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37Bash »
Bashing Harry Potter characters I don't like. Chapter 1: the Bash song. Chapter 2 and onwards: Bash!Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 22, words: 16k+, favs: 19, follows: 24, updated: 5/19/2020 published: 7/12/2007
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The Trial »
Fudge puts Harry on trial. He and Malfoy have planned something along the usual lines of what you could expect in the prologue of or a flashback in a cliched Azkaban!Harry fic. Only Harry doesn't seem to play along, nor to take it quietly. A Post-OotP courtroom drama/comedy.Harry Potter, K+, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 23k+, favs: 216, follows: 154, updated: 4/5/2014 published: 6/26/2008, Harry P.
5 Chamber of Secrets, North Pole »
The Dark Lord like you never knew before.Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 718, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 9/4/2008 published: 8/24/2008
6Broomsticks, Wands, and Draco Malfoy »
Harry comes up agains Draco Malfoy in many battles of wits in Canon. In my version, however, he is actually armed for the fight. Note: This is not, in any way, a Harry/Draco ship. Really, I don't know where you get such ideas!Harry Potter, K, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 12, follows: 22, updated: 8/17/2008 published: 7/12/2008, Harry P.
8 His Equal aka A Little Prick
His parents defied the Dark Lord three times, he marked him as his equal, and died by his hand... For he had a power HE knew nothing of... and he's such a little prick!Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 3, 12/31/2007, Harry P., Draco M.
13Hobgoblins
Summary: The wizarding world and its supreme ruler, the Minister of Magic, made Harry into their goblin. Harry embraces that fate, and it does him a world of good. Once again I took a good story and made an harem! fic. I hate myself.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Drama, words: 8k+, favs: 45, follows: 36, 8/27/2007, Harry P.
8Plot Bunnies »
A collection of plot bunnies, Omakes, odd ideas that pop into my head, and other drabble.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 8, words: 28k+, favs: 7, follows: 8, updated: 8/26/2007 published: 7/17/2007
14Electrifying Epiphany
Harry is upset abour losing his godfather. Then he finds he lost everyone else. With a little help from Industrial Light & Magic, he'll get back at them all. Lies and deciete, mystery and suspence, treachery and bereyal and Severus Snape in a snag. An eleHarry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 15k+, favs: 43, follows: 38, 8/25/2007, Harry P.
85Harry Potter and the Power of Polyjuice »
Harry got some Polyjuice left. He puts it to good use. I started with a 'new crazy way to bring the revolution' and somehow ended with a multiship! Or harem!Harry fic. Transfiguration, metamorphing, animagi and of course, Polyjuice, this story wrote itselHarry Potter, M, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 13, words: 32k+, favs: 214, follows: 146, 7/30/2007, Harry P.
4 Let’s Do the TimeWarp Again!
A parody of several stories, including my own, this oneshot is a spinoff of Potions and Kuru which I have yet to post here, but it stands alone as it is, you don't have to read them to enjoy it. So let's do the timewarp again!Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 7/15/2007, Severus S., Dolores U.
Black Hair »
Too weird for one. Starts as a parody on all those Harry is the Black Heir and ends in a HPSP Xover. Crazy, in a good way, laugher garanteed I think, and Voldemort is killed by muggle means, for those who like this kind of story. Don't forget to bringHarry Potter, M, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 6k+, follows: 1, 7/11/2007
8Tommy's Harem »
Lord Voldemort recieves a notice from the Dark Lord Union that he doesn't fill all the membership requirements. What's an aspiring Dark Lord to do? Warning: It's an Haremfic, what do you think? Also, take care not to spill anything on your keyboard laughiHarry Potter, M, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 12, follows: 33, 7/8/2007, Myrtle