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Michelle Winchester PM
Biography
Joined Dec '07, Canada

Name : wouln't you like to know

Age: 22

Sex :( Don't know haven't had it yet ! Just Kidding ! ) Female

Favorite Books : Harry Potter Series , Twilight Series , Lord Of The Rings Trilogy , Ect.

Favorite movies/t.v shows : Star Wars , City Of Ember , Eragon , star trek, chaotic ,Transformers

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AUTOBOTS

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you are often threatened that a wrench will be thrown at your head by a robot medic (Ratchet!) if you don't do your homework, paste this onto your profile.

If you are often used as a moving target by a trigger-happy, cannon-toting mech, (Ironhide!), paste this onto your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British accent, copy this onto your profile.

If a friend asks you if you want to come over to their house, and you reply, "I'd love to, but I have to do my Arithmancy homework." copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever written "Advanced Potions" on your science textbook, copy this onto your profile.

If someone asks you "What's wrong with your mind?" and you say, "Where to begin?" copy this into your profile.

If you believe in God the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, copy and paste this into your profile.

female come backs

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Going my way, babe?
Woman: I'm going the other way, genius.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

TWILIGHT IS NOT ABOUT VAMPIRES ITS ABOUT BLOOD SUCKING PIXIES. GIMME HARRY POTTER ANY DAY NOT SOME GAY ASS PIXIE VAMPIRES.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

HEY people of the world, Homophobia is retarded. HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY! copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.(Actually, it depends on who...)

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Friends will always be like, "Well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call them whispering "Seven days..."

There is a fine line between genius and insanity... I have erased this line.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

It's a battle between the bad, the ugly, and the - what the heck is that?!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!

What is this 'kindness' you speak of?

Siblings: can't live with them, can't sell them on eBay

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this.

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