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2k+Whiskey Time Travel » by Sapper One
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 39k+, favs: 14k+, follows: 17k+, updated: 3/5/2022 published: 5/7/2015, Harry P., Amelia B., Nicolas F., Lily Evans P.
1k+Wolf » by damon blade
Having vanished from his home life at a young age Harry Potter has been declared dead. On a field assignment for her training Tonks finds a unusual partner and friend while in the field and maybe a even someone more. Honks fic with maybe a few other pairings in the background but mainly Harry and Tonks. Enjoy and leave Reviews.Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 31, words: 171k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 10/5/2021 published: 1/21/2009, Harry P., N. Tonks
9k+Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw » by LeadVonE
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 57, words: 646k+, favs: 20k+, follows: 23k+, updated: 4/21/2020 published: 10/23/2015, [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
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Harry The HufflePuff 4 » by BajaB
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 26k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 10/14/2019 published: 3/10/2018
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Invincible » by kathryn518
The night in the graveyard, produces a very different result as Harry discovers things he didn't know about his heritage. Before he only had a castle, now he has a whole wide world to get himself in trouble. At least he has his responsible godfather along for the ride. That should help... right? Or not.DC Superheroes & Harry Potter, M, English, chapters: 4, words: 110k+, favs: 7k+, follows: 8k+, updated: 4/20/2019 published: 2/8/2016, Harry P., Sirius B.
352 Harry Potter and the Circle of Light » by DarkKing666
This is the sequel to "Harry Potter and the Ultimate Force." Harry is now off to his second year at Hogwarts, where a new danger awaits. But he has his friends and family to help him, plus a new group of allies - the Circle of Light.Harry Potter & Oh My Goddess!, M, English, chapters: 8, words: 57k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 2/25/2019 published: 10/24/2015, Harry P., Hermione G., Belldandy, Urd
395Proof of Existence » by Chunk127
Xander adds a couple touch ups to his Soldier costume and makes a whole new problem.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, T, English, Supernatural & Adventure, chapters: 24, words: 124k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 8/20/2018 published: 5/16/2013, Xander H., Cordelia C., Faith L., Wesley W.
1k+ The Price is Right » by High Pot In Noose
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AUHarry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 10, words: 52k+, favs: 8k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 7/10/2018 published: 12/2/2013, Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M.
1k+ Harry the Hufflepuff » by BajaB
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 29k+, favs: 10k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 3/12/2018 published: 11/10/2010, Harry P.
742 Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off » by BajaB
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 23k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/10/2018 published: 11/23/2014
2k+No Competition » by Evilgoddss
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 9, words: 69k+, favs: 15k+, follows: 15k+, updated: 11/13/2017 published: 3/20/2015
6k+ I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For » by kathryn518
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.Star Wars & Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 16, words: 344k+, favs: 18k+, follows: 19k+, updated: 9/17/2017 published: 4/2/2015, Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
1k+ Madness Effect » by ZenoNoKyuubi
It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.Harry Potter & Mass Effect, M, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 11, words: 81k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 7k+, updated: 6/4/2017 published: 6/10/2015, Harry P., J. Garson
2k+Tempest of the Fae » by D.Mentor
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will be followed through time. Dumbledore, Ron and Molly bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 40, words: 239k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 5/6/2017 published: 5/18/2014, Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
330 Zeppo Effect : Fight for the Lost » by Dr Gonzo
The Galaxy's Greatest Hero is back from the dead with a small army of the deadliest operatives in the galaxy to take on all comers. They say it's a suicide mission, that it's certain death. THEY keep forgetting that Shepard has a Zeppo in her corner.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Mass Effect, M, English, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, chapters: 82, words: 368k+, favs: 439, follows: 463, updated: 4/27/2017 published: 1/16/2012, Xander H., Shepard
6k+I'm Still Here » by kathryn518
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.Harry Potter, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 13, words: 292k+, favs: 21k+, follows: 24k+, updated: 1/28/2017 published: 9/21/2013, Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
218Harry Potter and the Lord of Time » by Captain Planet Apprentice
When Dumbledore places Harry with the Dursleys a mysterious man takes Harry away to train and learn how to with a well placed satsuma save the world from certain doom. AUHarry Potter, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 15, words: 77k+, favs: 765, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/14/2016 published: 4/15/2009, Harry P.
1k+ Harry Potter of Baker Street » by Dayja
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.Sherlock & Harry Potter, T, English, Family & Friendship, chapters: 17, words: 42k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 5/7/2016 published: 9/20/2010, Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
2k+ Last Second Savior » by plums
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / MultiStar Wars & Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 10, words: 123k+, favs: 10k+, follows: 11k+, updated: 1/23/2016 published: 3/4/2013, [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
2k+ He's Not Dead Yet » by Redbayly
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 34, words: 156k+, favs: 11k+, follows: 7k+, updated: 10/30/2015 published: 12/27/2013, Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.