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Aline is once again pulled into the uncreatively titled world of fanfic as civil war breaks out. Will Nikki overcome administrative frustrations? Will her kid sister Jenna ever become a mighty evil overlord? Will D escape telling her origin story? Will Aline ever figure out what's going on? Of course not. Don't be silly.Misc. Books, K+, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 20, words: 61k+, favs: 52, follows: 48, updated: 4/24/2016 published: 2/14/2010
376 If Bella Were Sane »
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 821, follows: 245, updated: 10/21/2011 published: 7/3/2009, Bella, Edward
11 Things I Learned From Watching Lost
Lost is a very informative show. Warning: This is stupid.Lost, K, English, Humor, words: 475, favs: 24, follows: 5, 10/4/2011
7 Cut Brilliance
Near is L, perfected. -A drabble I found while cleaning out some old files.-Death Note, K, English, Angst, words: 274, favs: 13, follows: 2, 7/6/2011, Near
321 How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter »
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. ParodyMisc. Books, T, English, Parody, chapters: 6, words: 10k+, favs: 200, follows: 67, updated: 11/27/2010 published: 2/3/2010
32 Dissonance
They say your demons are of your own design. Light, Kira, why they were the same, why they weren't, and why it never really mattered anyway.Death Note, K+, English, Angst & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 75, follows: 15, 1/28/2010, Light Y.
78 The Return of Opal Koboi
Opal attempts to take over the world for the...twenty-seventh time, was it?Artemis Fowl, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 890, favs: 126, follows: 26, 10/20/2009, Artemis F., Opal K.
118Complaints »
The Lord of the Rings characters have had enough of fanfiction. What do to but go on a transdimensional adventure of Sue hunting and anthromorphized personifications with a random author off the very site they loathe?Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 8k+, favs: 61, follows: 47, updated: 9/21/2009 published: 3/16/2009
97 Welcome to Fanfiction
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!Misc. Books, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 5k+, favs: 127, follows: 18, 9/14/2009
54 The Break Room
Life in the Between Book Break Room has never been easy. Upon receiving a copy of Breaking Dawn, the Twilight characters are less than happy. Revamped as of 8.26.09.Twilight, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 87, follows: 13, updated: 8/26/2009 published: 11/20/2008
20The Documentation of Drabbling
Where drabbles, plot bunnies and other unpolished tidbits go to die.Underland Chronicles, K+, English, words: 686, favs: 8, follows: 5, updated: 4/6/2009 published: 3/21/2008
35 Living in Wonderland
Never looking back is hard when his ghost is still hovering behind you, just barely out of sight.Bartimaeus Trilogy, K, English, Angst, words: 253, favs: 13, follows: 3, 3/27/2009, Kitty J.
68 The Tragedy of Mary Sue
Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 111, follows: 16, 3/8/2009
74To Kill a Meyerpire
Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 755, favs: 84, follows: 12, 2/3/2009
27 Bane of 1337
Bane's been spending too much time on the internet.Underland Chronicles, K, English, Humor, words: 994, favs: 12, follows: 3, 2/10/2008, Bane, Gregor