
2 Tomb Of The Inusannon » A four-part existential horror story set in the Mass Effect universe about a group of Alliance marines stranded on a mysterious, uncharted planet. My attempt at a H.P. Lovecraft-style tale.
Mass Effect, T, English, Horror & Suspense, chapters: 4, words: 13k+, favs: 14, follows: 5, updated: 10/27/2019 published: 10/26/2019, OC
7 The Casefiles of Mordin Solus, Detective - An Itch To Be Scratched When an outbreak of scale-itch occurs on the Normandy, Detective Mordin Solus vows to find the culprit.
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Mystery, words: 4k+, favs: 15, follows: 5, 9/22/2019, Mordin S.
4 Story Time On Deck Four » A behind-the-scenes look at what happened in the downtime between missions in Mass Effect 2. A lost diary kept by Jack reveals the odd friendship she developed with another violent, maladjusted misfit. Rated M for language. Cover art by Choco-Minto.
Mass Effect, M, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 32, follows: 11, updated: 9/10/2019 published: 8/30/2019, Zaeed M., Jack, U. Grunt, Kelly C.
10 Guess I'm Just Lucky Then - A Short Story A lost scene from the Citadel DLC in which a certain krogan learns of a certain human holiday.
Mass Effect, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 794, favs: 39, follows: 13, 8/23/2019, U. Grunt, Shepard