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Joined Jun '07

HELLO EVERYONE!!~

So I have no idea what to put up here. Lets give this a try.

Stuff About Me:

- Um, well i guess to start this off I am a girl. (go figure)

- I'm opened minded and I don't give a crap about all of the things people usually judge others on. You are what you are.

- I'm still in school and might always be a bit Cassy-sick(I will always and forever remember the bubbly happiness that is Cassy, even if she is miles away from me).

- My hair color depends monthly on how I'm feeling.

- My eyes are dark brown.

- I cherish my friends, though small in number they are frigin' awsome.

- Artsy? I guess you can say that. (I am a Choir/Band/Drama/Theater nerd and I wouldn't have it any other way.)

- Love anime, manga, video games, music, and whatever else I feel like doing at that moment.

Favorite Yaoi Pairings: That might take awhile to list.

Hated Yaoi Pairings: SasuNaru. It was fine at first, but I never really liked Sasuke and when you look up Naruto Yaoi stories thats all I ever see. I also am kinda fed up with XXXXNaru. I understand the need for Naruto to be an Uke, but come on people don't you get sick of it after writting/ reading a hundred Naruto uke stories?

Music: In general, rock all the way. Specifically, that would take longer than I feel like spending on updating my profile. Maybe later though.

So...

Everyone visit my good friend The Ever Holy Mad Hatter and read our joint story (my first published on fanfiction.net) The Gift to Feel (a ItaNaru)!
Revised Since my good friend The Ever Holy Mad Hatter hasn't been able to get online to create and edit chapters with me, I will now be posting the ItaNaru story The Gift to Feel on my site. Sorry for any confusion.

Reviews are good!

I think I am going to post some yaoi's as soon as I feel motivated to type them. Hope you enjoy everything I put up!

Cookies to all,

XxTaintedxDaggerxX

Poignard Corrompu (French)

Verdorbener Dolch (German)

Pugnale Alterato (Italian)

感染した短剣 (Japanese)

Daga Corrompida (Spanish)


Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage because it's just plain rational.


HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they
could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I have now decided to create a favorite quotes or scenes article here in the portion below. After the amazing line I just read, it would be a shame if I didn't share it with the world. Will post more as I find them.


-- It felt so safe being surrounded by the two people he loved most in the whole world. Naruto’s head lay safely on his chest and he could feel Itachi’s breath on his neck. This was how things were supposed to be.

“Happy birthday little brother, did you enjoy your present?” Itachi’s voice was gravelly and sleepy and the older Uchiha snuggled closer and wrapped his arms around both his lovers.

“Hn.”

“Yeah, yeah bastard…We love you too.” Naruto grumbled and bit down on Sasuke’s chest. “Oh and don’t think I’m done yet…Give me an hour or two and I’ll fuck Itachi through the bed…And oooh…Do you think we can do it in the new car? That would be awesome…Naruto Uzumaki, speed demon, cruising the roads, the wind blowing through his hair and his two bitches on his lap…”

“What the fuck?!”

-- "Of Pools and Perverts" by Acherona

-- Turning at the sound of a new voice both Gaara and Naruto spotted Kankuro leaning against the doorframe.

“Why is it every time me and Gaara are having a conversation you pop out of nowhere and seem to fall right into it like you where here the whole time.” Naruto said his voice taking on an odd whiny quality.

Kankuro just shrugged completely unmoved by Naruto’s outburst, “Can’t say exactly, it’s like I have a gossip radar in my ass, every time something good is being said my ass gets this tingling feeling.”

“That’s probably just some long lost dildo,” Naruto muttered out.

“What was that?”

“Huh, oh nothing, nothing at all.”

-- "School boys playing with big toys" by Pagan Blood

--“Naruto we don’t care,” Kankuro called out as he walked up to clasp the blond on the shoulder.

“Yeah,” Gaara added, “we’re your family we only have each other.” Walking up to Naruto also Gaara smiled at him. “Besides,” he added tapping his tattoo, “we love you.”

“Aww Gaara you’re so mushy,” Naruto cooed smiling at the red-head.

“Yeah, well don’t except it a lot.” Gaara smirked and reaching out twisted Naruto nipple causing the blond to curse and fall to his knees.

“Fucking sadist”

“I know.”

--"School boys playing with big toys" by Pagan Blood


--"Aw fuck!", he cursed quietly, careful not to wake the man behind him as he slipped a hand down his chest and into his boxers. Sometimes he really hated his teenage body, because while it could be nice to get horny all the time for almost no reason whatsoever, more often than not it was just plain annoying. For example there he was, innocently blowing trees up, and a yellow bird flies past. The yellow made him think of his father and then he had to think of how it felt to have the other pound into him and bam! Instant hard-on. From a bird!"

--"Original Sin" by ShiruyTheSecond

--“Wow. You sure have a way with words.”

There’s a tint of pink still lingering on Sasuke’s cheeks.

“Shut up.”

Naruto’s grin widens, as he suddenly grabs the boy and throws him over his shoulder. Grabbing the microphone, he announces something to the whole school.

“Back off bitches, he’s mine!”

And then he runs away from the furious fangirls, laughing.

"Even if" by NoNoWritter

--"When he was alone, he easily attracted girls, who came this time too, some trying to ask him for a date, some for just plain sex and he even got a disturbing baby carrier candidate. It took ten whole minutes for Naruto to emerge from the arcade to ‘rescue’ him from all the boobs surrounding him.

‘Rescued’ as in having the blonde suddenly just run up to them, grapping him and throwing him over his shoulder and then running away, laughing like a maniac that he occasionally was, while screaming ‘I got him, he’s mine and he shall carry my man-babies, bitches!’

All in all, their date was a disaster."

-- "Under Pressure" by NoNoWritter

--"Letting his eyes drift over the Konoha-nin he evaluated them in a way only Kankuro can.

'Hmm…Hyuga Hinata… no. Too shy… and the eyes are just freaky. …Aburame Shino… no. Just no. …Haruno Sakura… nice legs, no chest, and that hair… no. …Uzumaki Naruto… Gaara’s already got dibs there. …Sai…too much like that Uchiha brat… Ahh… what have we here…Inuzuka Kiba…'

Eyeing the brunette, Kankuro smirked.

'Well built, attractive, and if he’s half as wild in bed as he is when he fights… ding-ding-ding we have a winner.' "

-- "Kankuro's Bedroom" by Tanuki-Mara

-- " “Mmm…” He murmured. “Next step: walking.”

“What?” Kiba asked tiredly. Kankuro chuckled and Kiba felt his lover hardening inside of him. “You’ve got to be kidding me!”

“Nope,” Kankuro said, sitting up. “I made you a promise. I’m going to keep it.”

“No…” Kiba moaned. “Once is enough!”

“Once is never enough,” Kankuro laughed, setting Kiba’s legs around his waist. “And you said ‘over and over and over again.’”

“Yeah, but I didn’t mean it!”

“You lied to me? You need to be punished.”

“What?! It wasn’t a lie! You can’t hold me to th- Hey! Untie me!”

“Mmm… you look so cute all trussed up, remind me to get you a collar and leash.”

“Nani!? Let me go!”

“Stop struggling Mutt!”

“No! Let me- Ahh! Oh!”

“That shut you up.”

“Ngh! Harder!”

“Pfft, not when you ask like that.”

“Harder! Now!”

“Make up your mind. First you don’t want it and now-”

“Ahh! Move!”

“…the things I do for you…” "

-- "Kankuro's Bedroom" by Tanuki-Mara

--"I love you..."

"EIJIII! My love! "

"Don't jump me like that!"

"But I'm so happy-- I love you too! When you say it like that, I'm as happy as I've ever been!!"

"... Me too."

"Well then, next time it wont just be my tail. Will you let me double-stuff you?!(tail and dick)"

"... (silence)"

-- "Love Neko" an actual manga oneshot that everyone should read

--"Hn, dobe…”

Naruto backed away from Sasuke and took his hand with a gentle smile. Naruto squeezed his hand, eyes shining with happiness. “I can’t wait to have kids!” he chirped as they began walking down the street. “It’s gonna be great!”

“Come on, dobe,” Sasuke chuckled. “I’m hungry.”

“Okay, sure thing,” Naruto replied distractedly. “Do you think the kids will be like me?”

“Not if God is merciful.”

“TEME!” "

-- "The Cheshire Cat" by Tanuki-Mara

--"The second person to approach him was none other than Snape himself.

Looking extremely sour, he stomped over to where Harry was sitting, drinking his beer, and slumped into the seat across from him. Harry raised an eyebrow at him and Snape shot him a look of pure disgust as he bit out words as though they tasted foul.

“I’m like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.”

Harry collapsed to the table, laughing hysterically at the greasy man. Snape spared him a single look of disgust before rising. “Is that a no then?” he asked. Harry didn’t respond, as he was still laughing. “Very well. And pull yourself together, Potter. You look like an idiot.” "

-- "Wrong For Him" by Tanuki-Mara

Other funny pick up lines in this story:

“If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?”

“Can I have your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”

“Your beauty is so distracting it caused me to walk into a wall. I’ll need your name and number for insurance purposes.”

“Excuse me; could you give me directions to your apartment?”

“If being sexy is a crime, you are guilty as charged.”

“If I tossed this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?”

“Well, Potter, the word of the day is ‘legs’. Let’s go back to my room and spread the word.”


--" They lay in silence for a while simply enjoying the afterglow.

Until the baby monitor crackled to life, Kakashi’s voice filling the room.

“As wonderful as I’m sure that was, you woke the babies, Naruto.”

“FUCK!” "

-- "The Cheshire Cat" by Tanuki Mara

-- "Itachi pulled the tie out of his hair and shook it a few times, not bothering with the brush on the dresser. He turned round and saw Neji laying stomach-down on the bed, wearing boxers and one of Itachi’s shirts, hair falling out of the ponytail and eyes half-closed. “If you’re a prisoner, you’re the most spoiled one I’ve ever seen,” he said emotionlessly, nudging the Hyuuga over so he could lay down in the bed.

Neji curled up next to Itachi in the bed, one hand wrapping around the missing-nin’s waist. “You’re not a very good captor, either.” Already the warmth and comfort of his lover’s touch was lulling him into sleep.

“If I tie you up you like it too much.”

All the answer Itachi got was a soft snore. Scowling a little to cover the inner smile, Itachi turned off the light and rested his chin on the top of Neji’s head."

-- "Homecoming" by NayanRoo


Mwahahahahaha! The most amazing Koinu-chan made a "Discover if You are a Seme or Uke!" quiz and I proudly post my result.

Picture link: http:///albums/b127/no_ones_perfect_who_cares/sememwahahaha.jpg

I encourage others to take it to! (maybe my uke will make themself know? .)

Discover if You are Seme or Uke! : http:///view/show/6776

~For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)~

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I've TRIED COMMITTING SUICIDE so I MUST have issues

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