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Business Casual »
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/DramaTwilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 26k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 12/21/2012 published: 11/13/2012, Edward, Bella
2k+ The Best Thing I Ever Did »
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 32k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 7/21/2012 published: 6/14/2012, Bella, Edward
7k+ The Best I Ever Had »
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 14, words: 64k+, favs: 12k+, follows: 6k+, updated: 6/25/2012 published: 2/17/2011, Edward, Bella
510 The Rebound »
If the person is so right, does it matter if the timing is all wrong? E/B.Twilight, M, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 9k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/24/2012 published: 2/14/2012, Edward, Bella
213 The Dressmaker
The dressmaker knows his fingers are nimble; he just never thought his heart would be so too, running away with Isabella Swan and conspiring to make him want the very thing he cannot have. AGE OF EDWARD ENTRYTwilight, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 9k+, favs: 537, follows: 127, 2/12/2012, Edward, Bella
437 Yes
Edward asks a question.Twilight, M, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 709, follows: 200, 11/20/2011, Edward, Bella
371 Delicious
Chocolate. Carbohydrates. Edward Cullen. These are the things Bella Swan is not letting herself have. Some things are harder to resist than others. One shot.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 9k+, favs: 857, follows: 274, 8/8/2011, Bella, Edward
1k+ A Matter of Life and Death »
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.Twilight, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 8, words: 27k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 639, updated: 7/22/2011 published: 6/15/2011, Bella, Edward
1k+Once More, With Feeling »
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 52k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 2/11/2011 published: 7/8/2010, Bella, Edward
275 You Scream, I Scream
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 208, 1/18/2011, Edward, Bella
62An Alford Plea
There is a powder keg of egos and adamancy waiting to be lit in this house. Rosalie feels like playing with fire. And Edward. Canon, missing moment... or is it? M, first place and judges' choice for the Roseward Contest.Twilight, M, English, Angst & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 52, follows: 13, 11/26/2010, Edward, Rosalie
369 The Importance of Being Edward
Bella Swan knows she kissed a boy last night named Edward. Problem is, she can't remember much more than that. When she goes looking for him, she finds out Edward is not as rare of a name as she would like.AH, Edward/Bella/…Edward Fluff fluff fluff.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 8k+, favs: 490, follows: 196, 10/22/2010, Edward, Bella
2k+ Legendary »
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.Twilight, M, English, Mystery & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 53k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/8/2010 published: 11/16/2009, Edward, Bella
317 Say It, Out Loud
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 8k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 223, 8/9/2010, Bella, Edward
126 In Verse & Reverse
"I'm going to be in love with you. I know it. I can't… I can't say I am right now because I think that these things mean more with time, but one day, I want to hold your hand and look at you and tell you, 'remember that day I told you about? It's here.'"Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 6k+, favs: 296, follows: 90, 7/30/2010, Edward, Bella
534 Put a Ring On It
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.Twilight, M, English, Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 308, updated: 4/29/2010 published: 2/3/2010, Bella, Edward