10k+Hiding in Plain Sight » by limona
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 23, words: 141k+, favs: 12k+, follows: 13k+, updated: 6/14/2012 published: 9/14/2008, Bella, Edward
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Bella's Crown » by Storms
[COMPLETE]The sequel to Bella's Cross...The Volturi have been defeated and chaos rocks the vampires' world. For Bella, Edward, and the rest of the Cullens an interesting destiny awaits.Twilight, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 25, words: 29k+, favs: 219, follows: 71, updated: 2/22/2010 published: 1/11/2007
168Bella's Cross » by Storms
COMPLETE - Bella gets her wish but now she has a heavy cross to bear for her immortality. Bella becomes the only thing standing in the way of her family being destroyed by the Volturi.Twilight, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 15, words: 14k+, favs: 291, follows: 81, updated: 2/22/2010 published: 1/8/2007
2k+Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed » by MarcyJ
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 22k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 8/28/2009 published: 4/2/2007
210Musicals in a Minute » by The Lark
Your favorite musicals, ultracondensed.Misc. Plays/Musicals, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 5k+, favs: 110, follows: 58, updated: 6/19/2009 published: 7/13/2007
1k+The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! » by LindaRoo
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?Twilight, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 12, words: 74k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/9/2009 published: 2/27/2007
669 Life in a Glass House » by maddengirl
Name: Gabriella e: bition: To get her brothers out of her personal life and never give Troy Bolton the satisfaction of always getting what he wants. AUHigh School Musical, K+, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 23, words: 56k+, favs: 306, follows: 241, updated: 11/2/2008 published: 7/15/2007, Gabriella M., Troy B.
682Bella's Bachelorette Bash » by LindaRoo
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.Twilight, M, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 29k+, favs: 473, follows: 525, updated: 10/22/2008 published: 6/28/2008, Bella, Alice
26Really bizarre Midnight Sun Parody I was Bored » by Peace is GOODandsoisrent
Um, I was bored. You don't even have to read it, I was bored and a little hyper. Please ignore. rated K just in case you guys can't take the word sexy.Twilight, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 792, favs: 8, follows: 3, updated: 9/18/2008 published: 9/9/2007
147Breaking Dawn Sing Along! by LindaRoo
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 976, favs: 87, follows: 12, 8/8/2008, Bella, Edward
236 As Bella Sleeps by blondie AKA robin
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.Twilight, T, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 578, follows: 104, updated: 5/23/2008 published: 1/31/2008
8k+ Family Therapy Cullen Style » by vjgm
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNYTwilight, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 18, words: 69k+, favs: 7k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/15/2008 published: 11/10/2007
208Brotherhood » by LindaRoo
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 4, words: 11k+, favs: 215, follows: 68, updated: 4/13/2008 published: 3/31/2008
707 Under Arrest » by vjgm
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 310, 1/5/2008
57 Cullen Hot Tub Truth or Dare! » by grimmkimfaerytales
What it says. Comissioned by the VMT Queens of Games and Skits, so you know it's good. Don't hate the player, baby! Story as is, sequel in progress. We are not Ms. Meyer. Reviews, please!Twilight, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 90, follows: 38, updated: 1/4/2008 published: 12/31/2007
75 Resistance by Skipper Pompeii
Edward's POV in Eclipse from the point where he offers to take Bella to the Meadow through the end. Serious Romance awaits you!Twilight, T, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 169, follows: 23, 11/15/2007
187 The Consequences of Getting Smashed » by kateg123
Hermione experiences the ordeal of getting drunk. Of course consequences soon ensue, some hilarious, some romantic...HGDM be brilliant and review please: Now completedHarry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 21, words: 34k+, favs: 60, follows: 64, updated: 9/25/2007 published: 6/27/2007, Draco M., Hermione G.
41 Tough Love by sillybella
In the first chapter of Eclipse, Charlie seems to have put more thought into parenting. How did he get to that point? Charlie's thoughts during the Epilogue of New Moon.Twilight, T, English, Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 72, follows: 16, updated: 8/4/2007 published: 8/3/2007
50 Passwords, Purple Pustules, and Puking Pastilles by LindaRoo
What happened to Umbridge after Harry defeated Voldemort? How did Ginny and Harry get back together? Whatever became of Xenophilus Lovegood after the explosion? WARNING: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERSHarry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 89, follows: 17, 8/2/2007, Harry P., Ginny W.
17 Okay » by Skipper Pompeii
Fleeing from the baseball game in Twilight...a different perspective.Twilight, K+, English, Adventure & Angst, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 7, updated: 8/1/2007 published: 7/26/2007
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