Don't be shocked if the few multi-chapter stories I write either take a long time to be updated or never get updated. I have a life off the computer and writing has never held my interest very long anyway. Maybe they'll be updated one day, if I feel like it and/or if someone begs me. Remember, writing up here is a hobby, so I won't take it seriously. In all honesty, most of my writing isn't meant for anyone to take seriously. You'll mostly see me adding favorites and reviewing, and generally not those one-liner reviews. I either critique, tell you I like it and why, or tell you I don't like it and why. Now, feel free to read my profile. It's mostly just a ranting ground for me, it's a pretty good read if you've got nothing better to do or you like stalking someone you don't know (or care to know).
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Words of Wisdom
"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe
"Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate." - Addison Mizner
"Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another." - Ambrose Bierce
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity of intelligence." - Edgar Allan Poe
"Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live." - Norman Cousins
"For life and death are one, even as the river and sea are one." - Khalil Gibran
"Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos." - Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schegel
"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared Him...
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.
Fiction Progress (Sorry if there are any readers out there, but the incomplete ones will probably never be updated. I'm going full time.)
Is That Legal? - One-shot - Complete Gold Digger- One-shot- Complete Breaking Tradition- One-shot- Complete Yesterday's Regrets- One-shot- Complete My Stalker and Me- Multiple chapters- In-progress When Tigers Attack- One-shot- Complete Scream and Ditch- One-shot- Complete Love is a High- One-shot- Complete Misery Loves Company-One-shot-Complete Covered in Rust- Multiple chapters- In-progressThings on FanFiction I Like
Tragic romances Angst, angst everywhere CrackFics Dark humor Character origin stories Spanking (In any case)Things on FanFiction I DON'T Like
SongFics (Which is against the guidelines, by the way. Go read them.) Stories where the author's note is over 500 words long Most fluff Script format (Again, against the guidelines that you should be following.) Script format in author's notes, usually with random characters or characters from the story talking (E.g.: Author-chan: So that's it then. R&R!!! Itachi: Why am I not in the story? Author-chan: Itachi! Back in the box you go!! Itachi: *Author powers lock in box* (Seriously, you're not funny.)) Truth or Dares (Order is the central dogma of the world! Read the guidelines.) Stories with bad grammar in general Author's notes in the middle of the story Author's notes in the middle of the story that make literally no sense (E.g.: A/N- Sakura-chan: SO KAWAII!!1!! K sry back to teh story!!!! XD(Again, you're not funny.)