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For All The Broken Hearts

Chained Memories

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There's no other way when it comes to the truth hurts like hell hath no fury like a woman scorned like the pages of a burning book ashes everywhere you look over there all hail the King of the Goblins had fallen in love with the girl and he had given her certain powers of the heart interfere with the mind and the future's ahead while the past is behind you the cleaners run, run until the end of time is short since it's only forever, not long at all things seem possible in this place but nothing's as it seems like her head won't come off of course it doesn't mean you can't take a bite of the forbidden fruit, damn peach it won't hurt the lady Sarah the castle's ahead but you're dancing in crystals and my mind's filled with dread for the boy you lost but not the King you won since you have no power over me...

Ask me no questions...I'll tell you no lies...

Be nice to owls...you never know when they'll take your little brother away!

If I ever tell you I'm in an imaginary world where all my toys, posters, and stuffed animals have turned into live creatures I am talking to- I've had waaaaaaaay too many drinks of Red Bull (-it gives you wiings!-) and you should probably send me to bed before I start thinking I can walk through walls...

I see why Toby was dressed like a candycane...he's easy to locate when he's in a room of stone...

The throne looks like it's gonna stab me if I sit on it!

I honestly don't know how Sarah could've gotten through the Labyrinth without laughing her arse off...I know I would've if I was around the King his (insert-witty-remark-that-isn't-pants-here)! all those ADULT-ish (sp?) comments! Tsk, tsk, Jareth! She's only 15!

Name: Cassandra A. Koch

Nicknames (wonderful.): Cassie, Cass, Cassie-kins (don't ask...), Sarah (I'm not THAT stupid!), Cashew, Strings, Rem, Autumn, CĂ©line, Muffincheeks (I'mma KILL you Lindsey...), etc. I have WAYYY to many of these God-forbidden names...

Age: Between 1-100. For now. Old enough to know, young enough that I don't care!

Gender: Female. well, duh.

FAVORITES:

Movies: MirrorMask, Labyrinth, Nightmare Before Christmas, Lord of the Rings (series), Harry Potter (series), Pirates of the Caribbean (series), Aristocats (lemme have ONE childhood movie at least!), Phantom of the Opera, The Prestige...

Songs: Like a Dead Man Walking, Strangers When We Meet, As the World Falls Down, The Pretty Things are going to Hell, Thursday's Child, Blue Jean, Life on Mars?, Fashion David Bowie; I Dare You To, Save Me, Begin Again, Heroes Shinedown; Invincible Skillet; Headlock Imogen Heap; Map of the Problematique Labyrinth Muse; Your Guardian Angel, Face Down, Damn Regret, False Pretense, Cat and Mouse, Misery Loves Its Company Red Jumpsuit Apparatis; Famous Last Words, The Sharpest Lives, This is How I Disappear, House of Wolves, Teenagers My Chemical Romance; etc...I'll think of some later...

RANDOM SNIPPITS ABOUT MOI!!

(is "snippits" even a word?!)

-I like to draw (but not faces. I can't draw faces to save my life. You think I'm kidding? Have fun with that. Cause I'm not.)

-I'm very sarcastic (no offense to people, but I can't stop myself sometimes from commenting on various things.)

-I love listening to music, singing (for FUN), and writing poems or whatever that sometimes turn out to be lyrics

- shopping

- FRENCH: Je t'aime

- SPANISH: adios amigos!

- Kingdom Hearts I & II

- Labyrinth

- sports (volleyball, softball, swimming, basketball)

- candycandycandycandy sugarsugarsugarsugar hyperhyperhyperhyper

- kicking people's arses who say anything about my ADHD (look at previous comment)

-I'm not the most quiet person at the movies...the temptation to shout at the top of my lungs to the people on screen is just too strong.

-If I were any of my teachers, I'd have already thumped the daylights out of myself.

-I know I shouldn't, but if it's big and shiny with a large sign that says DO NOT PRESS, I just HAVE to push it!

-they're not kidding when they say they'll throw their social studies book at you, and French teachers chuck their workbooks also!

-just because the library is closed 'till next year, it doesn't mean they won't still yell at you for being too loud- even if they ignore the fact you were running through it while talking!

-just because it's an awesome opportunity, it doesn't mean you actually HAVE to scare the life out of them!

-I have the attention span of a goldfish...which is about 5 seconds!

ramblingonaboutabsolutelynothingwhichisexactlywhatIamdoingrightnowsoIamgoingtoshutupandbebacklater

Adventures can be fun. Unless they're Suicide Missions...which is basically an adventure with Lindsey and other characters from Phantom of the Opera, Labyrinth, Twilight etc...if it's one of those, then it's terrifying, scary, hilarious, absurd, insane, chaotic and the list can go on and on...

Anything labeled "Adventure" is a story, chapter, oneshot etc that has a plot and doesn't sound like I was on crack when I wrote it.

Anything labeled "Suicide Mission" is probably something I wrote while I was high on sugar, random, bored, crazy and possibly on writer's block. Watch out for these!

Chapter Titles

Main Story

Category

Characters

Summary

Interference - Labyrinth - Original Cast, Cassie, Lindsey, Chase and the Goblin Children

~The Labyrinth didn't die when Sarah beat the King, it still lives on and awaits the Champion's return. Along with Toby, Sarah accidentally wished herself and two other teenage girls into the mystical maze where nothing is as it seems and anything is possible, espescially walking on ceilings, talking to doors (and they actually talk back), and becoming friends with giant beasts and fuzzy creatures only found in your dreams. With the crazy and chaotic adventures of five teenagers and an arrogant King, will the Labyrinth still be the same or will their interference change the majestic maze and its creatures forever?

The Maze of Dreams

What would happen if...?

Seeing is (not) always beliveing

Upside-down and rightside-up

Make a wish

A childs innocent opinion (May be posted in 'Lost in the Labyrinth')

OTHER STORIES IN PROCESS

Kingdom Hearts: Final Twist

The Magic in a Moment- Charmed

Dreaming of Your Nightmares- WAKE contest or Labyrinth

Just Because- Labyrinth

Je t'aime- Labyrinth or House, M.D.

Cruel Kindness- Labyrinth

Childproof- Labyrinth

Dangerously Safe- Labyrinth

Deliberately Thoughtless- Labyrinth

Mildly Psychotic- Labyrinth

Precious Junk- Labyrinth

Perfectly Normal- Labyrinth or Charmed

Authors Notes:

#1: The story, "The OrgXIII's New Members" is/will be in the process of being re-written. Personally I think it sounds like crap and is screaming to be tweaked a little bit of a whole lot. Also I let it slip to be a Mary Sue...damn. Will be rewritten, re-edited, and re-posted I'm betting sometime before June.

#2: The person who decided it would be a good idea for plot bunnies to run around freely without some sort of magical jumping-proof cage will be taken outside and possibly shot.

#3: I have no idea what else to put here except I have too many ideas for fanfics but I can't keep them separated from one category to another or I keep forgetting the important parts. This means I probably won't have an actual story up for a while until I get things straightened out more...

IMPOSSIBLY SHORT QUOTES SECTION

mmkay...this area is currently under construction

EKOWTASTIC!!

Maybe she's not stalking you. Maybe you're just paranoid.

An honorable man will die with honor. But a less honorable man will live long enough to save the world. someone's story...I'll get back to you on it!

"If crazy people don't know they're crazy does it really matter when someone says, 'I'm crazy'?"


"No you don't do anything logical."

"Says the man standing on the ceiling..." -Jareth and Cassie (character) in Escher room


You need your head bashed against a very. hard. wall. I'm just as sane as you are!


"Obsessions are dangerous, don't you know that?!"

"They're only dangerous if you're in a wooden boat and your obsession is a whale. And- if you're named Moby Dick."


"I'd bet you were a holy terror!"

"Terror- definately. But 'holy' isn't a word my mother would use to describe me."


"Ah, if only I could be as open as you-"

"Hm-"

"And I was talking about your blouse." -House & Dr. Cuddy (TV SHOW- House)


"I'm not on drugs, but I have to admit, I am hooked on phonics." -House


"Tell him the patient is getting ready to kill the doctor if he doesn't get back here." -Dr. Cuddy


"Oh please Webfoot, don't be more mousebrained then you can help!" -Tornear from the WARRIOR'S series by Erin Hunter


"You'll go anyway, so you might as well have permission." -Fireheart (now Firestar)


"Now Darkstripe...is neither young, nor pretty..." -Graystripe (he's freaking AWESOME...for a cat.)


"How in StarClan did you impress Tigerclaw- fly?!" -Firepaw (Fireheart/Firestar)


"We know that you stupid furball..." -Graystripe


"I thought the crying thing was just an excuse!" -Leo Wyatt from CHARMED


"You're a jerk..."

"Yes, now tell me something I don't know please." -House and Cameron


"Me? I'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you've got to look out for. For you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." - Jack Sparrow


"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he understands." - Bertrand Russell


Dr. Foreman:

But it's only off by 1 percent. Dr. House: Yes, and if her DNA were off by 1 percent she'd be a dolphin.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in you favorite book or movie. If you're crazy, copy and paste this!

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PROFILE UNDER CONSTRUCTION- PLEASE EXCUSE THE MESS

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