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8A Night Out »
After the end of a lack-lustre date, Holly runs into Lili Frond, possibly the last person she wants to see while drunk. Lili, meanwhile, has something to get off her chest. She doesn't care whether Holly wants to hear it or not. L/H, with Artemis and Butler running the peanut gallery. Rated T for references to sex.Artemis Fowl, T, English, Romance, chapters: 5, words: 27k+, favs: 9, follows: 8, updated: 11/16/2022 published: 10/1/2022, Artemis F., Butler, Holly S., Lili F.
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Artemis Fowl: The Sun Rising »
The final installment of my Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata trilogy. After saving the world from vengeful Japanese deities and indulging in a little office romance, our favourite LEP officer, Holly Short, is off to the Americas to investigate Jack the Ripper-esque murders in Mexico City. An AU set after the Eternity Code.Artemis Fowl, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 21, words: 49k+, favs: 49, follows: 29, updated: 3/18/2015 published: 10/3/2013, Artemis F., Holly S.
12 Artemis Fowl: Reprieve
A short piece that takes place directly after the events of Artemis Fowl: Nearing Perfection. Holly takes a vacation and finds herself in love with a co-worker. In the mean time, Artemis learns to be gracious a little too late.Artemis Fowl, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 4k+, favs: 15, follows: 4, 7/24/2013, Artemis F., Holly S.
75 Artemis Fowl: Nearing Perfection »
The sequel to Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata. Holly gets assigned to the theft and/or kidnapping (it depends who you ask) of an ancient Fairy relic and has to deal with choking hazards, racist co-workers, duelling lovers, and an Irishman who is worse than all the rest of it combined. AU set after The Eternity Code.Artemis Fowl, T, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 13, words: 36k+, favs: 41, follows: 26, updated: 7/5/2013 published: 4/25/2013, Artemis F., Holly S.
139In the Time to Come »
A collection of A/H shorts. Mostly romantic, but not exclusively. Now including: Strauss, fluff, Paris Hilton, fluff, Hokusai, and fluff.Artemis Fowl, T, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 13, words: 13k+, favs: 75, follows: 54, updated: 3/28/2013 published: 10/22/2012, Artemis F., Holly S.
81After the End »
Because, let's be honest, an ending that wide open is nothing more than a thinly-veiled request for someone else to do what needs to be done. Therefore, this author has completely disregarded TLG's thoughts re: endings and done just that; despite it not being marketable to a YA audience or people with biology degrees. Post-TLG, A/H no longer just implied, now an undeniable fact.Artemis Fowl, T, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 13k+, favs: 118, follows: 88, updated: 3/4/2013 published: 11/20/2012, Holly S., Artemis F.
58Getting There »
The sexual education of Artemis Fowl. Includes: a steep learning curve, multiple partners, too much gin, too much coffee, Oscar Wilde, pithy commentary from Minerva Paradizo, an unsurprising Holly Short cameo, and a sappy happy ending. Set several years after the series. And, despite the characters listed, I'm afraid there's no A/M. She's in love with Butler. Come on, people.Artemis Fowl, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 6k+, favs: 46, follows: 27, updated: 2/21/2013 published: 1/26/2013, Artemis F., Minerva P.
71Meanwhile »
Originally a set of out-takes for another fic, this is a collection of drabbles celebrating the ongoing, yet little known, romance of one D. Butler and one M. Paradizo. Because there's nothing a underage criminal mastermind likes better than an older (and more physically fit) lover.Artemis Fowl, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 10, words: 12k+, favs: 38, follows: 18, updated: 1/20/2013 published: 9/20/2010, Butler, Minerva P.
17 A Very Long Engagement
Thirty-something!Artemis and his wife come home to Ireland for Angline's Christmas party, as they do every year. And, as he does every year, Artemis drinks a little too much and indulges in a little self-loathing. An unexpected guest arrives in the midst of this and the night breaks with tradition, with long-lasting consequences.Artemis Fowl, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 61, follows: 20, 1/19/2013, Artemis F., Holly S.
22 Parentare
An unabashed, no-holds-barred, all-guns-a-blazing tragic romance, with a pinch of comedy and a dash of carpe diem. It's tragic, but like all good tragedies, you saw it coming. And, if I do say so myself, getting there will totally be worth it. (A/H and TLG spoiler-FREE. Which makes it sound like a menu item)Artemis Fowl, T, English, Tragedy & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 52, follows: 9, 10/26/2012, Holly S., Artemis F.
10 Hôtel Le Negresco
Snippets of Minerva and Butler's visits in the Hotel Negresco. A side-story of Meanwhile, Quinquatria and Behind the Scenes. Flaunting taboos isn't easy, no matter your IQ.Artemis Fowl, T, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 12, follows: 2, 8/19/2011, Butler, Minerva P.
11 Quinquatria
Minerva attempts to convince Butler that consummating their relationship sooner rather than later really is a good idea. Butler attempts not to be convinced. Stand-alone one-shot from the "Meanwhile" and "Behind the Scenes" universe. Set after BtS.Artemis Fowl, T, English, Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 15, follows: 2, 10/12/2010, Butler, Minerva P.
25 Another Time
It's Christmas Eve and Ghost!Root makes an appearance at Fowl Manor with some unexpected news. Written weeks before Kit's contest prompt but, now that I think of it, oddly applicable. A/H fluff though, you have been warned. One-shot.Artemis Fowl, K+, English, Tragedy & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 57, follows: 12, 9/29/2010, Artemis F., Holly S.
43 Behind the Scenes »
A lot can change in three years. People most of all. Set during the "missing years" in TLC.Artemis Fowl, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 10k+, favs: 27, follows: 10, updated: 9/26/2010 published: 9/13/2010, Butler, Minerva P.
15Afterwards
He was used to leading double lives. He'd just never enjoyed any of them this much before. Post TAC.Artemis Fowl, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, 9/8/2010, Minerva P., Butler
20 Complex
Artemis isn't the only one feeling guilty after everything they've been through. Hollycentric.Artemis Fowl, T, English, Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 26, follows: 4, 8/7/2010, Holly S., Artemis F.
93 Bivouac
SERIOUS TAC SPOILERS. The missing scene from the end of The Atlantis Complex. The Merriam-Webster dictionary describes a bivouac as "a usually temporary encampment under little or no shelter". And just what would Holly Short need shelter from?Artemis Fowl, K+, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 902, favs: 147, follows: 20, 7/23/2010, Holly S., Artemis F.
28 This Time
Another one-shot about "embarrassing confessions of love" but less with the embarrassing, more with the vaguely tragic. Alas! Only one submission for the TBR contest, or this would have gone in there too.Artemis Fowl, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 26, follows: 3, 7/3/2010, Artemis F., Holly S.
20 Coming Out
TBR contest post. Involving more closets, bad lighting, way too many multiples of 5, and many a platonic 'Trouble ... Commander Kelp'. Because H/T's not happening, I don't care what Kit Heart or Colfer have to say on the matter.Artemis Fowl, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 496, favs: 24, follows: 7, 6/12/2010, Artemis F., Holly S.
73 Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata »
Yes! I am writing one of those "Artemis Fowl: insert catchy noun here" stories! An AU mystery set post-TEC. What could have happened if TOD hadn't. Holly is framed for the theft of a priceless artefact and finds herself in need of some assistance.Artemis Fowl, T, English, Mystery & Adventure, chapters: 8, words: 24k+, favs: 57, follows: 30, updated: 11/29/2009 published: 11/21/2009