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Joined Oct '20

Hey!

My name is Liz

Follow my Instagram- @Lxz._.9

My favorite animal is a Wolf

My favorite color is Silver

My favorite twilight pairing is Paul/Bella

If someone wants to recommend me a good Paul/Bella story

or Bella/Jared story or any Bella/pack story

PM me!


Roses are red Mexicans are brown

that's my race so don't put it down! !
My Mexican pride I will not hide

My Mexican race I will not disgrace
My Mexican blood flows hot & true

My Mexican peeps I will stand by you
thru thick & thin till the day we die

Our Mexican flag Always stands high

I yell this poem Louder than all the rest.

cuz every one knows Mexicans ARE THE BEST! ! !
Mexican Pride in my mind

MEXICAN BLOOD is my kind

So step aside and let me through

Cuz its all about the Mexican crew

Life sucks and then you die

but if your Mexican You die with pride! ! ! !

-CHERRY SAFFARIE


92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister or American Eagle said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off!


Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine? Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: Your body is like a temple. Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing


ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread


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