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Joined Aug '07

my old user name was mystoryismyart.myartismystory or something like that

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Ello, thar~

Music, Kingdom Hearts, Anime/Manga, writing, and drawing... my whole life basically summed up there. I'd love to be friends, and if you have a problem you would like to talk about, I will listen and try to help! I love the rain and my favorite cookie is chocolate chip. I'm completely honest and i adore music. Also, I am obsessed with Fran from Katekyou Hitman Reborn! =D


QUOTES

"Sometimes even to live is an act of courage." Sereca

"There's a bit of magic in everything, and some magic is to even things out." love Reed "Magic and Loss."

"Things are never so bad they can't be made worse." From the movie 'the African Queen'.

"Whether you think you can, or think you can't, your right." Henry Ford.

"Even if tomorrow everything will disappear, with you smiling by my side, I don't need anything else." Tsubasa Reservior Chronicles chapter 11.

"But, anyone that doesn't cry can't be strong. No matter what happens, after you cry, you can face the problem better." Tsubasa Reservior Chronicles chapter 13.

"Crying when you need to cry is another way to show strength" Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles chapter 13.

" I wonder, what did you wish that night? So much sadness that flows lovely through the stars." Tsubasa Reservior Chronicles chapter 14.

"'Buu' Syaoran-kun is good!' 'You just said 'buu' with your mouth right? This isn't whistling.' 'I don't know how to whistle.'" Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles chapter 18.

"'Hyuu! You did it, Kuro-sama! You're so cool!' 'Stop saying whistling noises with your mouth!'" Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles chapter 19.

"If you loose your way, take a detour and look at the scenery-" TRC83

"My thoughts exactly! If you've got a dream, don't wait, act. One of life's little rules. Got it memorized?" Axel Kingdom Hearts 2.

"Whatever's meant to happen, will always find its way" i have no idea.

"We are what we repeatedly do: excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." -Aristotle

"Oh, that's a tough one. One's an arrogant emo king that runs off to a pedophile that gives evil hickeys of death to little children in hopes of getting enough power in his pathetic self to kill his brother that was only following orders. Then Kishimoto, being the fanboy he is, focuses practically the rest of the story on how powerful and smart Sasu-gayass is, and makes Naruto, the MAIN FRICKIN'CHARACTER, an idiotic wannabe ninja with down syndrome and a ramen fetish. And Sakura... don't get me started. An ugly pink-haired banshee who has anger management problems and beats up the kid who's always nice to her because she "loves" *shudders* her precious Sasu-gay-kun. Thank Jesus for fanfiction. It's the only thing that keeps this show popular. I think I'm gonna put a little bit more hatred toward Sasu-gay and his faggotry than Sakura, though I hate them both so much. And I applaud you all for sticking through with my ranting. Good day"-A person from a "who do you hate more? Sasuke or Sakura" post. if this is you (highly doubtful), tell me so i can credit you!

"Age is just a number. It is not important how old you are, it is how old you feel." Gackt

"Clear: I've liked you since middle school, will you marry me?

Nero:Sure, let's start with (Japanese characters "peropero" SFX for licking/lapping)" -Clear and Nero XD


COPY AND PASTE

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you're normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever pushed on the door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you are the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is you dont know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped up stairs, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the SAME tune.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

You have been Tagged by the Green Dog (at least it's supposed to be green)!\/)" (\/
(-o-)
ruff!!
You will have good luck for two years if you copy and paste this in your profile.

I was born on the day of Xaldin
In the month of Zexion
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Zexion
And I'm Zexion + Demyx years old. fuck yesssss
My favorite number is Saïx or Demyx
But my lucky number is Marluxia!
If you get it, put your own on your profile

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile

If you ever talk to yourself or talk to someone who says "Are you talking to me?" or "Who are you talking to?" C+P this in you Bio

If you ever feel weird and alone in the world C+P this in your Bio

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud or it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes CRAPPY. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO

If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

:Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fatherswho are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.The court says I am an unfit motherbecause I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly coldand distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to 'my kind'.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

so many! but id have to say zexion! riku, demyx and axel are pretty sweet too.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

namine ^_^

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

uuhhh... does donald count? no? then vexen or xaldin... they just creep me out.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

larxene. shes such a bitch. do i need another reason?

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

...pride lands or hollow bastion/radiant garden...

6. Least Favorite World?

agrabah or atlantica

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

axels chakrams and demyxs sitar! =D

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

idk... kairi's keyblade. ew.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

i dont use summon much... i havent in the second one at all actually. but in the first one.. i think genie.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

valor or final. anti would be pretty cool if you could actually heal.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

akuroku, zemyx and soriku! theyre just too damn cute! and opposites attract haha XD.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

psh... axel with anyone other than roxas (i dont mind akudemy too much, though) i think. also, i think riku with anyone but sora. my absolute least favorites are axel and larxene and riku and kairi though.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

uh... not really...

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

donald and riku (or was it goofy and riku?)...disturbes me.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

how leons belts stay on him (even though thats more final fantasy, whatever) and how all the organization died (beisdes roxas)! i think they should be revived. i had others but i dont remember...

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

uh...riku!

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

mhm

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

nope! he just dislikes people and prefers books.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

kind of, but not really. i almost think hes the only one who isnt gay haha. well besides sora... hes definatly bi =P.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

kind of.. not really actually. i just dont like her.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

namine because roxas and olette is gross to me. and partially because sora and kairi are together (sadface T_T) which would mean their nobodys are too. wait. wouldnt that mean theyre nobodies arent? thats confusing.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

uhm... its a cool game? =P

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

no, i actually enjoy that game quite a bit. i got to see sexy zexy and play as riku! plus, killing marluxia was very satisfactory =]

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

only one?! uh... i think sora becuase he seems like the one who is least likely to kill me, and im pretty sure we'd be like bffls XD. or zexion because id lock him in my basement... enough said.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

maybe sora... optomistic, weird, happy ect. or demyx because i'm extreamly lazy, dont like fighting and love music. water is pretty awesome too. actually, i think im like sora, demyx and zexion put together with a hint of saix. because, well... do you really have to ask?

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

oh god. when i went to get my keyblade and i asked if a sword that looked so much like rikus was his and i called it the wrong thing and some guy who looked to be in his late 20's corrected me -_-.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

no, but im going to cosplay namine! =]

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

soras singing! jk jk, uh... vexens laugh! =D

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

DEMYX!! i actually died like 2341325 times trying to kill him cause of his stupid water clones. xaldin was pretty difficult too. same with ansem. i had to get my brother to try and beat ansem the first time i played, but he couldnt and hes like such a gamer. i laughed. a lot. oh! and riku in com... then i found it its waaay easier to kill him if you actually use three cards at once XD

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

THE ORGANIZATION!!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

pence

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

zexion, duh.

33. Riku or Roxas?

mmm... riku.

34. Roxas or Sora?

sooora

35. Axel or Demyx?

used to be axel, now its demyx =P.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

tough... i think kairi actually. larxene is a little too abusive for my liking. and in the japanese version of CoM appently she hit on axel! how could you larxene, how could you?

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

akuroku all the way!

38. Namixas or Namiku?

...namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

my two favorite pairings! oh god... depends what mood im in! right now i think id have to say akuroku.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

i like both... soriku atm though.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

ahh! depends what mood im in! right now... sea salt ice cream.

42. Cloud or Leon?

oh jeez... cloud i think.

43. CloTi of Clerith?

id have to say clerith

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

mmm... sanctuary, the english version of passion =P.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

none, actually. i just enjoy drawing them, and putting them in weird situations in fanfics =). the closest would have to be zexion or riku, though

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

um... possibly katekyou hitman reborn! i think that would be interesting XD

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

kairi, xion, namine and aqua kinda look the same. roxas and cloud look the same... leon and sora could be brothers haha.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

bbs!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

kh2... organization XIII! and sora's voice is better.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

its awesomeness.

Another KH Survey:

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1.Roxas
2.Demyx
3.Vexen
4.Zexion
5.Axel
6.Xaldin
7.Xemnas
8.Saix
9.Marluxia
10.Lexeaus
11.Larxene
12.Luxord
13.Xigbar

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?

Xemnas Vexen? uhm... both?

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Zexion and Lexeaus? er... both, depending on who you are. Id prefer fluff if I haaad to read it.

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Demyx and Marluxia? Oh yaeh, I've heard horror stories about it... and amusing ones also =P

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Roxas and Larxene... complete and utter shock.

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Saix/Xigbar or Axel/Xaldin? uhm... Saix/Xigbar...?

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Luxord? Hahaha he wishes! XP

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

Would Vexen be happy if Larxene and Saix got together? He wouldn't care...

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Zexion and Demyx? =0 yaaaay!~ okay, uhm... "Hearts belong in Pairs"

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Lexeaus Roxas? Nope, never have, never will.

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Axel Xigbar cannon? Hahahaa uhm... probably not XD

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Xaldin Marluxia? I can see Marly topping XP

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

Roxas Xigbar? Well it could... but I highly, highly doubt it.

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Larxene Vexen okay, uhm... "It started out as an ordinary day in Castle Oblivion for Vexen. Then, Larxene showed up. And... why is she looking at him like that?"

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

Luxord and Xemnas had a baby... Luxord would be laughing his ass off, then scream like a five year old girl becuase Saix would be attempting to (and probably succeding) murder him.

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Demyx/Roxas/Saix, okay. "Warning: contains Demyx, Saix Puppy, and face palming."

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Zexion and Luxord are getting married. Axel would probably just say "wtf? when did this happen? uhm... congratulations?"

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

Top 10 ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.(I seriously am crazy...XD)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

TO HELL WITH STEREOTYPES, WOO!!!!!!

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