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Joined Nov '07

Things I Enjoy:

I enjoy watching anime alot I don't have any real favorites, but I would say InuYasha or Ranma if I had to choose. I enjoy writing stories for you guys and I hope you enjoy them. Please review them and let me know what I can do to make them any better.

I love hanging out with my friends because I enjoy making them smile and helping them out with any problems they might have.

I also love the Warriors, my friend Lindsay got me hooked on them. I also like to read Where the Red Fern Grows, Black Beauty, White Fang, and Call of the Wild. I've seen the movies but they're not as good as the books.

Orientation: Straight

Ethinicty: Spaniard, Portuguese, Native American, and last but not least, African American. I'm a mutt, by the way for those of you that think Spaniard is the same as Mexican, it's not. Mexicans are a mixture of Spaniards and Indians from Mexico, while Spaniards are just Spaniards in my view. I don't really know what the history behind them is, so in conclusion, I'm pure bred mutt, don't get it just send me a message.

Name: Breanna Ryane Torrence

Location: Fresno

Eye/ Hair Color: Dark Brown. Sometimes my eye color changes like once it was actually a dark silver color then another time it was coal black, wierd.

Age: 20

Music: R&B/soul, R&B, some rock, some country, j pop, j rock, piano pieces

My Stories:

1. Final Heartache- Third person limited Kagome . She can't take it anymore, so what decision has she made for herself? Inu/Kag MINOR GORY DETAILS AT THE END! Complete!

2. Tortured Lovers- Kagome is being abused by her husband, while InuYasha is getting suspicious that his girlfriend, soon to be wife is cheating on him. One day, fate brings these two together, but can they get through the many difficult obstacles to be together? INUXKAG. Discontinued. If someone would like to take over then please contact me so I can give you the plot and what I had planned. It's all really basic and will give you a lot of room to work with creatively.


This is a picture of a female InuYasha mentioned in my first chapter of Tortured Lovers check it out!


Here is a link to my youtube page and I would really appreciate it if you guys take a look at my videos and tell me which ones are your favorites.

My Top Fav Characters:

InuYasha- 15 yr. old half- demon (I'll probably make him human in some of my future stories)

Inu: Like hell I'm gonna be a human in any of your stupid ass stories!

Kagome- 15 yr. old miko (she always has these powers unless InuYasha an everyone else doesn't have any special powers)

Kags: Hi nice to meet you all... and InuYasha...SIT!!

Sango- 16 yr. old demon slayer

San: HAHAHAHAHA... Give it to him good Kags... oh... um... hi you guys, glad to have met you

Miroku- 17 yr. old (lecherous) monk

Miro: Hey! I resent that.. anyways... Hey what's up?!


Does It Matter

Does it matter,

if I scream out your name

afraid that you may leave

leave and i'll never have a friend

can't you stay by me?

Does it matter,

if I'm lonely 'cause we never talk

you ignore me like I'm not there at all

I talk to you but you never hear me

please pay attention to me

Does it matter,

if I go crazy from the loneliness

will you notice me then?

or am I to be stuck in eternal darkness

forever alone with no happiness

Does it matter,

if I become successful in life

giving you gifts and borrowing my things freely

Am I your friend again now?

what do you want from me?!

Does it matter,

if I cry from heartbreak

Will you comfort me then?

you just act like nothing happened

don't leave me alone

Are you really my friend?

THAT doesn't matter to me anymore

Random Stuff I found:


Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she or he runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers


- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
boy do the work for once!


10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm (I do say 'hi' like that though)

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. (I was and all it is, is DRAMA...annoying!)

--If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

--If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you like anime or magna, copy and paste this in your profile.

--If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

--If you love to play pranks on your best friend, copy and paste this to your profile!

--If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

--If you absolutely love anime guys with long hair, copy and paste this to your profile

--If you listen to music and like it because you like the music, not because of the artist, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think at least one anime/manga character is MEGA hot you know you do, copy and paste this to your profile.

--If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile

--If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile

--If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

--Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile (I kick all their asses!!)

--If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

--If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

--If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile (I so wanna go there LOL)

If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs, then copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a anime/manga character, the paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this on your profile.

( _ )

Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!)

"I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food." -Bruce From the movie 'Nemo'.

"Please tell your pants it's not polite to point." One of Committed To Kiba's friends.

"Look! -shoots- An undead monkey! Top that!" -Captain Jack Sparrow

"uh oh... the plot thickens among other things lmao... you have to update
InuYasha fan2789. I L.O.V.E. This review. I have a perverted mind. Thank you for this InuYasha fan2789!

'He wasn't sure what was going on…but he liked it. He was on top of Kagome… surrounded by… the police?' This is from 'An Odd Couple. It's like the best story EVER!! Then Tokyo Angel...etc.

Joey Adams - "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."

Erma Bombeck - "Never have more children than you have car windows."

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. (I've proved this one wrong!)

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!


Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted...

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat (hey whatever you believe is what you believe. I'm not one to judge I have a lot of friends that don't have the same religions as me, so what?)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo. (we all wear black people)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I can't say anything about that since I definitely don't have straight A's)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. ( I'm a tomboy...I would never touch my guy friends...ya'll can have 'em.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (I'm sorry that I respect myself and am waiting for the right person and time)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (OMG! How'd you find out that I luuuuuuuv me some chicken and kool-aid. Just to let ya'll know I'm mixed)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (So what if I'm a little over weight...I can probably still outrun you)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (It doesn't matter if people are single or not, they can still be ugly but are being used for their bodies)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (I don't hate them, I just don't want to see them making out but that pretty much applies to everyone and not just to gay couples.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (I'm totally screwed up! XD I'm just kidding)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (So don't believe that)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (My friend who I call Vanilla is white to the heart and knows it!)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (People who say this are just ignorant fools and need to learn about other cultures more before saying anything)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Normal doesn't exist...I'm me, so deal with it)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(I have great self don't see me hurting people when they need to be slapped jk lol)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (I only did that once to see what its like! lol)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (That couldn't be any more wrong I actually dislike watermelon believe it or not)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot (My friend will clearly told me that wasn't true!)

I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Okay, so that part is true about me.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (so true, so true)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Some of it's true and some of it's not)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (I'm part black I NEED GREASE IN MY HAIR OR IT GETS FUCKED UP!)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (jus da bitch part is true i dont think im THAT controlling. lol)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Okay, I admit I'm a little weird. We all are, so what?!)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I'm telling you people, I'm not!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (So what if I want to castrate a few guys? That doesn't mean I'm a feminist, because I'm definitely not.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (I don't want to die cause people are being stupid, do you?)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Only my neighbor does that and she's only 10 yrs old! omg!)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. ( I'm actually very responsible)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (It's called being intelligent which can be a good thing for your future!)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (No, I just don't like how they're running things)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (so sad)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (I'm very childish I admit, but I know when I need to act mature to)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Not true!)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I just think boys are to much trouble and I have all the time in the world to get one later on)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (I'm only like that when I'm being respectful. It's a good thing!)
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. (Sooooo not true!)
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. (...que...?)
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.(Halloween is the freaking best holiday ever!!)
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

True Friends...

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

...the sad thing is that my friends actually do most of these things...same with me.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.



if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Plenty of times!!)

You laugh at me because I’m different, but I laugh because all of you shitheads are the same.

"The strongest one among you may not wear a crown."


"This isn't a relationship, it's a mutual agreement to get shagged." - Headless Bingo

This...was so many levels past 'not good' there wasn't a word for it yet. - Once more, Headless Bingo.

“Apology accepted. Now go away and leave me alone.” - Much Ado about Nothing

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

All right, so I exaggerate. But, like, who's told the truth since they invented cyber-sex? - Neji

"It isn't possible to never tell the truth - to tell the truth I am getting away with murder!" - Papa Roach: Getting Away with Murder

“I said I didn’t have a cell phone. I didn’t say that I was useless.” Kaiba

"The best part of 'believe' is the 'lie'." - Fall Out Boy

"I don't give a fuck - God sent me to piss the world off!" - Eminem

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity

"Say it again, and I'll rip out your spinal cord and shove it down your throat." - Atem threatening Kaiba

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own

Were one to ask me in which direction I think man strongest, I should say, his capacity to hate.

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

"It takes so much more power to forgive than to kill the person who broke your heart."

The loneliest place i have ever been was not when i was alone... it was in a room full of people that never even cared.

It only takes one smile to hide a million tears.

Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.

It's so curious: one can resist tears and 'behave' very well in the hardest hours of grief. But then someone makes you a friendly sign behind a window, or one notices that a flower that was in bud only yesterday has suddenly blossomed, or a letter slips from a drawer... and everything collapses

A true friends doesn't stab you in the back, they stab you in the front

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. : Arab proverb

A true friend, is one that will take a bullet for you in the war. : Italian proverb

Tell me who's your friend and I'll tell you who you are. : Russian proverb

Tell me what you laugh at, and I'll tell you who you are.

Don't laugh at people's dreams;
it might be all they have.

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow Don't walk behind me, I may not lead

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random!

Don’t knock on death’s door…ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

"The more you piss me off, the longer I'll keep you alive."

"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."

'Do what you want how you want, as long as you don't get in my way.'

'You bite me, I'll bite you back... harder.'

'Deal with it. What makes you think my help will make it better?'

'If I lie you think I'm stating a fact, when I state a fact, you think I'm lying... what's the problem here?

Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this.

"Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted."

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Flying is simple. You just jump and forget how to fall.

Let's pass around the vodka and get wasted, lets see how many lies you've told in the past

Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks

Women are like dogs. You've got to watch out for all the bitches.

Behind every successful woman is a man who is surprised

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to dribble a football

Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

1. Joshua

2. red

3. B

4. Sept.

5. black

6. Lindsay

7. 7

8. California (Its not as humid)

9. Ocean

10. to visit Japan sometime in high school


1. You are completely in love with this person. (not really we're just friends)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. (I better! I want me a Sesshy!)

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure. (not really...matters on the day)
Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

We fear that which we cannot see. (Bleach)

People have hope, because they cannot see Death standing behind them. (Bleach)

Unless I grip the sword, I cannot protect you. While gripping the sword,I cannot embrace you. (Bleach)

I'm not Superman. So I can't say anything big like I'll protect everyone on Earth. I'm not a modest guy who will say it's enough if I can protect as many people as my two hands can handle either. I want to protect... a mountain-load of people. (Ichigo Kurosaki- Bleach)

There is nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, you're afraid of getting killed. When you attack, you're afraid of killing someone. Even when you try to protect someone, you're afraid of letting them die. Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born of that. When you dodge, "I won't let them cut me." If you protect someone, "I won't let them die." If you attack, "I will kill them." Well, can't you see the resolve to kill you in my sword? (Kisuke Uruhara- Bleach)

You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German! (Asuka Langley Soryu- Evangelion)

Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original? (Lina Inverse- Slayers)

So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity? (Hiei-Yu Yu Hakusho)

All the girls in Konoha are so hot these days. (Jiraiya- Naruto)

If you die, I'll kill you! Zoro (One Piece)

I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call. (Vash introducing himself to Wolfwood-Trigun)

My name is Vash the stampede!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!! (Vash- Trigun)

Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea!(Ranma- Ranma 1/2)

Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid. (Curtis, Joshua, Taylor, Yolanda(srry but ya do sumtimes), Briana, and Tyler you guys all sound really stupid sometimes)

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot

It's a matter of life after death - now that he's dead, I have a life

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. (so true)

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought (LMFAO)

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. ( v. funny!!)

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I ran with scissors, and lived! (I REALLY DID!)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind person of who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager gals we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

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