Author: TheUnrealInsomniac

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My Stories 14

54 A Tumble In Konoha » A collection of ficlets from the many couples within the Naruto universe

Naruto, M, English, Romance, chapters: 25, words: 45k+, favs: 108, follows: 82, updated: 8/28 published: 1/11/2022, [Naruto U., Sakura H.]

9 An Entirely Romantic Honeymoon Period » A collection of short stories from the Wedding!AU verse, set immediately after the ending of An Absolutely, Totally Non-Romantic Wedding Date. Modern!AU

Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 11k+, favs: 56, follows: 45, updated: 4/23 published: 2/4, [Naruto U., Sakura H.]

26 Some Strings Attached » When Naruto meets Sakura's new roommate, Ino, the two hit it off immediately, intimately even, and Sakura's fine with it guys, totally fine. Besides, it's not like her and Naruto are dating ... it's not like Ino and Naruto are dating ... hahahahaha. God save her. Modern!AU. NaruIno/NaruSaku

Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 25k+, favs: 191, follows: 236, updated: 3/11 published: 1/11/2022, Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.

145 Complicated » Naruto Uzumaki wasn't sure what to expect when he moved to university. Mostly studying, partying and making new friends if he'd had to guess. Maybe, just maybe a bit of luck with the ladies too? Only if only. University!AU.

Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 16, words: 128k+, favs: 285, follows: 312, updated: 12/24/2022 published: 2/22/2018, [Naruto U., Sakura H.]

Shooting Her Shot » Naruto and Sakura have been roommates for five years, their relationship always caught somewhere between best friends and something undefined and exciting. But after tonight, with encouragement from Ino ... Sakura might just be about to define their relationship quite precisely. Modern!AU

Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 25k+, favs: 187, follows: 136, updated: 9/10/2022 published: 1/11/2022, [Sakura H., Naruto U.]

Romancing His Wife (First Thing in the Morning) Anniversary sex is some of the best sex. Especially when you start your day with it. Modern!AU.

Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 126, follows: 66, 4/22/2022, [Naruto U., Sakura H.]

An Absolutely, Totally, Non-Romantic Wedding Date » Naruto and Sakura have been best friends since school, they've been there for each other through it all. Bad break ups, job worries and now each other's plus one to Shikamaru and Temari's wedding. Though with pushy friends and nosy family almost as invested in their relationship as the bride and groom, they may have only added fuel to the fire. Modern!AU.

Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 12, words: 116k+, favs: 189, follows: 93, updated: 1/24/2022 published: 1/11/2022, [Naruto U., Sakura H.]

126 A Scattered War » Successful campaigns cannot be fought when its leaders have different goals. Book Two of the What A Difference A Father Makes series.

Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 39k+, favs: 999, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/5/2018 published: 6/9/2016, [Harry P., Daphne G.] James P.

609 The Amalgamation Agreement » 'Don't think of it as a marriage contract, I don't! It makes it easier- think of it as ... an amalgamation agreement. Makes it sound less complicated.' Harry/Daphne. EWE.

Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 47k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 4/26/2017 published: 9/4/2015, [Harry P., Daphne G.]

31 Havoc They were just friends and then they were more. That was the easy bit, keeping it quiet was another thing entirely. EWE

Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 192, follows: 198, 9/16/2016, [Harry P., Parvati P.]

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The Reluctant Champion » Raised in magic by a loving family, trained by one of the best Aurors the DMLE has ever seen for a war always on the horizon and the world has a very different Boy-Who-Lived on their hands. Book One of the What A Difference A Father Makes series.

Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 29, words: 212k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 8/5/2016 published: 5/18/2009, [Harry P., Daphne G.] James P.

Christmas Carols Taking a quiet moment during another hectic Potter Christmas, James' refuge receives a welcome intruder.

Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 29, follows: 13, 1/1/2015, [James P., A. Sinistra]

Halloween The night everything changed.

Harry Potter, M, English, Family & Angst, words: 9k+, favs: 56, follows: 27, 12/1/2014, Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P.

Sirius Black and the Facts of Life Never promise Sirius Black he can answer your son's questions about babies. Just don't.

Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 194, follows: 65, 10/27/2013, Harry P., Sirius B., OC