Some lines that make GREAT sense(or non-sense as the case maybe)
Chivalry is dead is it? Did you see the body, check it's pulse? Or perhaps , are you confessing to a murder?
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Chivalry is dead is it? Did you see the body, check it's pulse? Or perhaps , are you confessing to a murder?
Between Parkinson and Alzheimer, I'd have to choose Parkinson; I'd rather spill my beer than forget where I put it.
Yoda: "House elf? What that is?"
Harry: "That's something like you only more useful."
I have no prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it forever.
War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.
I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
"I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."
Come to the dark side. Bring a flashlight. Go to the light side wear sunglasses.
Immortality is for the weak. Only those who are strong can stare at Death's Smiling visage and smile back.-Cerek
"Are you deranged?" - Ichigo; Bleach
"I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so!"
"Always remember, when a man sweeps you off your feet, he is in the perfect position to drop you on your ass."
"A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'That was freaking awesome!'
"It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me."
"I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!"
If we go to school to learn, and learning is knowledge, and knowledge is power, and power is corruption, and corruption is crime, and crime isn't wanted in school, then why the heck do we go to school?
Before criticizing someone, you should walk a mile in there shoes. That way, when you criticize them you'll have their shoes and they are a mile away
Too bad you can't get a voodoo globe, and make the world spin really fast and freak everybody out. - Jack Handey
If the facts don't fit the theory, then change the facts. - Albert Einstein
If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the up button
Beer commercials usually have big men doing manly things: "You just killed a small animal, it's time for a light beer." Why not have realistic commercials like: "It's five o' clock in the morning. You just pissed in a dumpster. It's Miller time." - Robin Williams
If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's to much fraternizing with the enemy
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks' meaning 'blood sucking parasites'
"Don't eavesdrop on your son when he's talking to himself!" - Ichigo
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die of suffocation if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breath. If you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing their buts off, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a sliding glass door copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and past this onto your profile. (I would like to add that I would also stab, maim, disable and generally cause chaos to this person.)
If you believe that preps travel in packs, copy and past this onto your profile.
If you have ever felt an undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it's a person or not, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are one of the five percent that isn't, then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever been on the computer for hours, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this onto your profile.
STORY QUOTES
The Laughing Kitsune
"A word of advice," Shino whispered in the old mans ear, "Never piss off the psychopath." - Shino to Tazuna about Naruto
"Johnny was a chemist, a chemist he is no more, for what he thought was aech-two-oh, was aech-two-ess-oh-four!" - Naruto about sulfuric acid.
Begin chain quote
Bob: But all my friends are doing it!
Bob's mom: Well, if your friends jumped off of a building would you?"
Bob: "Yes, because there would be padding for when I landed!"
End chain quote