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21Bluey » A remake of the first Rio film with new characters, changed characters, new themes, rules and more. Bluey is a spix's macaw from Moose Lake who must save the species with a spirited female named Jewel. Much ensues, including their developing love, sadness and plenty of comedy. May or may not update for a while, so keep that in mind.
Rio, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 14, words: 38k+, favs: 16, follows: 14, updated: 10/6/2022 published: 7/19/2020
4 LUIZ Luiz commits various atrocities and gets sent to Hell for it.
Rio, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 922, 10/20/2021, Luiz
1 Real in Rio A poem I wrote that describes in rhyming prose (I am aware prose is not really applicable for poetry, but shush) the story of Blu on the day of his kidnapping. Basically just the opening of the movie, but slightly expanded upon and is in poem form.
Rio, K+, English, Poetry, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 10/20/2021, Blu, Linda
2 If I Could Fly Blu laments his flightlessness and simply wishes to have the incredible gift of flight. Something that he should have, but doesn't. Can be interpreted as a story about disability, and an encouragement for those with it to persevere and overcome challenges. One could view living with a disability as playing life on hard mode.
Rio, K+, English, Angst & Poetry, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, 8/18/2021, Blu
1 Rainy Day Its a rainy day, and so Blu and Linda spend it indoors together. A short and somewhat sappy one-shot that I wrote when I was very tired. May extend this at a later date.
Rio, K, English, Friendship & Poetry, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 8/18/2021, Blu, Jewel, Linda
1 It'll Be Okay Bia awakes from a nightmare and seeks comfort from her father, Blu. The cover has nothing to do with the story, but it is the closest to the mood I was going for and I couldn't get any Blu/Bia images that'd fit.
Rio, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 2, 7/5/2021, Blu, Jewel, Bia
3 A Very Short Rio Story The title speaks for itself. I don't know why I posted this, but its probably for the sake of making an epic joke and inflating my story count and the Rio archive story count because 2 stories in an hour's span is not enough. Inspired by Simple Relationship, by Jason Fuze. Lovingly loving this lovingly lovely story about two lovely loving birds in lovely love being lovingly.
Rio, K, English, Romance, words: 139, favs: 2, 7/5/2021, Blu, Jewel
5 Jewel Blu raves about Jewel in 700 words or so. Can't really explain it any better. May contain a moral that may or may not be clear as day.
Rio, K+, English, Poetry & Romance, words: 810, favs: 7, follows: 1, 7/4/2021, Blu, Jewel
1 Tijuca Suffering from insomnia, Blu decides to take off on a leisurely night flight through the gorgeous Tijuca National Forest and other places in Rio de Janeiro. A nice one-shot poem I wrote in about 50 minutes.
Rio, K, English, Poetry, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 7/4/2021, Blu
11Unfunny ScenaRios » A series of stupid and humorous one shots and skits. Will update every now and then. If you have any suggestions, tell me. Contains plenty of blue humour. Rated M just to be safe I suppose.
Rio, M, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 10k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, updated: 5/24/2021 published: 6/23/2020
5 Eclipse » Blu and Jewel have gone through happiness and sadness, hardship and ease. As time goes on, their chicks grow up, and so do they. But there is a stone that weighs us down, and it gets heavier and more apparent with age. A two part story about life and death, and the perspectives on those things. Contains subject matter that may be philosophical or heavy.
Rio, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, chapters: 2, words: 12k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, updated: 12/30/2020 published: 12/28/2020, Blu, Jewel, Bia, Tiago
3Creation Stories and Mythology » The tribes in the Amazon each have their own religion. This story details them, comprising of their creation stories and some mythology. Includes the stories of the Spix's and Scarlet/green wing tribes. The cover art is Aboriginal Dreamtime, which fit in perfectly with the colourful and beautiful style I was going for in the cover art.
Rio, T, English, Spiritual, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 12/20/2020 published: 10/24/2020
4 Christmases in Moose Lake Some joyful snapshots of Christmas-time in Moose Lake with Blu and Linda. A better Christmas story than A Blu Christmas.
Rio, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 12/16/2020, Blu, Linda
4Reborn Remastered » While walking home from school, 15 year old Alice is killed in a hit and run, but is granted a second life as a Spix's macaw and the daughter of Blu and Jewel. A remaster of my first story that was decent. Featuring more detail, extra humour and is in general, better. And no, I still won't write a lemon.
Rio, M, English, Humor & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 4, words: 11k+, favs: 6, follows: 5, updated: 10/23/2020 published: 10/18/2020
7Hereditary Guilt » Sometimes, parents pass on things other than physical and genetic features to their children. The guilts and traumatic experiences Blu and Jewel had when they were young, and restless spirits have come back to haunt their son, Tiago. Tiago and his family must try and figure out what's going on, and hopefully help the spirits find peace. Genres: Supernatural/Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort
Rio, T, English, Supernatural & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 10/20/2020 published: 10/18/2020, Blu, Jewel, Tiago
3 The Hurting A story about a broken home that a small glaucous macaw lives in. His name is Tomas, and his whole families hates him for things he couldn't control. Families don't always love each other, and Tomas knows that all too well. The cover is an edited version of the Tears for Fears album of the same name.
Rio, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, words: 6k+, 10/17/2020, OC
7Rio 3 lol » A spoof/parody/satire/chill, its just ironic bro of the many ideas of Rio 3, as well as many stories on the archive in general. Featuring tonnes of humour, (including plenty of blue humour) satire, and some other stuff, this story is guaranteed to make at least one person on God's 70% blue and partly green but also white, brown and reddish Earth laugh.
Rio, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: 10/14/2020 published: 10/13/2020
24One-Winged Angel » "Flying is freedom and not having to rely on anyone", those are the words of Jewel. Unfortunately, the thing she loves most is taken from her. Jewel's wing is amputated due to the damage it received, and Blu must help her get through this as she battles with depression and grief due to her disability. Credit to bluJewel stories for the idea.
Rio, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 7, words: 19k+, favs: 24, follows: 19, updated: 9/30/2020 published: 6/24/2020, Blu, Jewel
19Little Blue Orphan » Blu and his family travel to Rio to spend the summer. However, Blu's past demons come back, and he starts having dreams about his parents and his life before he was smuggled. This triggers him to find out what happened to his parents and this obsession soon drives him to insanity. Might change the rating later on.
Rio, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Tragedy, chapters: 5, words: 25k+, favs: 19, follows: 24, updated: 9/24/2020 published: 7/16/2020
3 Father's Day The Gunderson family celebrate a special date for fathers: Father's Day. A short one-shot that is better than A Blu Christmas.
Rio, K+, English, Family, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 9/5/2020, Blu, Jewel, Bia, Tiago
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