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722Kaleidoscope »
Izuku Midoriya wants nothing more in this world than to be a hero. His mother, a former pro hero herself, decides to put her disillusionment with heroics aside to help him achieve his dream. Absolutely no one could have imagined that he'd develop a quirk that may potentially make him more powerful than All Might himself. Also on AO3My Hero Academia, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 55, words: 500k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 5/31 published: 9/27/2022, Izuku M., Inko M., Nezu/The Principal
244A Better Sannin »
Orochimaru made a decision upon meeting Team 7. He'd take these three idiots and turn them into world-beaters. Under his tutelage, they'd become legends unseen since Hashirama and Madara. No one, not even the Akatsuki, would be able to hold a candle to them. With the Sage of Six Paths as his witness, Orochimaru would create the next Sannin. A better Sannin. Suck it, Sarutobi.Naruto, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 11, words: 96k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/24 published: 8/26/2023, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Orochimaru
457The Moon Rises at Dawn »
When Jiraiya was tasked with finding Tsunade, he wasn't expecting to stumble upon the village's long-missing jinchuriki alongside her. He certainly wasn't expecting him to be wearing an Akatsuki cloak, as well. AU in which Nagato and Konan reject Obito and Zetsu, so two different groups are formed. Slightly older Naruto.Naruto, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 28, words: 269k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 4/5 published: 12/5/2022, Naruto U., Karin U., Tayuya
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The Love of a Mother, and the Wrath of a Goddess
Black Zetsu learned one important thing when he revived Kaguya; do not ever interrupt her TV time. One-shot. Also on AO3.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 55, follows: 28, 9/24/2022, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hagoromo Ō, Kaguya Ō.
9Ostrichimaru »
Orochimaru needs a vessel, and he needs it now. However, pickings are slim, so he has to improvise. Crack.Naruto, M, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 24, follows: 23, updated: 9/19/2022 published: 9/12/2022, Orochimaru, Kabuto Y., Sasuke U., Guren
11 The Hokage's Paranoia
Is our resident blonde jinchuriki plotting the destruction of the village? Is the Sandaime Hokage just being paranoid? Both? Who can say.Naruto, M, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 60, follows: 47, 9/16/2022, Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
9 Tora Saves Konoha
The sealing of the Kyubi experiences an... unsual interruption. One-shot. Crack.Naruto, M, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 73, follows: 42, 8/24/2022, Minato N., Kyūbi/Kurama, Kushina U., Tora