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Joined Dec '07

Hi, this is me, majorbookluver. I am completely obsessed with fanfiction; even though I don't write it I read it constantly.

Quotes from my best friends

"When I see the number 17 I die a little inside..." anna-banana my blondie

"I didn't slap you! I high-fived your face!" Sas-a-frass

"don't you think that was a little rude?" anna-banana my blondie

"your hair tastes oddly-delicious..." Sas-a-frass

"I'm giving you a mustache!"*silence*"Would you like to get your pen?""Yeah…" anna-banana my blondie

"High 1, high 2, high 3, high 4, high 6!" Sas-a-frass

"You shouldn't have resisted!" Anna-banana my blondie

"Can you please check behind the couch, it's getting cramped back here!" anna-banana my blondie

"Because I deserve you!!!" (a Sas-a-frass kidnapping quote)

" *licks charger* Ow! it shocked me! *licks charger again*" My lovely fiance, Jelly

" Freckle - o - sa!" Cham-Chan

"Are we your grandchilderen? Cause you're spoiling us!" Sas-a-frass

"You should sit there and pray that you don't die painfully" Sas-a-frass

"Well at least it inspires you to get up and do something" Quabeca

"Why waste energy on your life, your gonna die anyway" TheRealCinderelli

"Come to the dark side, we have chocolate. Come to the light side, we have ice cream!" Pochohantas What Now?!

"Welcome to the dark side, are you surprised, we don't have chocolate…" Quabeca

"Qubec is in Germany. Everybody knows that." Pochontas What Now?!

"Yes...the most important thing to know about chemistry is….squirrel! OMG! DOC BOCK!" Pochohontas What Now?!

"Why would I waste energy on something productive……….when I could be wasting time on something completely useless!" TheRealCinderelli

"I am soo bored right now I might actually go and some homework" TheRealCinderelli

"talk about animal sounds." "okay, I'M A CHICKEN, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" RAWR-er

My super long quotes section!

A hug is a h and a g with U in the middle

"Love is like a rainbow in your heart"-- fortune cookie!

"God is good, all the time; all the time, God is good!" --from church;

"Hate isn't the oppostite of love; it's indifference. Hate means that you still care."

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be."

Douglas Adams

"Because of a great love, one is courageous."

-Lao Tzu

"We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us."

E.M. Forester

"Action will remove the doubt that theory cannot solve."

Tehyi Hsieh

The fire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.-Chinese Proverb.

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. -Sydney Harris.

A friend will help you when you fall, but a best friend will trip you up again while laughing.

It's beauty that captures your attention; personality which captures your heart.

Anonymous

All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good person does nothing. Anonymous

Home is where your parents are

What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.

Albert Pike

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away. Anonymous

Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. Robert Brault

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on. Robert Frost

If at first you don't succed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use in being a darn fool about it. W.C. Fields

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is ten percent of what you make it and 90 percent of how you take it. Anonymous

No person is completely original. Everyone is made up of bits and pieces of the people they meet and cherish throughout their lives. Anonymous

"Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case!"

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

"Be kind. You may be only someone in this world but you may mean the world to someone."

"A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more."

"Walking is not a lost art. One must by some means get to the garage."

"Before you criticize a man walk a mile in his shoes. That way when you criticize him you are a mile away and you have his shoes."

"I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

"People don’t always want to hear the truth."

"If you are always looking behind you to see if you’re being followed, you can’t see where you are going and you will run into a pole."

"To live held back by fear is to only live half a life."

"I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't deserve my friends."

"If all my friends jumped off a bridge I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them."

"A circle is round, it has no end. That's how long I want to be your friend."

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

Was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

Unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste it in your profile:D

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile

(\_/) (")_(") : This is Bunny. Copy this and paste it into your profile and help bunny gain world domination!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

A friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A good friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you like humming songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profilee.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a glass door, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've had at least two friends back away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and had something a teacher said the next day remind you of what you read to the point where you burst into outragous stifled laughterand had your "peers" look at you strangely or point and laugh at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your but off.

If you're a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever looked for someone or something a million times, and are still trying to find them/it, copy this into your profile, and then keep on looking.

If you never know what day of the week it is copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been called insane multiple times by multiple people and yet you still deny your insanity copy and paste this into your profile

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile

God did not create men and women equal ... don't worry; give him time and he'll evolve.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot.

Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

That which doesn't kill you, will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just very, very alert.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look to astonished.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and stare at it forever.

The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.

Don't play dumb with me - I'll always win.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I used to have an open mind, but my brain kept falling out!

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them while nobody's looking.

They say that hard work never hurts anyone, but why take the chance?

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sounds they make as they go flying by.

There are very few problems that cannot be fixed with a suitable application of explosives.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time you need them, you probably won't ever need them again.

Last night, I lay back in my bed staring up at the stars, and I thought to myself ... "Where the heck is the cieling?"

I'm not suffering from mental problems. I'm enjoying them.

You are slower than a herd of turtles trying to stampede through peanut butter.

Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they often repeat, word for word, what you shouldn't have said.

Our parents spend the first two years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. Then they spend the next 18 years telling us to sit down and shut up.

Children are natural mimics who act just like their parents, despite every effort made to teach them good manners.

Anyone who says 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has clearly never tried it.

You are only your true self when no one is watching.

If you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

We are not retreating ... we are advancing in another direction.

Mom told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore.

Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have a lot of common sense. Or any at all, for that matter.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

I didn't deny it! I just didn't admit it!

Advice is what we ask for when we know the answer, but wish we didn't.

It is better to keep one's mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but very few people want to die.

Tell me what you need. I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. Death hates that.

Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Only borrow from pessimists - they don't expect to get their things back.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

What is the speed of dark?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

A conclusion is the part of the essay that you wrote when you got tired of thinking.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal ideas from many people is research.

Smile, and the world smiles with you. Laugh, and the world thinks you're on drugs.

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on eBay.

Eat right. Exercise. Die anyway.

Of all the things i've lost i miss my mind the most.

Don't regret doing things - regret getting caught.

We didn't lose. We just ran out of time.

If it can't be fixed with duct tape, you haven't used enough.

Duct tape is like the Force: it has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together.

Smile for no apparent reason. It annoys people.

You're only in trouble if you get caught.

It isn't paranoia when they really are out to get you.

Good friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends will be sitting in jail with you, saying "Darn, that was fun!"

Not everyone hates you. Some small countries are neutral.

There are colors and there are flavors ... and then there is orange, which defies categorization.

"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Anonymous

"Anyone can reach their stars…and if you can’t reach, catch one that falls." Anonymous

"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" Anonymous

"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." Anonymous

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schulz

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

- If you have ever tripped over air, put this in your profile

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

The futher you walk away from your problems the further you have to walk back to fix them.

Be crazy, be stupid, be wild, be free cause life is to short to be cool

Life is not waiting for the storm to pass it is learning how to dance in the rain.

May your troubles be less,

your blessings be more

And nothing but happiness

come through your door

Demotivators

I got these off of http:///veiwall.html

Always remember you are unique, just like everybody else

If we don't take care of our customers maybe they'll stop bugging us!

The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.

If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.

It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.

It takes months to find a customer, but only seconds to lose one... the good news is that we should run out of them in no time.

The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea

You'll always miss 100 of the shots you don't take, and, statistically speaking, 99 of the shots you do.

There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

Quotes:

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

Success is getting up one more time than falling down

If your not living on the edge you take up to much room

Why not go out on a limb, that's where all the fruit is

Happiness is like jam, you can't spread even a little with out getting some on your self

And in the end, its not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years

Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm

There are many causes I would die for, there isn't a single cause I would kill for

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind

What ever you do, do with all of your might, for things done half hearted are rarely done right

A real friend is one that walks in when the rest of the world walks out

A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway

Strangers are friends waiting to happen

If you judge people, you have no time to love them

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live with out you

A good friend is hard to find, hard to loose, and impossible to forget

Gems may be precious but friends are priceless

A circle is round,it has no end, that's how long I want to be your friend

I believe in Angles, the ones that heaven sends

I believe in Angles, but I call them my best friends

True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but not in the heart

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand but touches your heart

A man isn't worthy of your tears and the one who is won't make you cry

Don't waste your time who isn't willing to waste time on you

Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you

Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have

More Quotes That don't belong to Me!

"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen."

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."Churchill

The mighty Oak is the result of a Nut that held it's ground.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

When you get Caught Watching Him, He was Sneaking a Glance, too.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot.

Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to you heart beat,

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

Who keeps your picture in his wallet,

Who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

Who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

Who thinks your beautiful without makeup;

One who is constantly telling you how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you.

The one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!!

"I know no with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." Albert Einstein

"The world owes you nothing. It was here first." Mark Twain.

If you actually read all of this, you have way to much time on your hands. :)

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