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61Iron Honeymoon »
Gajeel and Levy are on a job. People are disappearing and the town council wants answers now! They are undercover, and under the covers. Will they kill each other, or find more than just the culprits on this job? Gajeel/LevyFairy Tail, M, English, Romance & Mystery, chapters: 17, words: 60k+, favs: 75, follows: 112, updated: 11/18/2023 published: 7/31/2017, Gajeel R., Levy M.
1k+Stolen Heir »
Who is Kili's father? Kili doesn't know. Thorin doesn't know. Dis knows, but she's not telling. What does he do when he finds out she left him while carrying his son? Alternative ending to BOFA. Overprotective dwarves. Overprotective families. Thorin, Fili and Kili live. Hurt/Comfort. Angst with a Happy Ending. Eventual Kili/Tauriel.Hobbit, M, English, Drama & Family, chapters: 85, words: 610k+, favs: 587, follows: 642, updated: 10/25/2020 published: 8/27/2014
243The Five Wives of Kili Durinson »
The bride is not happy to find out she's not the first, or the only. Major cultural differences abound. Family drama with humor. Mature. Kili/Tauriel. Fili/OC and my first time writing Thorin/Bilbo.Hobbit, M, English, Romance & Family, chapters: 33, words: 140k+, favs: 63, follows: 84, updated: 2/1/2020 published: 4/2/2017, Kíli, Tauriel
556Rumors Abound »
She's private. He's feared. Both have rumors about them throughout the Soul Society. And both have enemies. Rating now changed to M.Bleach, M, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 32, words: 123k+, favs: 383, follows: 395, updated: 3/23/2019 published: 6/30/2012, K. Zaraki, R. Unohana
156Away From Home (Away From You) »
Despite the title, there is no slash or immediate pairings. Two brothers who know nothing of each other meet one summer at camp. Lifelong held secrets are revealed. Brothers bond and don't want to go back to the way things were. But there are complications. Frerin and Thorin haven't spoken in 14 years, ever since the death of their beloved sister. Adventure, with some fun.Hobbit, T, English, Adventure & Family, chapters: 23, words: 95k+, favs: 47, follows: 80, updated: 9/6/2018 published: 12/6/2014, Fíli, Kíli
602The Line of Durin »
Following the BOFA. Certain tombs are empty and new lives have to be forged. Kiliel. Rating changed.Hobbit, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 47, words: 215k+, favs: 370, follows: 450, updated: 7/30/2017 published: 7/6/2014, Fíli, Kíli, Tauriel
4Looking Pretty Serious
Gajeel and Levy have to let the guild know they're together sooner or later. How did this happen? Everyone wants to know. Even them. Rated Teen for some suggestive themes only. Gajeel/Levy. Appearances by Natsu, Lucy, Happy, Ezra, Wendy, Carla, Mirajane, Elfman, Freed, Bickslow and (of course) poor Jet and Droy.Fairy Tail, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 11, follows: 6, 7/28/2017
40Because it's Real
Alternative title - "How to Steal a Dwarf". Post BoFA and LoTR, set in the Undying Lands. A bit of cracked fun and a certain burglar who is asked to steal a dwarf from the Halls of the Waiting. Afterlife fix-it. Thranduil/Wife. Kili/Tauriel. Legolas and Gimli deep and abiding friendship. Frodo. Sam. Humor, romance, fun, and a little theft.Hobbit, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 12k+, favs: 140, follows: 46, 1/18/2015
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Having the Talk
Children should never have to explain the birds and the bees to their parents. But when one is a faerie and the other is a raven, both without a clue, it just becomes fun. Diaval/Maleficent, Aurora/Phillip. Rated M for subject matter and discussions.Maleficent, M, English, Humor & Family, words: 2k+, favs: 196, follows: 45, 1/4/2015, Maleficent, Aurora, Diaval, Prince Phillip
21 Erebor's Heir
Following the BoFA and the loss of Durin's Line, things don't improve much. Until Dain finds new treasure in Thranduil's court unexpectedly. Oh the angst. Dain/canon spouse, Thranduil, Legolas, Thorin Stonehelm. References to past Kili/Tauriel. Happy ending if you squint, but definitely a hopeful ending for the future. I'll admit that I cried. Rated T for themes.Hobbit, T, English, Angst & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 42, follows: 21, 12/14/2014
23 Mine »
In which Thorin meets his nephews and Fili makes claims. Family means everything, even in exile. Thorin, Dis, Fili, KiliHobbit, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 5, words: 15k+, favs: 75, follows: 35, updated: 9/20/2014 published: 8/23/2014
5 When in Doubt, Get Fili
Prompt Fill. Kili can be something of a handful, with a temper. Fili is the only one able to calm him. No slash. Family drabble. Some violence, humor, may be a bit fluffy along the sides. Kili, Fili, Thorin, Dwalin, Dis.Hobbit, T, English, Drama & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 42, follows: 16, 9/13/2014, Thorin, Fíli, Dwalin, Kíli
39 Eye of the Beholder
In which the dwarves question hobbit ages, and a hobbit questions dwarven ideals of beauty. Bilbo learns something interesting, Kili learns something fun, and Gloin is a stick in the mud.Hobbit, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 301, follows: 91, 8/19/2014, Gandalf, Bilbo B., Glóin, Kíli
6The Blind Leading the Blind
Rangiku and Mashiro create *cracked* havoc in the lives of several pairings. Crack fiction just for fun. Rated M for some suggestive themes.Bleach, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 14, follows: 6, 3/2/2013, R. Matsumoto, Kensei M.
28Temporary Insanity »
Bleach crack fiction. The vice-captains are on new assignments. Who will go crazy first? The captains or the lieutenants?Bleach, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 6k+, favs: 22, follows: 35, updated: 2/10/2013 published: 12/25/2012
19 Teaching Zaraki
One-Shot fic on the events surrounding BLEACH 525. Rated M for language and themes.Bleach, M, English, Drama & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 90, follows: 26, 2/2/2013, K. Zaraki, R. Unohana
231 Special Delivery »
Three very young children, three hapless shinobi. Kotetsu, Izumo and Genma have to survive the invasion into their lives. They're not faring so well ... No Yaoi and T for language.Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 24, words: 73k+, favs: 75, follows: 71, updated: 1/26/2013 published: 11/3/2007, Kotetsu H., Izumo K.
27Criminally Negligent
One-shot response to BLEACH 523. Outcomes of a historic fight between two captains.Bleach, M, English, Drama & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 66, follows: 16, 1/17/2013, K. Zaraki, R. Unohana
14Insight
Crack fiction. No real pairings, just some fun with a one-shot. Byakuya, Yamamoto, Shuhei, Kenpachi, Ukitake, and Shunsui. No yaoi. Rated T.Bleach, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 22, follows: 9, 1/5/2013, Byakuya K.
9 Never Happened
Waking up with a virtual stranger isn't always a bad thing. Rated M for themes.Bleach, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 11, follows: 9, 1/5/2013, Kensei M., R. Matsumoto