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23 Mr Weasley Goes to Riddle Incorporated Bill Weasley, human Gringotts employee, is sent out to make nice with Lily Riddle's vampires and find out what the blazes is going on in Albania. There he meets an unaccommodating Frank. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter, T, English, Crime & Fantasy, words: 2k+, favs: 92, follows: 53, 5/14/2018, Bill W., OC
26 Oh the Pokémanity! In an odd turn of events, Lily unwittingly anthropomorphizes her cuddly Pokémon friends Pikachu and Clefairy in the real world. Ash, Lily, and company then must come to grips with their newly human companions while their newly human companions try to come to grips with themselves. Side fic of "Wearing the Faces of Men"
Pokémon & Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 3k+, favs: 114, follows: 73, 5/8/2018, Pikachu, Clefairy/Pippi, Harry P.
10 Ships in the Night Before he was Azrael and after he was Harry Potter, Death and an unnamed smuggler discuss dying, legacies, and more on a barren moon. Side fic of "October"
Harry Potter, T, English, Sci-Fi & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 38, follows: 21, 5/7/2018, Harry P.
53 The Dark Yakumo Saga A bored and desperate adult jonin Eru Lee, deprived of chunin apprentices and children, demands a new student to distract her from the tedium that is peacetime in Konoha. Yondaime hokage, Minato, coincidentally, has just been petitioned by the Kurama clan head to assign a tutor to the problematic clan heir. Side fic of "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Harry Potter & Naruto, T, English, Adventure & Fantasy, words: 5k+, favs: 239, follows: 138, 4/29/2018, [Harry P., Minato N.] Obito U., Yakumo
73 Between Scylla and Charybdis » Bella, a new student at the University of Washington, meets the strange, elusive, and beautiful Carlisle Cullen. However, as time moves forward, and past mistakes wear the faces of men and monsters. Bella must face the consequences of others' mistakes and Carlisle must make a choice for which there can be no happy ending.
Twilight, T, English, Horror & Angst, chapters: 2, words: 14k+, favs: 131, follows: 86, 4/14/2018, [Carlisle, Bella] Edward
37 The Fresh Prince of Bachelors This is a story all about how Lee's life gets flipped, turned upside down, or more importantly how she comes to a few realizations and makes a few interesting choices. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Harry Potter & Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 188, follows: 92, 4/12/2018, [Harry P., Tobirama S.] [Obito U., Kakashi H.]
163The Wonderful World of Fanfiction » The Carnivorous Muffin speaks a lot in third person as she puts together a talk show, featuring interviews prompted by the reviewers, to the various characters she's written about on this website. There are also commercials, infomercials, trailers, and more. A tangent fic to everything ever. Or, more shortly, a question and answer fic for the characters. (Includes all fandoms)
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Mystery, chapters: 6, words: 100k+, favs: 64, follows: 65, updated: 4/5/2018 published: 11/15/2016, Harry P., Tom R. Jr., OC
22 The Rainbow Connection On an ordinary winter's day, Harry and Tom sit beside the lake and Harry finally gets around to explaining just what song she heard that one day so long ago. side fic to "When Harry Met Tom"
Harry Potter, T, English, Friendship & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 97, follows: 55, 3/31/2018, [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
17 The Wine of Gods After the events of the fourth grail war, Gilgamesh and Severus Snape have a conversation. Epilogue of sorts to "The Demiurge"
Harry Potter & Fate/stay night, T, English, Angst & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 107, follows: 62, 3/29/2018, Severus S., Gilgamesh
50 Reports of Izuna's Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated In a far off day in a hypothetical future Lee and Tobirama manage to create a truly alarming paradox that will destroy their past. But, on the other hand, can you really expect anything less from Eru Lee? Side fic for "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Harry Potter & Naruto, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 243, follows: 150, 3/27/2018, [Harry P., Tobirama S.]
89 The Trees are Greener » After his attempt to resurrect the deceased hokages, messing with time, space, as well as death itself, Eru Lee's Konoha finds itself cast into Uzumaki Naruto's Konoha. After disposing and making an example of Orochimaru, the various casts eye themselves and briefly explore the overwhelming differences between both worlds. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Harry Potter & Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 449, follows: 328, updated: 3/21/2018 published: 1/9/2018, [Harry P., Minato N.] Naruto U., Obito U.
21 A Gym Leader Covets Once, in a future that does not happen, Lily steps foot into Saffron City and Sabrina begins a stilted conversation. Side fic of "Wearing the Faces of Men"
Pokémon & Harry Potter, T, English, Supernatural & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 79, follows: 44, 3/11/2018, Sabrina/Natsume, Harry P.
15 Tom Riddle and the Curse of Witch Weekly It finally happens, Witch Weekly discovers Lily and Tom Riddle's newfound relationship, Lily attempts to navigate the consequences with little success. Side fic to "October"
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 72, follows: 33, 2/25/2018, [Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.]
390 My Immortal Lily and the Art of Bringing Me to Life » On what seems like an ordinary day in Hogwarts Lily and company find themselves in a surreal reality that seems to hinge entirely on a strange transfer student by the name of Ebony Way. Now, with reality tearing at the seams, Lily must find a way to save the universe before everything she knows and loves sinks into a goffick abyss. Crossover with the immortal fic "My Immortal"
Harry Potter, M, English, Supernatural & Adventure, chapters: 20, words: 66k+, favs: 199, follows: 172, updated: 2/16/2018 published: 3/26/2017, Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
8 Blue Skies on Mars At the end of Morgan's dream, the dead Kuato, played by none other than the strange boy from the arcade in the body of a Martian mutant comes to speak about self, memory, and Tom Riddle. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter, T, English, Sci-Fi & Friendship, words: 978, favs: 18, follows: 13, 1/28/2018, Harry P.
1k+God of the Machine » Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.
Death Note, T, English, Horror & Friendship, chapters: 28, words: 110k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 1/21/2018 published: 8/10/2012, Light Y., OC
20 The Number of Licks to Get to the Center of a Tootsie Pop On the ship ride from Tatooine to Coruscant, Lee and Obito continue their card game in Obi-Wan's absence, and wax nostalgia about genin days long since past as well as Kakashi being... Kakashi. side fic to "Finishing the Hat"
Harry Potter & Naruto, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 91, follows: 47, 1/14/2018, Harry P., Kakashi H., Obito U.
39A Series of Failed Turing Tests » The Carnivorous Muffin's computer, one dark and stormy night, becomes sentient! Or, at least, sentient enough to write post-modern fanfiction. By devouring fic after fic of The Carnivorous Muffin's work, The Carnivorous Muffin computer now comes to you with new original fanfiction. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll probably laugh and cry. Based on other Carnivorous Muffin fanfics.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 6k+, favs: 12, follows: 13, updated: 1/9/2018 published: 1/6/2018, Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
24 Eru Lee and the Temple of Doom Jiraiya and Minato, on returning to Konoha, discover that their beloved hidden village now has a Jashinist problem. Predictably, it's all Lee's fault. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Harry Potter & Naruto, T, English, Adventure & Crime, words: 6k+, favs: 200, follows: 105, 12/28/2017, Harry P., Sakumo H.
8 Think About the Sun » All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts. Lily, as the Lead Player and conductor of this strange stage we call life, presents the play of Tom Riddle's life, with a glorious unseen finale. Crossover of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" and "Pippin"
Harry Potter & Pippin, T, English, Drama & Mystery, chapters: 2, words: 17k+, favs: 17, follows: 12, updated: 12/15/2017 published: 12/14/2017, Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G., Leading Player
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