I saw Seven Dogs "But I saw a brilliant light, playing fetch with seven dogs. running tirelessly from the storm. I saw seven dogs…" It's a quiet chill afternoon on the Starblaster. Or it was, till Magnus got bored and started a discussion about dog breeds, and working out what type his crewmates were. [First half is Stolen Centry, second half is a few years post Story and Song.]
Radio Dramas, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 9k+, 9/26, The Adventure Zone
In grief, We bake "Because Taako doesn't write his feelings down like she does. Taako cooks. Taako stress bakes. Correction: Taako is stress baking. On an industrial scale." It's always hard when you loose a dear dear friend. Even if it is for the forth time. It's harder still for Lucretia to let Taako deal with this all on his own.
Radio Dramas, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, words: 6k+, 9/19, The Adventure Zone
1I Saw Seven Idiots » "Some days you think it might as well just happen." A collection of The Adventure Zone: Balance oneshots and drabbles, following THB, the IPRE and folks. Here there be Goofing around on boring planets during the century, recovering after the Day of Story and Song, missing scenes and Angus being the responsible adult.
Radio Dramas, T, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, updated: 8/22 published: 6/22, The Adventure Zone
2An Unfair Advantage » It's a school trip to the fair-ground for an authorised night before the end of term. But despite Miss Cackles good intentions, Constance isn't enjoying herself. It's no fun and no fair, not with a cheater in their midst. [ 98 HBDrill. break up and emotional hurt but goofs, shenanigans and Happy ending]
Worst Witch, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 12k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 6/22, [I. Drill, C. Hardbroom] Amelia C.
4It's in the Giving of a Gift to Another » Witches don't really do Christmas. And Christmas isn't supposed to be about the sparkly tat or presents. But it's a good excuse as any for stupid outfits, kissing, and getting your girlfriend something special. (xmas fluff. HBDrill, established relationship)
Worst Witch, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 8k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 1/24 published: 6/10/2018, [I. Drill, C. Hardbroom] Amelia C.
118Mildred's Monstrous Misadventures » With ghosts and vampires amongst the staff, and a werewolf cub amongst her ghoulfriends; "Miss Cackle's international academy for young Witches" is a bit more diverse then Mildred was expecting! MonsterAU. '98 series with some '17 and NWW elements. Updates Most Sundays.
Worst Witch, T, English, Humor & Supernatural, chapters: 50, words: 49k+, favs: 12, follows: 14, updated: 4/14/2019 published: 12/10/2017, Mildred H., Maud M., Amelia C., C. Hardbroom
5 The Broken Hand-Mirror Miss Hardbroom came to Cackles in the summer term with not much in the way of luggage. Mrs Cackle assumed that Hecate, a most gifted witch, had shrunk all sorts of possessions into a more manageable manner. In the winter term, her daughter Ada learnt the truth.
Worst Witch, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, 6/10/2018, Ada C., H. Hardbroom
2I Know Things Now Nice is different than good. Sybil finds out the hard way. (Also for some reason teachers take deep offence if you basically drug one of their own? Wow who knew?) Episode speculation: Miss SoftBroom
Worst Witch, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 10k+, favs: 1, follows: 3, 3/4/2018
4 Little Wizard The child was a little sprite of a thing. Without the hat, he would have only just come up to Hecate's hip. And Dimity had to stoop sideways slightly to hold his hand. (One shot. contains OC. Hackle married but not focus of story)
Worst Witch, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 10, follows: 4, 2/5/2018, OC, Ada C., H. Hardbroom, D. Drill
12 Small Mercies in Quadruple Potions » Term has begun. and Mildred's already got herself in a muddle, causing accidents again. But that's Standard for the worst witch, yeah? Well... For once, not quite. (AN Complete?)
Worst Witch, K+, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 11k+, favs: 11, follows: 8, updated: 10/16/2017 published: 10/8/2017, Mildred H., Maud M., Amelia C., C. Hardbroom
3 Glitter in the Air HB, Hardbroom, Teacher, deputy, witch ... Constance. A tip of the iceberg look at the life and times of a complicated woman with an poor sleep schedule and an excellent memory. [Oneshot. Based on Pink's Glitter in the Air.]
Worst Witch, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Humor, words: 8k+, favs: 6, 5/10/2017, C. Hardbroom
23Ugh! » A bout of a flu like illness has hit the school and Imogen'snot happy. While her Miss Drill is ill, Constance on the other hand is feeling perfectly fine, if stuck playing Nurse and having her bedside manner critiqued. (Sick fic HBDrill established relationship fluff. Some mild language, innuendo and references to bedroom activities through out.)
Worst Witch, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 18, words: 14k+, favs: 10, follows: 9, updated: 12/1/2016 published: 5/11/2013, [C. Hardbroom, I. Drill]
8The Quidditch Juniour League » Cackles' enter the Under 16s inter-school Quidditch cup, but questions are raised; Will Ethel play fair? Can HB put up with sport talk? And can Mildred stay on her broomstick? Probably not! (Sporty story slightly AU. Will move to crossovers at a later date)
Worst Witch, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 9/27/2016 published: 4/21/2012, Mildred H., Ethel H., Amelia C., C. Hardbroom
22How do I love thee? » "Let me count the ways." A collection of shorter shippie stories, mostly HBDrill unless otherwise stated. Feel free to suggest a prompt. Rating may change. Title taken from Elizabeth Barrett Browning's Sonnet 43.
Worst Witch, T, English, Romance, chapters: 9, words: 12k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, updated: 3/1/2016 published: 10/28/2013, [C. Hardbroom, I. Drill]
7Gerry Anderson's Stingray in 'SEA SICK' » When Marina becomes ill, at first it doesn't strike so much as a threat as an inconvenience. But soon for Troy and Phones, it's race against time, to save not just her life but those of Atlanta, Fisher, Commander Shore perhaps the whole of Marienville!
Misc. Tv Shows, K+, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 14, words: 9k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, updated: 12/14/2015 published: 4/6/2012
9LoveLove, Kiss Kiss- » ...Blah Blah Blah. Constance is not keen on nonsense like romance and secret admirers, even on Feb 14th. (An Anti-Valentines Day fic. Originally a song fic edits and new updates in progress.)
Worst Witch, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 7, words: 3k+, favs: 4, follows: 5, updated: 2/14/2015 published: 2/13/2012, Mildred H., C. Hardbroom, D. Bat
3Pillows Frights and fights, feathers and fun, fraternisation, fumbling around, and falling asleep. HBDrill fluff. Very long oneshot. Written for Fairly Odd New Yorker.
Worst Witch, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 8k+, favs: 4, 11/26/2014, [C. Hardbroom, I. Drill]
13Good Luck Charlie, Bad Luck Constance » Charlie's spending his half term at Cackles and, much to HB's irritation and confusion, is once more getting far too attached at the idea of becoming a witch. But faster then you can say "Holy Macaroni!" they might both change their minds on the subject. (previously "BroomstickBMX tricks" rewritten in parts)
Worst Witch, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 5, follows: 6, updated: 9/8/2014 published: 4/6/2013, Mildred H., C. Hardbroom, Charlie B.
4 Oh, Baskets balls-! After some suspiciously unsporting behaviour of her own, HB is forced to practice a few Drills (pun intended). Takes place just before the end of Fair is foul and fouls are fair. (HBDrill oneshot. rated on the safe side)
Worst Witch, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 7k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 8/11/2014, [C. Hardbroom, I. Drill] Mildred H.
40Moments with Mary Poppins » Drabbles, one-shots, minis, crossovers and all sorts of oddities are being pulled out of this carpet bag -Some serious, some funny, some craker some short, some long and some fluffy but all surround the nanny, friends and family of 17 Cherry Tree Lane.
Mary Poppins, K, English, Humor, chapters: 13, words: 13k+, favs: 9, follows: 10, updated: 4/27/2014 published: 12/27/2008