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Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-two percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the eight percent that would be laughing your ass off.

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