61Edwizzle and Jazziper Every decade the Cullen family do something to Edward and Jasper. Something that Emmett came up with of course. Something Bella never dreamed of. Something positively diabolical. Every decade, the Cullen family get Edward and Jasper drunk. After BD.
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 3k+, favs: 70, follows: 33, 1/27/2010, Edward, Jasper
58The Blood Contest » What happens when Edward and Emmett get into a big fight over something the family doesn't know? A bet/dare of course! Who can go the longest without any blood? A annoying Emmett, and a weak and moody Edward is too much for the family to handle...After BD
Twilight, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 56, follows: 41, updated: 12/27/2009 published: 5/12/2009, Edward, Emmett
709Adventures In Forks High » What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 12, words: 13k+, favs: 458, follows: 391, updated: 12/27/2009 published: 4/8/2009
128His Day Just Got Cullenized » Alice sees Charlie coming over early for a visit...and her and Emmett get an idea. They give Charlie a walk-through of daily life in the Cullen house-hold! Includes waking up Edward and Bella, Emmett's innuendos, and more! Post BD, very funny. Please R&R.
Twilight, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 144, follows: 97, updated: 9/19/2009 published: 7/31/2009
56Into the Dark » Edward Cullen has to learn to live without his eye sight, after an accident with his two brothers leaves him blind. He finds himself falling into a depression, but when his brother Emmett's long lost sister appears at their door step,will there be hope?AH
Twilight, T, English, Drama & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 4, words: 8k+, favs: 37, follows: 47, updated: 8/26/2009 published: 5/15/2009, Edward, Emmett
47 The Warriors Name Generator » The Cullen family is out hunting. Emmett must Bella-sit! What happens when Bella finds the Warriors Name Generator online? All hell will break loose. From the author of "Adventures In Forks High"! Post-Eclipse, Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight, K+, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 2, words: 941, favs: 38, follows: 6, updated: 6/26/2009 published: 6/23/2009, Bella, Emmett
27 That Evil Mosquito He put the tip of his finger in his mouth, and sucked it, seeing as that was where the mosquito had been squished. He closed his eyes, and once he opened them, I was staring at him. "What?" He asked, with the most innocent expression ever on his face.
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 796, favs: 39, follows: 9, 6/23/2009, Bella, Edward
57 Gasp The Pajamas! Edward won't wear any stupid pajamas, so Bella decides to get him some. What will happen? Better than it sounds, I'm no good at summaries!Sorry! Takes place 1 year after Breaking Dawn, in Bella's POV. One-shot.
Twilight, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 54, follows: 18, 3/10/2009