Name: Take a guess
Sex: Yes please (male if you didn't that out
Location: Right behind you...
Hair: dark brown almost black
Height: about 1,76 m
Likes: Naruto, Inheritance cycle, Harry Potter, my bike (and riding it), my friends and cheese
Dislikes: Arrogant assholes, people who annoys me and Mushrooms
Pairings i like:
NarutoxHinata (dude its meant to be)
NarutoxHarem (as long as hinata is there)
EragonxArya (he needs someone to keep him grounded and she needs some lovin'... other reasons see Naruhina)
HarryxGinny (She's redhead potters goes to redheads, and she is stubborn enough to deal with him)
Pairings i HATE!!:
Narutoxsakura (NO JUST HELL NO!! WHINY BITCH)
KibaxHinata (Grabs off Mutt-boy property Uzumaki Naruto)
Hinatax anyone besides Naruto (Same reason as KibaxHinata)
Saskuex anyone (emo doesn't deserve anybody... besides he is gay.. or at least he can have Sakura)
Sakurax anyone besides saskue (bitch deserves gay emo)
Harryxanyone besides Ginny (he belongs with her)
Ginnyx Anyone besides Harry (same reason as above)
Eragonx anyone besides Arya (same reason as above)
Aryax Anyone besides Eragon (same reason as above... and Faolin can go to hell)
Gay pairings (No... dont hate gays but prefer not to read about them)
just a cool quote i read some where:
We stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the Globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine By GOD!!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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