9Bluey » A remake of the first Rio film with new characters, changed characters, new themes, rules and more. Bluey is a spix's macaw from Moose Lake who must save the species with a spirited female named Jewel. Much ensues, including their developing love, sadness and plenty of comedy. May or may not update for a while, so keep that in mind.

1 The Hurting A story about a broken home that a small glaucous macaw lives in. His name is Tomas, and his whole families hates him for things he couldn't control. Families don't always love each other, and Tomas knows that all too well. The cover is an edited version of the Tears for Fears album of the same name.

4Rio 3 lol » A spoof/parody/satire/chill, its just ironic bro of the many ideas of Rio 3, as well as many stories on the archive in general. Featuring tonnes of humour, (including plenty of blue humour) satire, and some other stuff, this story is guaranteed to make at least one person on God's 70% blue and partly green but also white, brown and reddish Earth laugh.

16Little Blue Orphan » Blu and his family travel to Rio to spend the summer. However, Blu's past demons come back, and he starts having dreams about his parents and his life before he was smuggled. This triggers him to find out what happened to his parents and this obsession soon drives him to insanity. Might change the rating later on.

13Too Ugly To Be Loved » An alt. version of Rio, where Blu has been severely disfigured by Psittacine Beak and Feather disease, and this destroys his self-esteem. However, when he finds out he is the last of his kind, he must venture to Rio, and possibly, despite his disfigurement, win the girl of his dreams over. Cover image is from David Lynch's 1980 film, The Elephant Man. No disrespect is intended.

3 Harpy Lives Matter A one-shot showing Harpyphobes that Harpy eagles are animals capable of emotions, and are worthy of life. They may take it, but it ain't their fault. Directed at the countless Harpy deaths and villains in Rio fanfictions. Stop murdering Harpies, start murdering chickens. They're evil, and they want to take over the world. Support KFC, Chick-Fill-A and other fast food chains.

1 Epic Rio horror story A parody of over the top creepypastas and poorly written horror stories in general. Blu and his family are plagued by stupid scary stuff that does stupid scary stuff for no reason and with no build up for the sole purpose of shock value and 'scariness'. I wrote this in under 10 minutes lol

2 Ice Age Baby A bunch of people try to stop the hyperevil and malevolent ICE AGE BABY. Starring Ice Age characters and Shrek. This story is a joke, and I got it from Fonjavters, who got it from a Youtube comment. ICE AGE BABY, FOREVER. ICE AGE BABY, FOREVER. Enough references to a stupid song from Vanilla Ice. Contains plenty of swearing and memes.

6Rio Chatroom, or, How Four Birds Found Love » Blu and his 3 friends talk to each other in an internet chatroom. (used to) Takes place one day before Rio, and continues after. During this, the birds find love. Rated T for mild coarse language and sexual references. Now a full on story. Thanks OrangeMacawWorld! ON HIATUS FOR AN UNSPECIFIED AMOUNT OF TIME!

5 Very Sad Rio Story, but its Google Translated I took my first story and Google Translated it many times, and may have accidentally stumbled across the word of god, or something. It is profoundly wise, and you have to have a very high I.Q to understand it. I understand it as I read Uncyclopedia and watch Rick and Morty. What have I created? I legitimately haven't laughed this much in a while. Please read or else.