Attention Notice Please Read!!
The Kingdom Hearts Story will be sometime in december when i'm on break! I'm sorry I'm just reallly swamped with exams and band stuff and my other after school activies!
The next chapter of the Twilight story is still underworks, I hope that it will be done by the end of November. I can't seem to think of anything! I hate writers block!!
Currently Looking For A Beta Reader That Doesnt Like Harry/Ginny or Ron/Hermione and who is okay with crossovers or Ocs. Oh yea and they have to be okay with Kagome and Sesshoumaru pairing!
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love
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I support this a hundred and ten percent
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.
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Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl, LunarRose73, Serenity Silence, Spirited154, Sasukegirl4
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Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
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98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
~~If You Believe In Broken Heart Syndrome, Copy And Paste This Into Your Profile~~
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Holister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their asses off.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over with a bus, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this on to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: SasukeGirl4
If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass more then once copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile
If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile.
If you think Gaara is HOT, copy this into your profile
If you've made faces to a security cam, paste this in your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command, copy this onto your profile
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.
I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox,kagome yuna's daughter, Justified Assasin, Reddragon13x,Sasukegirl4
30 out of 100 kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Hillarious Tragedy, Bruce n' Charlie, Kara Hitame, Justified Assassin, Sacra Nox, Reddragon13x,Sasukegirl4
You know when you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumbwars. So if you're crazy, copy/paste this into your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have a scary crush on an anime/manga character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
are you done?
If so, scroll down
(Don't cheat--)
The Answers
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!
RACISM IS WRONG!
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
if you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Bleach and think that Aizen should die, copy and paste this onto your profile
A little something i came up with in Grammer;"Life is a video game...Come and Play It..."
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Meet Bobbi the Ultra-Strange Bunny. She likes staring at people that are crazy with one large eye and one small eye. If Bobbi is staring at you like that, copy and paste this into your profile. If she isn't, copy and paste it TWICE inbold.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
(Isn't he so cute?)
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you buy a paperback copy of Twilight before you get a hardcover, so that after the cover falls off from reading it 52 time, you can go back and underline every time you see the amazingly beautiful name "Edward." If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. (The other day in Grammar class, I said that the definition to "edify" makes sense because "edify" sounds like "Edward" and Edward is an angel, and angels are associated with praise . . . no joke.)
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you fall down a flight of stairs at least once a month copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.(They're out to get me! But I run into walls more often than doors.)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever given in to that impulsive with a satisfying SMACK!, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know how to get in a fight at school and not get in trouble, copy and paste this in your profile (once a boy punched my cast, hurting him more than me, and I was able to bash his toes with the heel of one of my boots AND kick him in the shins, and the teacher didn't even give me a warning)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!(and most are different lockers that you have had)
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you bit some one before you even read twilight or new moon and your whole school is afraid of you for it, but not too afraid that it would keep them from calling you a freak, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you know what a lemon fly is, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.
If you have a problem with counsoulers, copy and paste!!
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you think everyone's out of their mind (including yourself . . . but that's a given), copy and paste this into your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle. (I swear, my blood must sing to every mosquito on the planet, the stupid things act like I'm an all-you-can-eat buffet!)
If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile( always!)
if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (And I really want to be a vampire! tear)
If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile.
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
I don’t suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you STILL laugh at EVERY punch line, copy this onto your profile.
If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.
You know you're too obsessed with Harry Potter when:
1) You accidently called your friend Ginny because she has red hair.( I called somebody Cho once)
2) Instead of studying for an extra important exam, your reading HP.(All the time)
3) Your Sims game has a whole neighborhood devoted to the wizarding world.
4) Your friends give you the look when you say Harry.
5) your sister thinks your really a witch in disguise.
5) You dress up as a HP character and practice wandless magic.
6) Your cell rings and you absentmindingly wave your pencil and say "Accio cell phone"(Ive actually done this before! LOL!)
7) You fall out of your chair in class because your daydreaming about Harry Potter.
8) Your parents have banned Harry Potter books from your possesion.
9) You scream whenever you see anything Harry Potter.
10) You screamed when you and a friend were at the mall and you saw a Harry Potter book countdown poster.
11) Your friend knows exactly what to get you for your birthday, every year- a HP poster.
12) You are rebelling against JK Rowlings pairings...in Social Studies.
13) You think your science teacher is Voldemorts supporter.(Mr.Goosby)
14) When people ask the person your with what's wrong with you, they look at them pointedly and say "Don't ask"
15) Your actually reading this.
16) You have spent more than healthy time on Harry Potter sights.
17) Yourconvinced that your Hogwarts letter is late...and that Harry is distantly related to your uncle.(It'll be here soon)
18) One of your stuffed animals is name Crookshanks.
19) You have worse symptoms than this list.
20) You are laughing a little right now, saying yes to every statement!
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care
Quotes(not made by me)
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?
"I don't like you, you don't like me...we're on even grounds..."
"Love and war are the same. One minute you are winning it and the next your dying because of it..."
"WARNING! Please stay 10 feet away. May be dangerous."
"The aliens have landed and they're eating all the skinny blondes first."
"I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so."
"I could be nicer to you but what fun will that be?"
"You'd think they'd be at least one smart person on the Earth other than the ones who have filed for insanity..."
"If Tylenol, Duck Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem."
"Always remember- when a guy sweeps you off you're feet, he is in the perfect position to drop you on your ass."
"A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman."
"I like to visit reality, but I wouldn't want to live there."
"Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astraire did, only she did it backwards, and in high heels."
"A woman is like a tea bag... you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
"Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are just better rich!"
"All stressed out and no one to choke."
"I can be one of those bad things that happen to bad people."
"IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!"
“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.” -Bryan White
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” -unknown
“I won’t be surprised to find that when the world goes crazy I’ll be considered sane. Until then, fuck you.” -Mary Seif
“…I’ve heard similar things from fools whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones!” -Inu-Yasha
“I gonna slit your stomach, take out your guts, and put them in a bowl!” -Inu-Yasha
“Give me coffee and no one gets hurt!”
“Here’s to you, Here’s to me, Best friends we’ll always be, And if somehow we disagree, To hell with you, here’s to me!”
“Ah shit, you’re gonna try to cheer me up, aren’t you?”
“Try not to let your mind wander. It’s too small to be outside on its own.” -T-shirt
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" -Dennis Leary
“Holy Shit! My House is on fire! Hmmm…Marshmallows…” -Comedian on Comedy Central
“Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.”
"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." -- Emo Philips
"At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual." -- Patrick Moore
"And just what should I be afraid of? Your feroicious, galloping girl scouts?" - Seto Kaiba; YuGiOh!
"I'd watch out Elli...She's 'coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs." - Eric; Cursed
"Women are really scary..." - Shippo; Inuyasha
"I'm here to kiss ass and chew bubble gum, but it seems I'm all out of bubble gum." - Seto Kaiba; YuGiOh!
"Something to protect, you say? I, Sesshomaru...protect no one!" - Sesshomaru; Inuyasha The Movie: Swords of an Honorable Ruler
"Alas, the dismal fate of Jaken..." - Jaken; Inuyasha The Movie: Affections Across Time
"Mother was right, I should have become a ferry man." - Jaken; Inuyasha
"Oh great, here comes the dweeb patrol." - Seto Kaiba; YuGiOh!
"Anzu: Why is that boulder chasing us?
Honda: Because we're downhill!" - Honda Hiroto & Anzu Mazaki; YuGiOh!
"Rin: I wasn't asking you, Master Jaken!
Jaken: Why you brazen child - !" - Rin & Jaken; Inuyasha The Movie: Affections Across Time
"Your stupidity knows no bounds." Sesshomaru; Inuyasha
"Hey Shippo, your village called! They're missing their idiot!" - Inuyasha; Inuyasha
"Rin: (screams with fear)
Sesshomaru: Enough of that, Rin. Stop it.
Rin: (Stops mid-scream) Yes, my lord!" - (Sesshomaru & Rin; Inuyasha)
"Know your place! Inuyasha,a hanyou should act like a hanyou and lick the ground!" - Sesshomaru; Inuyasha
"What's so funny? STOP THAT SNICKERING!" - Weevil Underwood; YuGiOh!
"This Sesshomaru bows to no one!" - Sesshomaru; Inuyasha
"Let me get this straight. You're going to defeat me with a creampuff and an elf?" Seto Kaiba; YuGiOh! The Movie
"My foot...I think I stepped ona switch or something (huge boulder crashes after them) Do hurry, do hurry! (running) I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" - Ryou Bakura; YuGiOh!
"Jou: Check it out, Mokuba! Looks like that fairy girl turned you into a girl!
Mokuba: Great, can she make you smart?" - Jounouchi Katsuya& Mokuba Kaiba; YuGiOh!
"Hey! Sesshomaru-sama! If...Rin should die, would you please not forget about me?" Rin; Inuyasha, Episode 162
"Are you blind, Jaken? That woman is already dead." - Sesshomaru; Inuyasha The Movie: Affections Across Time
"Now how does that song go again? I gave her my heart and she gave me the finger?" - my Science teacher
"Always remember, I'm right. Even if I'm wrong, I'm right." -my Mother
QUOTES OF ALL TIME!!
~When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons -Unknown
~I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day -Unknown
~Karin so fat even Naruto don't believe it! -elfnin339
~Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
~There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.
~Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
~Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
~They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people
~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
~I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.
~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music
~I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere
~Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
~Forecast for tongiht: darkness
~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
~Never go to a docter whose office plants have died.
~How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?
~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
~Hell is full of musical ametuears
~There is a fine line between genious and insnity. I have erased this line -Albert Einstin
~I'm not random I just have many thoughts -Unnwn
~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes -Lexi
~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it -Unknown
~ -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!! -Unknown
~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine -Unknown
~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! -Unknown
~Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking -Unknown
~The below statement is true
The above statement is false -Unknown
~Life keeps going around in wonder I'm so dizzy. -Me
~Shut don't go up
~LMAOPQRSTUVWXY and Z!! -nicole
~Don't start wth me. You will not win.
~Do it or I'll shoot the puppy!
~Bow chika wow wow chika wow wow
~Bring it on!
~Ohhhhhh Eeeeeeemmmmmm Gggeeeeeeeeeee
~-gasp- LANGUAGE! KEEP IT G-RATED!!
~No! Grr. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
~Monkies are purple and bunnies are pink. THEY'RE PINK GET IT RIGHT!
~Shame on you!
~Tsk. Its not my fault...they just have problems. Psh, problem people
~Cuz you scare me thats why
~Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.
~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
~People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs
~In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!
~Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.
~God must love stupid people...he made so many
~There is no great genious without a mixture of madness
~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.
~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.
~Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much
~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense
~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~When life gives you lemons make grapejuice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.
~I do NOT have ADD! I mean, wait...what were we talking about?
~I suck? Well you swallow!
~ What kind of parents would let a little girl travel around the world with a boot wearing monkey and a talking backpack, ALONE?!
~You know, in story books the Prince Charming gets his Princess. To me, his princess, is his Prince ass.
~Go suck a railroad spike.
~I like my attitude problem
~Prevent violence. Give me your lunch money
~Skool makes you sooper smart
~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah!
~Wow. You're ugly
~Plotting revenge is fun
~Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
~I'm happy. Don't wreck it by talking.
~Stop talking before you say something dumb. Oh no too late.
~Daddy's little Grrrr.
~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.
~What the fluffer nutters?
~You go girl. And don't come back.
~I have a dream and in it, something eats you.
~Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.
~Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.
~Only if something interesting happens -a spaceship lands, a volcano rained candy, a talking hamster did the cha-cha, and the world acheived world piece- But nothng interesting EVER happens!
~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical
~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
~If aliens are looking for intellegent life, why the hell are you scared?!
~I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
~I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...
~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.
~If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
~Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?
~Your mom looks like Voldemort oh burn
~Oops I killed you. What a shame
~Oh yeah? Well I don't like your pants.
~You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.
~I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.
~I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.
~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life
~Was that an earthquake or did I just rock your world?
~A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.
~Yeah I'm a loser but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
~I suck at life but I'm wicked cool
~You only wish you were as crazy as me
~Save the earth (its the only planet with chocolate)
~I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday
~Hi! I'm human. What're you?
~Have you considered sueing your brain for non-support?
~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!
~Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privelage.
~If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
~I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
~Wherever there is love their is life
~ Attack of the blamange
~(menacing voice) Luke, I am your (annoying voice) father's brother's half-removed sister's boss' wife's neighbor's dog.
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Everything you are about to read from here is perfectly true about me. All these actually happened. I am that insane!:
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
I may be insane but I'm not stupid to try pot!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
~Quotes of Wisdom~
For Women Only!
It is generally agreed that a Bitch is aggressive and there fore unfeminine (ahem). She may be sexy, in which case becauses a Bitch Goddess.
Bitching should be left to those who do it properly, who have perfected the art form over the years: women and gay men.
Bitches are aggressive, assertive, domineering, overbearing, strong-minded, spiteful, hostile, direct, blunt, candid, obnoxious, think-skinned, hard-headed, vicious, dogmatic, competent, competitive, pushy, loud-mouthed, independent, stubborn, demanding, manipulative, egoistic, driven, achieving, overwhelming, threatening, scary, ambition, tough, brassy, masculine, boisterous, and turbulent. Among other things
Tell enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
Women who are possessive are embarrassing and evil.
Life's a bitch...Until it kills you.
I'm not bossy...Men just need to told what to do.
It takes a good girl to do bad things.
The important things in life are love, sex, death, and the avoidancd of humiliation.
Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
Every paradise has a serpent.
Life doesn't arrange stories with happy endings anymore.
Life's not fair. Neither is the orgasm.
Expect the worse and you won't be disappointed.
Things are always darkest just before they go pitch black.
Never leave the one you love for the one you like; cause the one you like will leave you for the one you love.
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Why should you care for the one you love when they don't love you back.
You make you own luck in this game.
I very much like working with young people, because they're cunning. They grab what you've got.
I don't exist well in a confined state.
Lead me not into temptation; I can do that myself.
You can't build a reputation on what you intend to do.
Do not wait for leader; do it alone, person-to-person.
Life is about chasing after the things you truly think are worth it, even If they don't happened. I'd rather have nothing but know I didn't settle for something I didn't want.
Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it experience.
To call her bitchy is to over-praise her, because bitchiness entails some wit and brio, where as Edwina Edwin’s just has a dull, knee-jerk contempt for everyone in her path.
Be divinely, hysterically, insanely malevolent.
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have the time.
I may be a Bitch! But I'm the pick of the litter.
I like your APPROACH, now lets see your DEPARTURE.
Erotic, Exotic, and a little psychotic.
Sticks and Stones may break my bones...BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME.
I'm not arrogant; I'm just a whole lot better than you.
There are 6 kinds of men in the world that women can't do without: 1) A Doctor because he says "Take Off Your Cloths." 2) Is A Dentist cause he says "Open real wide." 3)Is the Milk Man cause he says "Bring it to the rear." 4) Is the Beautician, he says "Do you want me to teeth it or blow it?" 5) Is the Interer-Decatrator cause once he gets it in you'll love it. And 6) Is the Banker. You put it into soon; your going to lose it.
Their are four kinds of animals that every woman wants...A tiger, in her bedroom. A Monkey in her closet. A Jaugar in her garage. And a JackAss to pay for it all.
My secret fantasy is to have two men at the same time: ONE COOKING; ONE CLEANING.
You've been a NAUGHTY boy. Go to my ROOM...
I'm so great I'm jealous of MYSELF.
I'm BUSY...Your UGLY...Have a nice day.
Keep trying you'll never be as cute as me..
I don't have PMS...I'm just NATURALLY BITCHY.
Ex-Husband in Trunk.
CAUTION: I GO FROM ZERO TO BITCH IN 3.5 SECONDS.
It's not the LENGTH & it's not the SIZE...it HOW MANY TIMES you can make it RISE!
I'm a realUP person, FEDUP, MIXEDUP, & MESSEDUP.
I'll Shop! I'll Buy! In DEBT I Will DIE!
Most Men are PROOF that EVOLUTION can go in REVERSE.
Never let a man in your house;never apologize, never give reason, and never explain your actions.
Never make someone your everything; cause when there gone you've got nothing.
You can't afford me.
You're dealing with a chic and sexy professional woman, PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
My only domestic quality is that I live in a house.
No house, no car, no job, NO CHANCE.
You love me; The world does revolves around me
FAVORIE QUOTES
Best Friends: it's who we are... Instead of saying "excuse me" we push each other out of the wayand say "move". We hug each other and laugh at any random moment. We argue about the stupidest things, then we find out were both wrong!
It's hard to watch people change right in front of you, but what's worse is remembering who they used to be!
When people don't laugh at our jokes, i don't think of it as a "you had to be there thing" but more of a u hav to be mentally retarded like us thing!!
People are like slinkies... basically useless.. but yet so amusing to watch them fall down stairs!!
as we grow up, we learn that even the ONE person that was never supposed to let you down, probably will. you will have your heart broken probably more then once, and it's harder every time. you'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broke. you'll fight with your best friend. you'll blame a new love for things an old one did. you'll cry because time is passing to fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. so take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every 60 seconds you spend upset, is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. don't be afraid that you life will end, be afraid that it'll never begin. if you agree with this, or support this, copy it into your profile.
Check all that apply to you:
((If you're not a JB fan, dont even attempt to understand this))
(x) You have the release date for their next album in your calendar
(x) You're planning your wedding already
(x) You were dissapointed when they didn't take off their shirts in the "Poor Unfortunate Souls" video
(x) 'One Day at a Time' makes you tear up
(x) You comment JB everyday on myspace and constantly check for their messages/comments
(x) You can sing every JB song word for word, even the new unreleased ones
(x) You know what "CAMPFIREEEEE!" means and can almost do it as good as the boys
(x) You wish you were Mandy
(x) A comment from the Jonas boys is received - you jump up and down screaming for about 15 minutes (more like an hour)
(x) You constantly think about one of the boys
(x) You argue with anybody who thinks they like one of them more than you
(x) You liked Kevin before he became "Hot", and always thought he was
(x) You know about Nick's Christian album and all the songs that were on it
(x) You call them by Nicknames Joey, Kevy, or Nicky, etc.
(x) You know all the boys ages and cant beleive Nick is only 15!
(x) You know the TRL number and have all the extensions for 'Mandy' memorized
(x) You want a tambourine even though you don't play
(x) 'I Am What I Am, I Cant Help Myself'
(x) You have your local Radio Station's number memorized and have gotten to know the DJs by requesting 'Mandy' so many times
(x) You don't understand how the girls in "7:05", "One Day at a Time", and "You Just Dont Know It" could of been so mean to them
(x) Your friends start to hate you because you talk about the Jonas Brothers so much
(x) You beg your parents to move to New Jersey
x You have a JB Pirate eyepatch
(x) You know the relation between JB and Busted
(x) Your whole Zanga/Myspace page is practically dedicated to the JB
(x You have/had an AIM screenname with "Jonas Brothers", "JB", "Nick", "Joe", or "Kevin" in it
(x) You have at least 10 JB songs in your Ipod or MP3 Player
(x) You put Peeps in the microwave
(x) You know where "I Believe I Make Sense to Yo Momma" came from, and crack up when you watch that video
(x) You beleive that Joe is the funniest thing EVER
(x) All You want is for Christmas is a Hippopotamus, and the Hippopotamus wants you too
(x) You know where "OMG NICK, YOURE SO HOT!!" came from and can't help but laugh
(x) Your computer desktop screen is Jonas Brothers and so is your Screen Saver
(x) You know what 'Eternity' was written for, and who it was written for
(x) You are caught singing "Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a Pirate's life for Me"
(x) You know what "Poned" means and you use the word on a daily basis
(x) You promote the Jonas Brothers everywhere you go
(x) JB = LIFE, no questions asked
(x) You know their parents' names
(x) You say "Holy Jonas" and "Oh My Jonas!"
(x) You know the holiday "Kwan Ziggy Ziggy Zam" and plan on celebrating it this Year!
(x) You know every girl the boys have dated and get jealous just by thinking about them
(x) You hate AJ for dating Joe
(x) You use the catch phrase "It was Fantastilistic!"
(x.) You keep calling the airline companies to book a flight to 'Alklahoma', but they have no idea what you're talking about
(x) Whenever you see alot of cars you yell "TRAFFIC!"
(x) You use the phrase "Yo, thats illogical, I can't have it", whenever you dont believe something
(x) You wear a bandana around your neck as a fashion statement
(x) You know what "Retainer Time" is and you laugh about it often
(x) You would date about anyone with similar features of the boys
(x) You cant help but say "Awesomeness" when you're really pleased
(x) When you see a picture of Nick you can't help but say "Look at Nick, hes such a Stud Muffin"
(x) You know where "Hi, My name is Kevin Jonas, and I'd Like to sell you a Car" came from and laugh about it everytime
(x) You buy Baby Bottle Pops, just because of the commercial
(x) You truly beleive that Earth is the farthest planet from the Sun
(x) You know about "Moo, Bah!"
(x) You can't help but jump off the walls, literally, at fast paced songs
(x) You wish you lived in the Year 3000 with the boys
(x) You know who the "Bonus Jonas" is
(x) Limited Too is your favorite 'Restaurant'
(xxxxxxxxxxx) You cried when you watched the speech where Nick announced his Diabetes
(x) JB is the reason you get Magazines
(x) You have a Fan Page or Myspace Group for JB
(xxxx) The whole time you read this, you were smiling and nodding
~U NO UR A BAND GEEK ~
when u Sneak out ur house 2 go to band camp when ur grounded
when almost everything you hav on ur Youtube favorites is band music
when all u have on ur ipod/mp4/mp3 is band music
when u and ur friends argue about who the best composer
when u have a notebook full of music u composed
when u hav a competition about who plays the most instruments with ur friends
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My faith:Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him master...
He had no degree ,yet they called him teacher...
He had no medicine , yet they call him healer..
He had no army , yet the kings feared him..
He won no military battles , yet he conquered the world ...
He commited no crime , yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb , yet he lives today ...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us ...
If you belive in God and Jesus Christ his son
then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him in the holy Bible he says
"If you deny me before man , i will deny you before my Father in heaven"
~More Cool Qoutes~
A wise girl kisses but doesnt love... listens but doesnt believe... and leaves before she is left...
BUT
A strong girl loves with all of her heart, but offers kisses rarely...Believes without having to hear a word because she already knows...and always stays to fix what everone has left broken behind... ~ unknown
Summer romances begin for all kinds of reasons, but when all is said and done, they have one thing in common. They're shooting stars, a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, fleeting glimpse of eternity, and in a flash they're gone~ unknown
"Never keep from saying
something, simply because
you're scared of the answer.
You may miss you're only
opportunity to say it. Once
you get what you want, you
got something to love." - One Tree Hill -
when you love someone and they break your heart don't give up on love have faith restart. x3
-JonasBrothers
who are you to judge the life ii live ?
ii know im not perfect. ii dont live to be.
but before you start pointing fingers...
make sure yout hhands are clean
-bob marley©
you just have to
go after what you want, if it doesn't
want you back, then so be it. it doesn't
deserve you anyways -» nicole richie
"It's just something that happens as
you grow up. You realize its less
important to have more friends and
its more important to have real ones"
- LAGUNA BEACH
just because she comes off strong
doesnt mean that she doesnt fall asleep crying
even though she acts like nothings wrong,
maybe just maybe...
--shes really good at l y i n g
~Unknown
there are two kinds of secrets:
those we keep from others and
those we »hide from ourselves.~ unknown
always walk around
like you have on an
invisible t i a r a .
-PARIS HILTON
"No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't."
- Marilyn Monroe
" And after a while you learn that you
don't need anyone else in order to survive.
No one is ever going to always be there,
no matter what they say
or what they promise you.
You just gotta suck it up, accept it
and keep on keepin on."
- hey arnold
Maybethetruthis
there's a little bit of loser in allof us.
You know, being happy isnt having
everything in your life be p e r f e c t.
maybe it's about stringing together
all the little things like wearing these pants,
or getting to a new level of "Dragon Slayer".
Making those count more than the big stuff.
Maybe we just get through it. & Thats all we can ask for.-Sisterhood of the traveling pants
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible (MY FAV)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I DON'T SHOP AT ABERCROMBIE OR HOLLISTER, so I MUST be poor.
I like to SING so I MUST be gay
I HUG my bffs so I MUST be a lesbian
I am NICE so I MUST not be popular
I'm IN ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek
I'm Black so I Must dress like a whore in order to get somewhere in life
I don't smile so i Must be emo
I dont speak well so I MUST be retarded
Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.bold italics are ones i really like.
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a METHODIST so I MUST be lazy not caring person
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm QUIET AND SHY so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and vollyball.
I LISTEN TO PUNK so I MUST be punk
I BELIVE IN ALIENS so I MUST watch sci-fi
I'm a VERGIN so I MUST be a loser
Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. (It's disgusting that people actually believe some of these things...) (I KNOW it IS disgusting!)
Sad
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.
Repost as Sad(oh my jonas,this made me cry)
I definitely DON'T appreciate people tearing them down. So what, they've changed. I'm sure you have to. But, hey...Their personalities are still the same, sure they changed their looks and stuff, but their still the same sweet boys on the inside as they always have been. If you are one of these people who think they've changed, then your not a true fan. Yes, Nick hit puberty, so his voice changed, it didn't change his personality. Yes, Joe's hair is longer and he dresses different, he's still the same Joseph Jonas he has been. Yes, Kevin's hair is longer also, he dresses slightly different, but he's still the sweetest Jonas' boy of them all. Your hurting them BADLY by saying you don't like the new them, would you like it if you were famous and people were all, "I don't like them, they've changed!" NO, didn't think so. It's frustrating the crap out of me. They still make great music, their still adorable, they still love their loyal fans they have, their NOT full of it like most celebs, and they still have the same personality's they've had these past 3 years! It breaks my heart to see their fans tearing them apart, they've thanked you and loved you and so much more and you say negative crap? That's messed up. I am beyond mad at all you people that call yourselves "fans" because of their looks. Your NOT a fan, unless you can state almost every fact about them, LOVE their music, and just love them all together for the outstanding personalities. I have not met one boy like them in my whole life, their sweet, honest, and full of life. You may not notice your hurting them, but their people to and have feelings just like the rest of us. So think before you open your mouth and talk about them. That's all I have to say. Agree with me, ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE THEN!