My Stories 25
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Of Shinobi and Pain
Naruto listened to Kurama's tale of how he witnessed the horrors of dimension travel. Sharing his experience of seeing a female version of himself doing rather promiscuous acts with a version of Naruto to put it lightly. Naruto of course rejected the story, thinking that Kurama was pulling his leg. He wasn't. Sequel fic to "Of Fox and Pain."
Naruto, M, English, Humor & Horror, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 3, 2/14, Naruto U., Kyūbi/Kurama
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Fashion Fury
Every person has a pet peeve. Naruto Uzumaki's pet peeve is a single word that forever haunts him.
Naruto, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 640, favs: 14, follows: 6, 1/29/2024, Naruto U.
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Hatred Blossom
Upon the conclusion of the Leaf/Sand-Sound war, Sakura Haruno took a page out of Sasuke's Uchiha's book and learned to hate.
Naruto, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 6, 12/23/2023, Sakura H.
3
You're going to Konoha
Naruhisa Tachibana was a little naughty boy. It was high time the consequences of his actions caught up to him.
Naruto, T, English, Parody & Tragedy, words: 621, favs: 2, follows: 2, 9/12/2023
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Name nonsense
When Naruto learned his name was apparently Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, he may have lost a few brain cells.
Naruto, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 858, favs: 20, follows: 11, 5/30/2023, Naruto U., Minato N., Kyūbi/Kurama, Kushina U.
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A farmer's tale
When Kabuto heard that Sasuke Uchiha, the last living Uchiha of Konoha had run away to become a lowly Tomato farmer, he had been sent to retrieve said Uchiha. Unfortunately the bespectacled man bit more than he can chew.
Naruto, T, English, Horror & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 30, follows: 19, 5/22/2023, Sasuke U., Kabuto Y.
9
It was me, Naruto!
Obito makes some less-than-savory confessions to Naruto.
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 819, favs: 29, follows: 8, 5/15/2023, Naruto U., Obito U., Kakashi H., Gai M.
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The Magical Uzumaki
The Kyubi teaches Naruto the essence of magic and love, and Naruto takes those a little to close to heart.
Naruto, T, English, Friendship & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 13, follows: 7, 5/10/2023, Naruto U., Naruko U., Pain/Pein, Kyūbi/Kurama
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Seals are hard, people are easy
Naruto learns a valuable lesson. Fuck them seals.
Naruto, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 566, favs: 17, follows: 12, 11/30/2022
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Sasuke Uchiha's fanon adventure
Canon meets Fanon and Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 15, follows: 9, 10/5/2022, Sasuke U.
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Replacement
Naruto Uzumaki on the night he learned the shadow clone technique, he didn't quite learn the technique properly and with that, arose a certain complication.
Naruto, T, English, Horror & Tragedy, words: 117, favs: 8, follows: 4, 2/5/2022
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Self insert Self sabotage
You found yourself in another world. What could possibly go wrong when you reveal that information?
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 690, favs: 21, follows: 5, 1/3/2022, OC
5
To feel or to feel pain?
Naruto learns what it feels like to have pain.
Naruto, T, Spanish, Parody, words: 927, favs: 7, follows: 3, 10/3/2021
17
Going inside Naruto Uzumaki
Ino and Sakura decide that their best course of action of understanding the hero of the fourth great ninja war is by going inside him.
Naruto, T, English, Parody & Suspense, words: 527, favs: 14, follows: 9, 7/20/2021, Ino Y., Sakura H.
3
The deer lost in the dark
To use or to be used.
Naruto, T, English, Suspense & Horror, words: 152, favs: 5, follows: 3, 7/2/2021, Shikamaru N.
9
David Uchiha of the Izanagi!
What if someone used Izanagi when Itachi began his massacre.
Naruto, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 589, favs: 18, follows: 8, 6/13/2021, OC
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Naruto: Neglect
Naruto gets his ass neglected for the super duper special awesome swaggery children of prophecy.
Naruto, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 35, follows: 14, 5/10/2021, Naruto U.
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Precious People
Haku's speech about how having precious people in one's life makes them stronger has a rather different effect on Naruto.
Naruto, T, English, Horror & Suspense, words: 1k+, favs: 76, follows: 42, 4/10/2021, Naruto U., Haku
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The hypocrisy sure is beautiful
Naruto calls out Sakura for being a hypocrite. Sasuke does the same for Naruto. One-shot!
Naruto, T, English, Drama, words: 955, favs: 24, follows: 17, 4/2/2021, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
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Semi-19
Hiruzen tells Naruto why he's hated by the villagers of The Hidden Leaf Village. One-shot!
Naruto, T, English, Parody & Tragedy, words: 280, favs: 7, follows: 4, 3/4/2021