Hello guys, I don't know how you found me as I didn't post any story yet, but hi

Age: 23

sex: male

likes:Philosophy, my friends, my family, talking about stuff, girls, stories, fun;

dislikes: people who think they are better then others

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol,
sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream

- Malcolm Muggeridge

"Do you know who a hero is? Nine times out of ten, a hero is someone who is tired enough, cold enough, and hungry enough not to give a damn. I don't give a damn"

“He who does not punish evil commands it to be done.” - Leonardo da Vinci

“If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.” - Napoleon Bonaparte

--Hawkeye Peirce

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Macbeth Act 5, scene 5, 24–28

"Whenever a choice is made based on the excuse "life’s too short", it’s certain that life will be just long enough to punish you for it."

-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience - Lol! (Some Genius)

-After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist finally said to me, "Maybe...life isn't for everyone." -

-Falling in love was the best idea I ever had-

- Forged in war, born of death, saved by love - Jackson Rathbone

- "You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you." -

-It's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be real hard. And we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I wanna do that...because I want you. All of you...forever-

-Behind every untrusting girl is someone who made her that way-

-It's funny how someone can break your heart and you still love them with all the little pieces-

-It's not about right. It's not about wrong. It's about power- (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

-She's like a woman fighting for more than life. She fights like fighting is her life. It is the air she breathes, and she knows she will win because...there is no alternative- (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you,

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
.

One day we're going to look back at this, laugh nervously, then change the subject.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that, little children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -Willy Wonka

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

--Fire and Ice by Robert Frost

I have good news, you have not suffered the lasting effect of death.

"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. " - Einstein

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and im not sure about the former." - Einstein

"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater." - Einstein

"The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it." L.J.Peter

"I may disagree with what you say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it" - Voltaire

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." -Sir Winston Churchill

"Warrick Brown: Who brings a gun to a knife fight?
Gil Grissom: The winner? " - CSI

" When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. "

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
- Mark Twain

"Did I kill that guy that killed me?"

- Samuel Fuller

“One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.”

- Norman Ralph Augustine

“One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.”

- Norman Ralph Augustine

“Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies.”

- Charles D'Hericault

I was delighted to be able to answer promptly. "I don't know", I said.
- Mark Twain

"Confidence comes only when you embrace your imperfections. When you accept the person that you are, others will too."

-Vincent D. Alcaras

"If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error."

John Kenneth Galbraith

“How to achieve the moral breakdown of the enemy before the war has started -- that is the problem that interests me. Whoever has experienced war at the front will want to refrain from all avoidable bloodshed.” -Adolf Hitler

“We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic.”
- Cullen Hightower quotes

"People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them" - George Bernard Shaw

“Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts, they serve for sweet relieving, when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.”-- unknown

“The part always has a tendency to reunite with its whole in order to escape from its imperfection.” - Leonardo da Vinci

"The best day of your life is the one on which you decide your life is your own. No apologies or excuses. No one to lean on, rely on, or blame. The gift is yours - it is an amazing journey - and you alone are responsible for the quality of it. This is the day your life really begins."-- Bob Moawad

“Do not trust the horse, Trojans! Whatever it is, I fear the Greeks, even though they bring gifts.”-- Virgil

". . .People are taught that pain is evil and dangerous. How can they deal with love if they're afraid to feel? Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they're wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio. You feel your strength in the experience of pain. It's all in how you carry it. That's what matters. Pain is a feeling. Your feelings are a part of you. Your own reality. If you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you're letting society destroy your reality. You should stand up for your right to feel your pain." - Jim Morrison

“The principle office of history I take to be this: to prevent virtuous actions from being forgotten, and that evil words and deeds should fear an infamous reputation with posterity.”--Publius Cornelius Tacitus

It is much easier for good to deal with evil than it is for good to deal with stupidity. author unknown.

"True love doesn't happen right away; it's an ever-growing process. It develops after you've gone through many ups and downs, when you've suffered together, cried together, laughed together." -- Ricardo Montalban

"Love is when you're kept up all night thinking of him, and then when you fall asleep, you find him in your dreams." --Anonymous

"You might have loved me, if you had known me. If you had ever known my mind. If you would have walked through my dreams and memories. Who knows what treasures you might have found. Yes, you might have loved me. If you had only taken the time." -- Anonymous

"The man that makes a character, makes foes." -- Edward Young

Change is a challenge and an opportunity, not a threat. -- Prince Philip of England

"Fear is pain arising from the anticipation of evil."-- Aristotle

"The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life." -- Richard Bach

"Forgiveness is not the misguided act of condoning irresponsible, hurtful behavior. Nor is it a superficial turning of the other cheek that leaves us feeling victimized and martyred. Rather it is the finishing of old business that allows us to experience the present, free of contamination from the past." -- Joan Boryenko

"Our family is a circle of love and strength. With every birth and every union, the circle grows. Every joy shared adds more love. Every obstacle faced together makes the circle stronger." --Unknown

"A single event can awaken within us a stranger totally unknown to us. To live is to be slowly born."--Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

If all else fails, there's always hope, faith, and blind luck!--unknown

“You weren’t paying attention. Besides, the best way to win an argument is to knock the other person out.”--18 yr old Edward Elric to 16 yr old Edward Elric, from Time, by Lea Cat

If life gives you lemons... take 'em, 'cus, hey! Free lemons!--a friend who didn't want to leave the "If life gives you lemons" quote with the stereotypical ending.

"I never argue with an idiot. They drag me down to their level, and then beat me with experience."--Hiei, commenting on Yusuke to Kurama, from Pure Blood, Half Blood, by Kurosaisei.

"... It's like searching for a needle in a stack of needles."--Lust, FMA episode The Truth Behind Truths

Whoever said nothing was impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door-- no idea

I’ve lost myself. I’ve gone to find myself. If I return before I get back, please tell me to wait there! P.S. I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a floppy.-- again, not sure

“Outnumber this, you odd manifestation of post-human consciousness!”--Maddie, Phantom of a Doubt, by PotterPhan21

“Oh sure, cheating on a test actually ends the world one time, and you just can’t let it go."--Tucker, Complications, by HiddenAuthor

"If your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will become your downfall."--Dave Ramsey--and don't ask.

"Maybe Logan was right about one thing. Maybe I should choose a birthday... how about yesterday? Born yesterday, and the best thing is I have a whole year not to think about it."--Max, Dark Angel

“I’m a ghost, my dad rigged our car to shoot death rays, my mom’s hotdogs attack people, and my cousin is a puddle in the basement. What’s weird?”--Danny, Hopes, by HiddenAuthor

As the portal closed shut, the two canine ghosts nodded at eachother and commenced in starting a prison riot.--The Impossible Murder, chapter 10, by Billie Jukes

"Sanity!? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place." -- Zaraki Kenpachi, Bleach, Japanese verion w/subtitles, episode 51

"Four of you have tried to kill me in the past and one of you succeeded!" -- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean, At World's End

“Yeah, well, I think the Queen of England a shape-shifting vampire from Egypt. Guess everyone crazy in their own way.”--Esta, Some Things are Free, chapter 6, by em-witchwood.

"It was brilliant. Threw more insults than Snape on a bad day. I don't think I've ever seen Rita Skeeter run that fast."--Ron, referring to Dumbledore throwing reporters out of Hogwarts, The Marriage Stone, by Josephine Darcy.

"Oh, Merlin. Next time Albus asks for a favor, I'm running away from home."--Severus Snape, The Marriage Stone, by Josephine Darcy.

"I'll have you know I walk in the moonlight all the time," Severus informed him, affecting a look of indignation. "Granted it's mostly to hand out detentions but it still counts."--The Marriage Stone, by Josephine Darcy.

"I enjoy sarcasm. So should you."--Severus Snape, Union of Doom, by Steppenwoelfin.

"The thing I don't get is why they call it a Depression. I mean, everybody's broke, but they're not really all that depressed."--Max, Dark Angel, Pilot episode.

"Hermione, don't poke logic-shaped holes in my reasoning."--Harry (letter), Dear Order, by SilverWolf7007.

Not for sale, rent, or eBay. -- Not sure, but I thought it was cute.

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire. --Anonymous

Pride and dignity would belong to women if only men would leave them alone. -- Egyptian proverb. I know, a bit mean to the guys out there, but I couldn't resist. Guys, a lot of you do have the tendancy to say things to... irritate... us girls.

It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.--I've always thought that was a cute proverb. And often sadly true.

"I put my heart and soul into my work and have lost my mind in the process."--Vincent Van Gogh

Do you love chemistry? Do you go all soft and squishy in your biology class? Do you wish you could somehow take them both at once? (Are you out of your mind?)--A bit of The Princeton Review's online intro to Biochemistry. I thought it was funny.

Always be who you are. Those who matter don't care and those who care don't matter. --Anonymous

Never be afraid to try something new. remember, amateurs built the Ark and professionals built the Titanic.-- Again, Anonymous.

If I could get a firm grip on reality... I'd choke it. -- Don't know who came up with it, but I thought it was amusing.

English: A language that lurks in dark alleyways, beats up other languages, and rifles through their pockets for spare volcabulary.--Again, don't know.