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‘When I die it’s going to be loud, and bright, and people are going to see it for fucking miles.’

-Author Unknown

Yo pepples! I have finally cleaned out me favorites and am in search of new stuff! Those who know me would find it wise to recommend something -_-

I'm only here for teh stories so instead of putting information on said non existent stories here, I am just going to put lots of random things.

Starting with my favorite (so far) story quote:

Iruka and Kakashi are hanging out telling each other stories and Iruka starts in on a story about a botched adoption interview for Naruto.

“And then Naruto comes barrelling in through the front door completely naked, covered head to toe in purple paint, brandishing a plunger and chalkboard eraser like weapons, screaming ‘The wizard stole my uterus!’ at the top of his lungs,” Iruka managed to choke out between fits of laughter.

“His uterus?” Kakashi gasped, his own laughter ringing around the small outdoor area of the restaurant they were sitting at.

“Yeah, then he skidded to a halt when he saw the couple meeting with Sarutobi, pointed and yelled ‘You’re the pervert that stole my uterus! Pervert!’ at the poor man,” Iruka had to stop and gasp in a few breaths by this point. “His… his wife looked horrified!” the young man managed to say as Kakashi continued to laugh hard, the gorgeous male leaning on the table for support. “Then he threw the eraser at the man, who was so stupefied at getting accused of being a uterus stealing pervert that he didn’t even try to dodge it. It hit him square in the forehead leaving behind the clearest chalky imprint you’ve ever seen. Naruto starts waving around his plunger screaming that he wants his uterus back and,” Iruka had to pause to try and control his laughter again at this stage, “and I quote... oh this is the best bit. He yelled ‘I have a right to bear children! My breasts are still young and firm!’”

By this stage, the teacher was in no condition to try to keep talking as he submitted to gales of mirth. Kakashi almost doubled over as he laughed so hard his cheeks turned pink.

“So needless to say he was not adopted.”

The End

Here's to the crazy ones.

The misfits.

The rebels.

The troublemakers.

The round pegs in the square holes.

The ones who see things differently.

They're not fond of rules.

And they have no respect for the status quo.

You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them,

disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.

About the only thing you can't do is ignore them.

Because they change things.

They invent. They imagine. They heal.

They explore. They create. They inspire.

They push the human race forward.

Maybe they have to be crazy.

How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art?
Or sit in silence and hear a song that's never been written?
Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels?

While some see them as the crazy ones,
we see genius.

Because the people who are crazy enough to think
they can change the world...

Are the ones who do.

-Steve Jobs

"We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find."

“I’m not brooding, I’m attempting to create an aura of leave me alone. Obviously it isn’t working. Now go away before something horrible happens to you.”

Marluxia: All right, I found out what happened to Axel. According to Wikipedia, the Buddhist monks call it “Reverse Nirvana”. Axel’s mind is so full of evil and chaos, he’s actually achieved total inner peace. Apparently, the only other person to reach Reverse Nirvana was someone with the initials ‘B.M.’

Aerith: Okay, but what does it all mean, exactly?

Marluxia: Here’s what it means: Axel has frickin’ mind bullets! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!

My job is to get you to adulthood alive and educated, not uncorrupted. Deal with this on your own.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes copy and paste this into your profile.

78 percent of first time Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest viewers gasped when Barbossa walked down the stairs. 12 percent said Yay! 7 percent said they knew it was going to happen because they frequently researched it online and the other 3 percent sighed and swore under there breath and handed some form of money to those who said yay. ( i said yay and got 1)

92 percent of American teens would suffocate if Abacrombie and Finch told them that breathing wasn't cool anymore. Copy and paste this into your profile if your part of the 8 would be laughing their butts off.

If you hate those stupid "copy and paste this into your profile" things, copy and paste this into your profile.

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