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6Rio Chatroom, or, How Four Birds Found Love » Blu and his 3 friends talk to each other in an internet chatroom. (used to) Takes place one day before Rio, and continues after. During this, the birds find love. Rated T for mild coarse language and sexual references. Now a full on story. Thanks OrangeMacawWorld! ON HIATUS FOR AN UNSPECIFIED AMOUNT OF TIME!
Rio, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: 5/31/2020 published: 4/17/2020, Blu, OC
15True Blues » Blu is a pet Blue Cockatoo living in Moose Lake with his owner, Linda. However, when they learn he is the last male of his kind, and there is a female in the aviary in Cairns, they must travel there. Blu and Jewel battle smugglers, meet other birds who will help them along the way, and maybe they might just fall in love...Aussie Rio. Yes, I made a fictional parrot species lol.
Rio, M, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 9, words: 18k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: 5/14/2020 published: 5/7/2020, Blu, Jewel, OC
5 Very Sad Rio Story, but its Google Translated I took my first story and Google Translated it many times, and may have accidentally stumbled across the word of god, or something. It is profoundly wise, and you have to have a very high I.Q to understand it. I understand it as I read Uncyclopedia and watch Rick and Morty. What have I created? I legitimately haven't laughed this much in a while. Please read or else.
Rio, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 5/9/2020
11Two Blues » Four blue birds, two species, two of a kind. The last two Spix's and Glaucous macaws meet in Rio and are sent on a journey encountering smugglers and other birds, where they would grow to love each other. A retelling of the first Rio film. Rated M for swearing, sexual references and humour, and maybe some lemons in later chapters. Now read this story, or else you will suffer.
Rio, M, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 13k+, favs: 4, follows: 4, updated: 5/2/2020 published: 4/29/2020
Sandbox Advert An epic advertisement for the epic park known as 'Sandbox'. This is a joke. 2nd RCT fanfiction. Yay. Rated M for copious amounts of swearing, sexual references, and dark humour. Help me.
RollerCoaster Tycoon, M, English, Humor, words: 731, 5/1/2020
21Reborn » A normal day turns into a nightmare for 15 year old Alice. She loses her life in a hit-and-run. However she is granted a second chance at life...As a Spix's Macaw. What obstacles will she face? And will she tell her family about her past? Read and find out! Rated M for graphic-ish first chapter, coarse language, and maybe some other things. (Not a lemon...)
Rio, M, English, Humor & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 17, words: 29k+, favs: 5, follows: 8, updated: 4/26/2020 published: 4/19/2020
5Generic Rio Story » An absurdist satire where Blu becomes the messenger for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and must convince others of his existence. Insanity follows suit. Rated M for copious amounts of swearing, vulgar humour, and sexual references. Thank you OrangeMacawWorld for the idea of a satirical Rio story. Will update every now and then, and not rapidly like my other stories. Now read or die.
Rio, M, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 4/24/2020 published: 4/22/2020
2 A Blu Christmas Blu and the gang spend the Christmas in Moose Lake. A 'funny' story written by yours truly. A Christmas story written in April. A humourous one shot. Rated T to be safe due to certain jokes and censored swearing. My first proper story, so excuse any awfulness.
Rio, T, English, Family & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 4/16/2020
6 Very Sad Rio Story A quick story I wrote. If 'satire' was a category, I would've chosen it. Yes this is a joke. Rated T to be safe. The main Rio characters die one after the other in a chain event, caused by Blu's embarrassing end. Very sad, and very bad. Next story will be serious.
Rio, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Tragedy, words: 244, 4/16/2020
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