17 Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII CANCELLED » An incomplete novelization of Lightning Returns that covers the majority of Luxerion. Explanation for the sudden stop in the final chapter. Thank you for your support.
Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII, T, English, Fantasy & Supernatural, chapters: 25, words: 34k+, favs: 20, follows: 32, updated: 3/29/2017 published: 2/24/2014
16Palmer's Open Letter To Spiritual-Sister Earlier today user Spiritual-Sister decided to post a long, meandering "review" of one of my stories which was in fact an unsolicited bit proselytizing. Maybe this was just an attempt to open a dialogue about religion, so Palmer chose to respond to tell SS about the glorious religion that he has belonged to for many years - The Church of Bob. Yes, I know this is petty.
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 3, 2/27/2017
3 Shinra Inc And Twitter S6E4 - It's about time I did an episode mocking Donald Trump and, in particular, his infamous mannerisms on Twitter. Couple of easter eggs in the episode too, for those paying attention. This short episode will hopefully entertain you while I prepare the next one. Sad. Note: Apparently Fanfiction has a problem with the "at" symbol. My apologies.
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 2/26/2017
38 Winter Camp » Noctis, Gladiolus, Ignis and Prompto find themselves on the wrong side of a winter storm. Trapped in the wilderness, with a broken down Regalia, they are forced to survive the harsh climate until the storm passes. [No FFXV Plot Spoilers]
Final Fantasy XV, T, English, Adventure & Suspense, chapters: 15, words: 16k+, favs: 135, follows: 83, updated: 2/24/2017 published: 12/17/2016, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum
Shinra Inc And KupoCon Special - A special omake of the Shinra Inc. And series written specifically for the Record Keeper Log on display at KupoCon. Enjoy this little bit of off-the-wall self-effacing humor and sneak peak at how things went at The Big Pom on January 29th.
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 2k+, 2/2/2017
2 Shinra Inc And Game Ethics S6E3 - Rufus is assigned to help the Shinra Inc. App Development program and has to come up with ways for them to make more money. This fic skewers MMO subscriptions, DLC, Season Passes, Premium Currency and Pre-Ordering. A little light-hearted catharsis for the modern blights of the gaming industry.
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, follows: 1, 1/8/2017
1 I Have Twenty Minutes To Write A Christmas Story Let's see what JT can do when he is really pressed for time. Merry Christmas to all, and to all... crap I have to go like now.
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Spiritual, words: 329, 12/25/2016
1 Shinra Inc And Cults S6E02- Rufus, unable to adjust to his new life as an actual employee of Shinra Inc. seeks other means of making money that require less work. So naturally, he forms a cult.
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, 9/2/2016, Rufus, Reeve T.
17The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion » My novelization of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. The story features nine unique heroes and a storyteller one character from each race , each person tackling a different aspect of life in Cyrodiil, ensuring a very complete retelling of the game.
Elder Scroll series, T, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 11, words: 86k+, favs: 37, follows: 31, updated: 8/27/2016 published: 8/17/2010
The Summer They Lost Part of my Summer Extravaganza! An alternate reality one-shot about Sora, Kairi and Riku setting out on their voyage away from Destiny Islands. Sora reflects on his childhood as they make their way to the raft.
Kingdom Hearts, K, English, Friendship & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 8/2/2016
Star-Crossed Part of my Summer Extravaganza! Dagger and Zidane try to go out for an evening date in Treno and Eiko and her army of moogles do their best to try and ruin it!
Final Fantasy IX, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, 8/2/2016
1 Shinra Inc And AR Games S6E1- Part of my Summer Extravaganza, announcing the triumphant return of my Shinra Inc. And series, now going into its Sixth Season. We start with a topic at the forefront of everybody's mind, a certain mobile game that has taken over the world. And what a better time than now to have Shinra try and get in on the action!
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 8/2/2016
2 Irvine At The Beach Part of my Summer Extravaganza! This is a nod to my very old story "Irvine's Mind" where we see the events of FF8 through Irvine's perspective. Now we get to see him and all his pervy goodness at the beach! Enjoy!
Final Fantasy VIII, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, follows: 1, 8/2/2016
Ink Magic A silly crossover between Harry Potter and the tattoo-competition reality show Ink Masters. Just... just go with it, I was in a weird place when I wrote this. It's my wife's fault, lol.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 7/14/2016
In Stitches Harley incurs the wrath of the Joker and as he plays out his revenge upon her, she reflects upon her status as merely a plaything to him - a toy for his amusement. Psychological study of both characters and their dysfunctional relationship, using bondage as metaphor. NSFW Content, be warned. TW: Abuse (Apologies if the dialogue seems stilted, I'm writing outside my comfort zone.)
Batman, M, English, Angst & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 3, 6/23/2016, Harley Quinn, The Joker
1 Last Dropoff A short but hopefully humorous little holiday moment with Reno, Elena and a deadline.
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Humor, words: 924, favs: 2, 12/6/2015, Reno, Elena
2 Shinra Inc And Downsizing » S5E12- Shinra Inc. And is coming to an end. Thank you all for your support and enjoy this final episode.
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 5k+, favs: 1, 5/3/2015
1 Shinra Inc And Valentine's Day S5E11 - A bit late sure, but the Shinra Inc. staff struggles to find dates in time for Valentine's Day.
Final Fantasy VII, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, 2/23/2015
Stronger Based on the prompt: "Write a fic based on a time you exploited game mechanics. Why would the characters do this?" from The Lifestream Forums. The exploit in particular is one I've used to visit the island of Mideel way earlier than intended with the Little Bronco. You can't get into the town of Mideel but can level up very fast fighting the enemies on the wastelands.
Final Fantasy VII, T, English, Adventure & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 2/14/2015
1 Christmas In The Garden My holiday offering for this year. I know I usually write Final Fantasy VII stuff, but that's eaten up my holiday every year, so this year I'm going back to one of my other favorite fandoms, Final Fantasy VIII. Witness the mayhem of a Secret Santa between the main characters (plus Seifer, Fujin and Raijin), gone horribly awry. Merry Christmas!
Final Fantasy VIII, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 12/24/2014