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69A Tumble In Konoha »
A collection of ficlets from the many couples within the Naruto universeNaruto, M, English, Romance, chapters: 33, words: 58k+, favs: 141, follows: 106, updated: 10/17 published: 1/11/2022, [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
15An Entirely Romantic Honeymoon Period »
A sequel to An Absolutely, Totally Non-Romantic Wedding Date. The full summary is in chapter one! Modern!AUNaruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 29k+, favs: 84, follows: 74, updated: 7/19 published: 2/4/2023, [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
12What Happens on the Mission Stays on the Mission
It's been a long sexless half a year for Naruto and Ino. Then they're put on a mission just the two of them that requires them to spend a lot of time alone in very close proximity. For a week. What are two horny and objectively hot single people meant to do in that situation? Besides, they're friends, it'll be fine. Canon!AUNaruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 11k+, favs: 193, follows: 198, 5/24, [Naruto U., Ino Y.]
151Complicated »
Naruto Uzumaki wasn't sure what to expect when he moved to university. Mostly studying, partying and making new friends if he'd had to guess. Maybe, just maybe a bit of luck with the ladies too? Only if only. University!AU.Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 17, words: 135k+, favs: 317, follows: 339, updated: 5/19 published: 2/22/2018, [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
2A Tumble In Konoha's Sheets
A collection of ficlets from the many couples within the Naruto universe ... but smutty!Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 46, follows: 30, 4/3, [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
27Some Strings Attached »
When Naruto meets Sakura's new roommate, Ino, the two hit it off immediately, intimately even, and Sakura's fine with it guys, totally fine. Besides, it's not like her and Naruto are dating ... it's not like Ino and Naruto are dating ... hahahahaha. God save her. Modern!AU. NaruIno/NaruSakuNaruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 25k+, favs: 206, follows: 246, updated: 3/11/2023 published: 1/11/2022, Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
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Shooting Her Shot »
Naruto and Sakura have been roommates for five years, their relationship always caught somewhere between best friends and something undefined and exciting. But after tonight, with encouragement from Ino ... Sakura might just be about to define their relationship quite precisely. Modern!AUNaruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 25k+, favs: 212, follows: 147, updated: 9/10/2022 published: 1/11/2022, [Sakura H., Naruto U.]
9 Romancing His Wife (First Thing in the Morning)
Anniversary sex is some of the best sex. Especially when you start your day with it. Modern!AU.Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 143, follows: 79, 4/22/2022, [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
25 An Absolutely, Totally, Non-Romantic Wedding Date »
Naruto and Sakura have been best friends since school, they've been there for each other through it all. Bad break ups, job worries and now each other's plus one to Shikamaru and Temari's wedding. Though with pushy friends and nosy family almost as invested in their relationship as the bride and groom, they may have only added fuel to the fire. Modern!AU.Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 12, words: 116k+, favs: 222, follows: 110, updated: 1/24/2022 published: 1/11/2022, [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
613The Amalgamation Agreement »
'Don't think of it as a marriage contract, I don't! It makes it easier- think of it as ... an amalgamation agreement. Makes it sound less complicated.' Harry/Daphne. EWE.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 47k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 4/26/2017 published: 9/4/2015, [Harry P., Daphne G.]