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favorite characters in every fandom i've ever obsessed over:
-Saved by the Bell= Zack
-Degrassi= Craig
-House MD= House
-Sarah Connor Chr John
-TMNT = Raph
-South Park=Stan
-Grey's Anatomy= Meridith
-Prison Break= Michael
-The OC= Marissa
-October Road= Nick
-Brothers & Sisters=Justin
-CSI:NY= Danny
-CSI:Miami= Ryan
-CSI:= Nick
-Home Improvement= Randy
-The Outsiders= Johnnycake
-Wizards of Waverly Place= Alex
-Without a Trace= Jack
-NCIS= McGee
-National Treasure= Riley
-ER= Alex
-Furuba= Yuki
-Criminal Minds= Reid
-NUMB3RS= Charlie
-Maximum Ride= Fang
-Twilight= Jasper
-Mentalist= Patrick
-Skins (Gen 1)= Chris
-Skins (Gen 2)= Cook
-iCarly= Sam
-Drake & Josh= Josh
-Weeds= Shane
-Entourage= Vinny
-US of Tara= Kate
-Thief Lord= Prosper
-Young & the Restless= Kevin
-Flight 29 Down= Nathan
-Fringe= Peter
-Harry Potter= Harry
-MASH= Hawkeye
-Naruto= Naruto & Deidara
-Psych= Shawn
-White Collar= Neal
-Mortal Instruments= Alec
-Lost= Jack & Charlie
-Leverage= Eliot
-Outrageous Fortune= Van
-Victorious= Jade
-Chuck= Chuck
-General Hospital= Lucky & Michael
-Nip/Tuck= Christian
-Terriers= Britt
-Sons of Anarchy= Jax
-Flashpoint= Sam
-How I Met Your Mother= Barney
-Victorious= Jade
-Law & Order= Cyrus
-Buffy/Angel= Angel
-B Booth
-Vampire Diaries= Damon
-Queer as Folk= Brian
-Misfits= Nathan
-Shameless= Lip
-NCIS: LA= Deeks
-Arrested Development= Michael
-Community= Jeff
-Happy Endings= Max

i am very obsessive, as you can see.
(also, i usually go for the main character, the nerd, or the dark angsty dude. and only about .002 percent of the time will a woman become my favorite character. unless it's a show with all females, it will definitely be a male. girls are pussies. i should know, i'm a girl.

Henricksen: I shot the sheriff...
Dean: But you...didn't shoot the deputy!

Dean: I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!

Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

-If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic.
-Never is just reven spelled backwards.
-Another life saved by girl-on-girl action.

Andy: to Shane about masturbation Alright, listen closely. I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is... every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So... First order of business - no more socks. They're expensive, gumming up the works plumming-wise. Now you might be thinking to yourself, "But, Uncle Andy, what do I do with all that pearl jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?" Glad you asked... You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning - that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun, so unless we want to take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options. So let's start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that Creamy Italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your dick head like a fuckin' band-aid - ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack-catchers - specificially, bananas. Step one: Peel the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and Vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube... is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright, moving on - when you tug your Thomas on the toilet - ffft - shoot right into the bowl. In bed - soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised scepter of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect. So work on your control now, while you're a solo artist - you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Ok - class dismissed.

Modern Family:

"Go around! we're recreating a faux pas!"

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