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59Hogwarts, A Mystery »
Voldemort's final act: the destruction of magic in magical Britain. Every witch and wizard is dying an inch at a time, a once flourishing culture hiding from death's tightening grip in the shadows of the most far-flung corners of Albion. To flee is to risk even a more certain (and not necessarily less painful) death. Time is not on their side. Except for Harry. Harry is fine.Harry Potter, T, English, Mystery, chapters: 9, words: 68k+, favs: 79, follows: 137, updated: 12/15/2024 published: 10/27/2024, [Harry P., Daphne G.] Hermione G.
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Viviane »
Harry was never more alone than the time between the Goblet declaring him a Champion, and winning the First Task. Someone stepped forward - somewhat by accident - to help. Unfortunately, she's a second year student with no particular skills nor any particular strategy beyond Harry killing every monster that comes between him and the princes- him and tournament victory.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 5, words: 33k+, favs: 117, follows: 135, updated: 4/21/2024 published: 4/6/2024, [Harry P., Romilda V.]
17 Gaslighting Hermione »
Harry and Romilda absolutely are not having a secret, illicit relationship at Hogwarts. That's ridiculous, and any "evidence" or "proof" of such is just manipulating innocent circumstances arising from Harry's 'saving people thing' in the very worst mimicry of the likes of Skeeter, probably being pushed in a desperate attempt to snare Harry by Romilda herself, that wicked witch.Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 16k+, favs: 109, follows: 90, updated: 9/16/2023 published: 9/6/2023, [Harry P., Romilda V.] Hermione G., Ginny W.
38 Fake It Till You Make It »
The Complete Histories of Lord Hadrian James Potter-Peverell-Black of Gryffindor-Slytherin and Lord Ronald Bilius Weasley-Prewett-Dumbledore of Hufflepuff-Ravenclaw. Harry/"multi". Ron/"multi".Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 19k+, favs: 109, follows: 66, updated: 9/5/2023 published: 8/23/2023, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
43Chimera: Lion and Snake »
Five years ago, Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix overthrew Voldemort's regime, turning the page onto a new Golden Age for Magical Britain. Only Harry hasn't been seen in the country since, until now, and he might be seeking to overthrow the government after an apparent elopement and sabbatical of international vigilante retribution. Or not. That bit's a little unclear.Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Mystery, chapters: 5, words: 30k+, favs: 256, follows: 439, updated: 12/15/2022 published: 11/28/2022, [Harry P., Daphne G.]
21Gamer Fic »
Annoyed at the plethora of gamer fics that create this would-be earth shattering paradigm for the protagonist and then just have it be a lazy way to 'stats go up' as he continues life as otherwise normal. Might be multi-chapter, but can stand alone. Just having some fun.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 80, follows: 102, updated: 2/17/2022 published: 2/15/2022, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Daphne G.
3Dodging Original Content and Stealing Fanverses »
One-shots set in LeadVonE's Dodging Prison & Stealing Witches. 'Canon' compliant in the sense they are plausible outcomes or events at time of writing. Not perfect continuity, but everything more or less set in the same 'verse'. Rated M for specific lines, no smut.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 24, follows: 27, 7/18/2021, Harry P.
41 Third Year Sorting
Instead of being held back because of the Dementor aftereffects, Harry successfully makes it to the Third Year Sorting Ceremony.Harry Potter, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 227, follows: 81, 7/10/2021, Harry P.
11None Can Live While The Others Survive
A Blood Ritual through The Veil of Death leaves Harry trapped in a Hogwarts Battle Royale that he must survive if he is to make his way back to the land of the living to stop Voldemort's second rise. The Dark Lord has chosen Harry's opponents well. Harry was his greatest foe, and now Harry will face that same foe - himself. Himselves. And whoever else comes along for the ride.Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Horror, words: 3k+, favs: 35, follows: 51, 6/27/2021, Harry P., Voldemort, Daphne G.
110What Would Broz Do? A Harry & Ron Series of Events »
A collection of related one-shots spanning Hogwarts, where Hermione never has her Halloween epiphany and so the trio never forms, leaving Harry & Ron to bro their way through Hogwarts, forced to learn for themselves what they need to know.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 13k+, favs: 591, follows: 559, updated: 6/10/2021 published: 4/2/2017, Harry P., Ron W.
59 The Wand Chooses The Wizard, The Wizard Chooses The Witch
A take on Ell Roche's "Pure-blood Culture": Miss Astoria Greengrass has waited long enough, her father's offer of betrothal neither accepted nor refused by Lord Potter. It is time to discover why.Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 6k+, favs: 866, follows: 388, 3/26/2017, [Harry P., Astoria G.]
81 A Question of When
Romilda Vane realized she'd been going after Harry Potter the wrong way; it wasn't a question of how, it was a question of when.Harry Potter, T, English, words: 5k+, favs: 616, follows: 216, 3/16/2017, [Harry P., Romilda V.]
70Slytherin Harry
One little change changes everything. Harry/Daphne, Harry/Victoire Daphne/Victoire implied. Slight AU. Rate M for language but it's infrequent.Harry Potter, M, English, Adventure & Romance, words: 214, favs: 122, follows: 58, 5/4/2011, Harry P., Daphne G.
10A Collection of Challenges »
Various one-shots that I've written over time. No storyline, just lulz.Harry Potter, M, English, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 49, follows: 29, updated: 1/21/2010 published: 12/13/2008, Harry P.
203 Whatever Happened to Bromance? »
Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 10k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 693, updated: 1/21/2010 published: 10/15/2009, Harry P., Romilda V.
67 A Little Knowledge is a Dangerous Thing
6th year AU, Harry puts the puzzle together slightly faster. Now he just needs to come up with a plan of action. Fortunately, help comes from an unexpected source. Rated M for a reason. Smut/adult situations.Harry Potter, M, English, Horror, words: 4k+, favs: 193, follows: 69, 1/5/2010, Harry P., Romilda V.
111 A Half Blood Prince Indeed
A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne.Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 547, 8/9/2009, Harry P., Daphne G.
19 To Love in Vain
A twist on Ron Weasley and the Love Potion mishap in book six.Harry Potter, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 107, follows: 39, 12/23/2008, Harry P., Romilda V.
157For Want of a Wand »
Incredible, how a single change in history can lead to a whole new world. For Harry Potter, all it takes is a wand.Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 33k+, favs: 402, follows: 495, updated: 12/8/2008 published: 4/5/2008, Harry P., Fleur D.
13 In Reflection
Harry reflects on the horrors that hindsight brings.Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Tragedy, words: 2k+, favs: 89, follows: 24, 12/6/2008, Harry P., Cho C.
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