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This Place Kills Them »
"Girls are going missing! If we can't find out what's happening, we'll be next." "This is Derry," Michelle says. "Kids go missing all the time. They join a paramilitary, or get kidnapped, or end up in the wrong place at the wrong time. Jenny Joyce isn't special." Or, the Derry Girls kill Pennywise.IT & Derry Girls, M, English, Horror & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 10k+, updated: 10/1 published: 9/3, [Erin Q., James M.] Michele M., Clare D.
Coming Out
"I know it's none of my business, but are you, like, gay?" Duke asks. "What? No! I like dudes!" Viola realizes what she's said about three seconds after she's said it, and wordlessly puts her pillow over her face. ... Everyone is bisexual. No one is aware that bisexuality exists. That's it.She's the Man, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 6k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 4/6, [Viola H., Olivia L.] Sebastian H., Duke O.
Girls Like Her
"She looks too pure to be pink," Rizzo says, which is true, but it's easier than the real truth. The real truth is that Rizzo might be the queen of Rydell High, but she keeps on wanting things she can't have. ... Rizzo likes girls. This causes some problems.Grease, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 6k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 4/6, [Rizzo, Sandy O.] Kenickie M., Frenchy F.
7Standing Out »
Half of the PTA, led by the one and only Odalia Blight, had showed up and politely informed Eda that she should take down the pride flag hung up in her classroom. Eda left the flag up. She bought three more flags, and put those up too, one on her door so everyone in the hallway could see it too. And this year she's starting a GSA. Eda being the gay mentor these kids need.Owl House, T, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 8k+, favs: 10, follows: 11, updated: 5/30/2023 published: 8/6/2022, Luz N., Amity B., Eda, Willow
1 The Switch »
"I, Emira Blight, do hereby declare that I will: Make reasonable effort to befriend Viney Sohal, and acquire information on her, and provide all information acquired to Edric Blight, to aid in his own efforts to win her over." The Blight twins have zero luck with their own crushes, so there's only one thing to do: scheme. Absolutely nothing goes according to plan.Owl House, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 16k+, favs: 12, follows: 7, updated: 10/24/2022 published: 5/17/2022, [Emira B., Viney] [Edric B., Jerbo]
By Chance
Burnt-out high school history teacher Lilith Clawthorne and down-on-his-luck traffic cop Steve bond over how much they hate children.
Owl House, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, 8/6/2022, Lilith, Eda, Steve
1Everyone Can See It »
Penny and Ruby are very clearly in love, and the fact that neither of them know it is killing Weiss. Penny still doesn't really get how humans work, but she can see that underneath all the bickering Ruby and Weiss have feelings far beyond friendship. Ruby isn't good with people, but she doesn't need to be to see that Weiss and Penny are meant for each other.RWBY, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 21, follows: 12, updated: 5/22/2022 published: 5/16/2022, [Penny P., Ruby R., Weiss S.]
Promises don't Keep »
This is a story not about heroes, but about ordinary people. People like Blake fighting for those trapped in the slave state of Mistral or like Yang trying to make money in the kingdom-sized tourist trap of Vale. A story of human beings trying to survive and finding each other.
RWBY, M, English, Adventure & Friendship, chapters: 6, words: 10k+, favs: 4, follows: 5, updated: 5/16/2022 published: 10/7/2021, [Yang X.L., Blake B.] Ruby R., Pyrrha N.
1 On Epic Mustaches
When everyone on the Boiling Isles wakes up in the body of the opposite sex, it's up to Luz Noceda, Fearless Champion, to solve the mystery and save the day. There's only one problem: that she really doesn't mind being a guy.Owl House, T, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, 5/4/2022, Luz N., Amity B., Eda, Hunter/Golden Guard
1 Enemies Forever
In which awkward family dinners are had and Lucia finally talks about her feelings. Beta!Amity/Beta!Luz in an AU where Luz, Beta!Luz, and Vee are siblings (the Fitting In-verse).Owl House, T, English, Romance & Family, words: 3k+, favs: 12, follows: 4, 4/29/2022, [Luz N., Amity B.] Camila N.
Interesting People
"What if my whole life I'm boring, and Luz and Lucia grow up and have adventures and travel the world and I just become an accountant or something and die alone?" Vee says. Camila sets down the cutting board and scrapes the peels into the trash, more violently than usual. "Isn't that enough?" - Vee and Camila bonding. Mundane AU in the same 'verse as Fitting In.Owl House, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 2, 3/26/2022, Luz N., Camila N., Creepy Luz
1 Four-Color Romance
Amity and Luz battle, and then bond, over the Good Witch Azura graphic novel spinoff. Mundane AU in the same 'verse as Fitting In, but works separately.Owl House, K+, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, 3/15/2022, [Luz N., Amity B.]
2Fitting In
Lucia guides her little sisters through their first day of high school, and deals with a certain blight on her life. Mundane AU with Luz, beta Luz, and Vee as siblings. Beta Lumity galore.Owl House, T, English, Family & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 12, follows: 6, 3/3/2022, [Luz N., Amity B.] Willow, Creepy Luz
2 The Easy Way to Power »
Odalia Blight finds out about Luz and Amity's relationship. While another parent would see a weakness, she sees an opportunity. And so begins the most awkward dinner party in the history of the Boiling Isles. Written for UltimateCCC.Owl House, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 20, follows: 18, updated: 2/4/2022 published: 1/3/2022, [Odalia B., Alador B.] [Luz N., Amity B.]
10 Okay, Maybe it Was My Fault »
Yang and Weiss get drunk and kiss. A series of tragic and comic misunderstandings ensue.RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 9, words: 10k+, favs: 14, follows: 20, updated: 1/19/2022 published: 8/10/2021, Weiss S., Yang X.L., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
2 Mirror
Eda accidentally kidnaps a young Camila Noceda. Camila makes a friend, and comes to realize that the world is much safer when it's a certain way.Owl House, T, English, Fantasy & Horror, words: 2k+, favs: 8, follows: 3, 12/10/2021, [Camila N., Eda] Luz N.
Rules
There are rules for kissing girls. Elle breaks them. Elle/Vivian.Legally Blonde, T, English, Romance, words: 682, favs: 4, follows: 1, 12/1/2021
4 A Midsummer Nightmare »
Adora, Catra, Scorpia, and Perfuma get caught up in romantic entanglements thanks to some well-intentioned meddling, while the minor villains stage a play. A Midsummer Night's Dream AU, crackfic.She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 6k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 11/29/2021 published: 10/29/2021, [Adora/She-Ra, Catra] [Princess Perfuma, Scorpia]
6 Electromagnetism
Separate, Pyrrha and Nora are formidable foes. Together, they are one of the fundamental forces of the universe. Or, the proper application of the principles of physics and the chaos that causes in Team JNPR.RWBY, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 29, follows: 16, 11/16/2021, Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V.
25 Outside the Box »
Amity's spent her whole life being normal, and she doesn't need some summer camp to force her into it. Or, the Blight siblings end up at a conversion camp, and make a few friends along the way. If only there weren't so many old cat ladies determined to let them live life to its gayest. But I'm a Cheerleader fusion.Owl House, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 18k+, favs: 29, follows: 25, updated: 10/26/2021 published: 6/2/2021, [Amity B., Luz N.] Edric B., Emira B.