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Joined Sep '19

Hiya boys and girls!! After the dreadful year of Covid, Grade 10 (Americans would call it Sophomre year), I am back after my one year of inactivity!!

Age: teenage for sure

Skills : dancing, drawing, writing(if you can say that), fighting.

Hobbies : reading, writing, fighting(I am karate green belt now),just wandering around nature.

I will mostly be writing How To Train Your Dragons, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson since I am a crazy fan of them. Now Avengers too!!

I have taken down my story My Days with HTTYD and PJO as it had waaay too many mistakes. I'll repost it after I've corrected them.

Edit: I have begun to repost it, do check it out.

Edited edit: The story has been taken down, and will be reposted after I change it to my liking.


Can you read this too???
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Copied from Omergamen17


NORMAL PEOPLE VS HTTYD FANS

NORMAL PEOPLE: insult people by calling them idiots or dorks.

HTTYD FANS: will insult people by calling them a son of a half troll rat eating mange bucket.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH, MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will roast you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy.
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased, yell HELP ME, SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased, call their dragons for help.

NORMAL PEOPLE: hear a shriek and ignore it.
HTTYD FANS: yell "NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk.

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile.
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile! ;)

NORMAL PEOPLE: on a bad day will say "today is just not my day."
HTTYD FANS: will say "THE GODS HATE ME!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic."
HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my gods! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon.
HTTYD FANS: "a doctor? Plus five speed? A shield!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for their different dragons.
HTTYD FANS: Nadder: speed 8, armor 16. Zippleback: attack 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: draw strength 8.

NORMAL PEOPLE: What in God's name?
HTTYD FANS: What in Thor's name?

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.
HTTYD FANS: will instantly show them an eel, scratch them behind their head, give them some dragon-nip, or reflect the light off of something so they can chase it.

NORMAL PEOPLE: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all
HTTYD FANS: will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them, and make a saddle and tail-piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart. (Example: *switches to Scottish accent* Excuse me, barmaid. I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fishbone!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work.
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work.

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't really care when the sequel is released.
HTTYD FANS: will count down the days to the premier and check YouTube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!) :)

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts.
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say "You've got to stop all...this."

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger "We're not gonna make it!"
HTTYD FANS: "Chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now."

NORMAL PEOPLE: will "keep calm and carry on."
HTTYD FANS: will "keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3."

NORMAL PEOPLE: if they want to get themselves killed, will jump off a cliff or stab themselves or something.
HTTYD FANS: if they want to get themselves killed, go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote -- "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." -Albert Einstein
HTTYD FANS: "If you get blasted, you're dead." -Gobber the Belch

NORMAL PEOPLE: stuck in traffic say -- "Get going!"
HTTYD FANS: Sweet Baby Thor in a Thunderstorm! GO!

NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this.
HTTYD FANS: will post this on their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them. ;)

copied from Omegaman17, Again.


Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have fifteen years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (Viking-style logic)

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

Copied from Omegamam(with one of my own change)


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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put this in your profile!


I've always wanted to say this. Got the idea from Solangelo is too good for me

Yes, I'm a bookworm

Laugh all you want, that's never going to change.

You tease us, laugh at us, all the while never knowing the wonders of the world.

If you're asking 'Really?' and scoffing, answer this:

Have you ever known the 12 Olympians?

Have you ever thought, what dragons might be like?

Have you ever learned, how escape from danger?

Have you ever known, the petals are always in Fibonacci numbers?

Have you ever listened, for the screeching of crickets, and wondered which satyr it was before?

Have you ever used a sword to save people in a burning bridge?

Have you ever wielded magic, like a child of Hecate?

Have you ever flew on a dragon, to the vast horizons, and beyond?

Have you ever felt the wind searing through your face?

Have your ever thought what it would like to be to face Voldemort?

Have you ever wondered, which spell you are the best at?

If your answer is no, you have no right to bully us, as we've known things and experienced far more than you have.


Have an American history teacher explain this… if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.

Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

Now here’s the kicker.

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy, huh?


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism


Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just too lazy. Take it as a challenge. You'd be surprised how many people this affects, positively and negatively. A few clicks of your mouse may just save a life, or bring a smile.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if wecould just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD


95% of the girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.

95% of the teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of the skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 5% that would stand there eating popcorn and say, DO A FLIP!!!

95% of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five that aren't, copy this, put it on your profile


10 facts about you:

1. You're reading my profile

2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact

4. You didn't realize I skipped 3

5. You're checking

6. You're smiling

7. You're still reading my profile

9. You didn't realize that I skipped 8

10. You're checking again and smiling how you fell for it again

11. You are enjoying this

12. You didn't realize that there is only suppossed to be 10 facts

Copy this and paste this on your profile if you fell for it, too. You know you did.


An English professer wrote this sentence on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly:

''A women without her man is nothing''

All the males of the class wrote:

''A woman, without her man, is nothing.''

All the females in the class wrote:

''A woman: without her, man is nothing.''

Punctuation is everything


Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile


98 of teenagers have participated in underage drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction copy and paste this onto your profile.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked what was wrong with their mind. Copy in paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the few that would answer, "where to begin"


My favorite lines and comebacks:(from various sources)

Dagur:"I keep saying, don't underestimate them. And what do you do? YOU UNDERESTIMATE THEM!"

-(Race to the Edge Season 4 Maces and Talons part 1)

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Stoick: "Be safe, son."

Hiccup: "When am I not safe?"

Stoick makes a face.

Hiccup: "Eh, don't answer that!"

-(Riders of berk Eel Effect)

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Hazel: "They're Lars. House gods."

Pecry: "House gods. Like... smaller than regular gods, but larger than aparment gods?"

-(Heros of Olympus - Son of Neptune)

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Tuffnut: Behold! Your worst nightmare!

Ruffnut: Behold...

Tuffnut: Along with his sister who insisted on coming.

Ruffnut: That's my intro?

(How to train your dragon 3)

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Apollo landed his sun chariot.

Thalia: Wow, Apollo is hot.

Percy: He's the sun god

Thalia: That's not what I meant!

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