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Joined Jul '07

Sup!

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Allow myself to introduce ... myself:

Name: FireFly Danger Finnigan (Danger is my middle name, and Finnigan is my last ... don't ask about the Finnigan part)

Age: yes I do, and always have

Sex: yes, please

Eyes: 2 of them and fully functional

Location: I'm right here

Language: English surprisingly

Grade/Career: Well my grade is a C, but they said I would never get a career.

Hobbies: Swimming, Video Games, Reading, Swimming


And now for the random new fic everyone is reading!

The 5th installment to our four-part trilogy, A Word From the Gay Pirate

Preview: "Uh ... yes ... uh all seamen to the poop-deck please ... uh ... yes ... thank you"


I usually can only find a small amount of time for writing, so here is a list of stories to vote on for me to write -

1. Agent Omega, Naruto, Naruto is nearly executed by Konoha after rescuing Sasuke, but manages to play dead after Jiraiya mostly nullifies the executing jutsu and leaves Naruto in the forest unconscious with enough supplies to make it to another village. Just one problem! Due to the side effects of the mostly blocked jutsu Naruto loses all of his memories and is picked up by "The Organization" for training to be the perfect assassin, now at age 20 armed with mostly basic jutsu, but with his stealth, and chakra operated weaponry (an idea for a narutoverse guns listed below) and he is assigned to kill none other than (bum bum bum) Danzo of the Council. Now will old memories surface, and if they do will he resent Konoha for what he remembers? (I'm gonna make Naruto very like Agent 47, aka the Hitman, and Jason Bourne, from Bourne Identity, Supremacy, and Ultimatum)

Narutoverse guns:

P S T L - Powerful Silenced Tai Launcher

R F L - Roku Fast Launcher

S N P R - Senbon Needle Personnel Remover

Sorry I just thought that senbon launching weapons would be awesome. By the way Tai means malice, Roku means good or satisfactory, and Senbon are needles used mainly by Haku and Kin. If you get anymore ideas I'll be sure to make more acronyms for you. By the way the acronyms don't really make too much sense, but ignore that (HINT-add some vowels) PiSToL, RiFLe, SNiPeR.

2. The Murderer, Doctor Who, After one of the Doctor's may happy go lucky adventures with Rose, a new villain arises, but how evil is this timelord knockoff programmed to kill the Doctor whatever the cost. The Murderer is just his name like 'the Doctor' or 'the Master.' I should have this up soon so no use anyone taking the idea.

3. He Who Must Be Kept, Naruto, Just something that hit me - Konoha harbors a dark secret, holding it in place to stop it from killing everything. Better watch out Konoha 'we walk amongst you feeding raping, lest we hide from everyone', anyone catch that reference? yup its him.

4. Bodily Harm, Naruto, My own idea for a kickass bloodline, the Kaguya were just a branch of the badass clan that Naruto is now the heir to, btw Naruto is still an orphan. The bloodline is pretty much control over the person's whole body, but not anyone else's, for example, bones, blood vessels, blood, muscles, and any other body part or bodily substance I can think of are now under Naruto's control. Take it if you want, but tell me, I want to see how it turns out, plus I had some ideas for it.


Memorable Phrases -

Ah America, the only place where a poor black man can become a rich white woman! Ode to Michael Jackson

I don't suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it.

Here's a riddle, two guys destroyed your bike with a bat and a crow bar, one of them wasn't me.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and its gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', whats the opposite of 'progress'?

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back an let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The voices in my head tell me I need therapy.

The newscaster is the person who says “Good evening” and then tells you why its not.

I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink cow milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!"?

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look to astonished.

I swim because I'm too sexy for a sport that requires clothes.

When I get sad I stop being sad and become awesome instead. True story.

I'm a swimmer, I go in hard and come out wet.

Trample the weak, hurdle the dead.


Favorite Pairings:

Naruto/Temari

Naruto/Tenten

Worst Pairings:

Yaoi or Yuri (I don't have anything against gay people, but I am straight thank you)

Naruto/Sakura or Ino (They are fangirls and as such I, the almighty author, deem them unworthy)

Naruto/Hinata (Its a good pairing really, but its way too normal for me)

I also like alot of Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi bashing.

My favorite Naruto is the Akatsuki!Naruto or Missing-nin!Naruto


Best Completed Fics:

Encyclopedia Ninja by drunkdragon - Naruto, Naru/Hina

Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 - Naruto, Naru/Tema

Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge - Naruto, Naru/Ten


Favorite Stuff:

Movies - The Village, Shooter (Too many good lines to write), Jumper (Paladins kill Jumpers, I kill Paladins, class dismissed)

Characters - All of Akatsuki (just face it, they're badass), Itachi (foolish little brother), Sesshomaru (foolish little brother), Byakuya (foolish little brother ... in-law) and Inuyasha (What?! You mean he's not the hero? ep. 1)

Music - Fall Out Boy, Dry Cell (check out the I Confide - Gaara AMV), System of a Down (S.O.A.D.), Breaking Benjamin, Linkin Park, Finger Eleven, Papa Roach

Games - Mass Effect, Halo 3, Halo Wars, Battlefield(2:MC/BC/BC2), BYOND - Shinobi Shukumei, BattleDawn

Books - Carrion Comfort by Dan Simmons, Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice (the series Queen of the Damned is based off of)

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