Dear lord, why are you here?

In all seriousness though, I primarily read and review, so there likely won't be anything interesting on this page until I get off my ass and actually write the three or four plot-lines I've had running through my brain for the past couple of years. But, seeing as my D&D players have been trying to get me to actually write my stories for nearly five years now, I seriously doubt I'll ever get around to it.