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Joined Feb '08

STORY CHALLENGE! I am putting out a story challenge for folks who feel up to it. The challenge is too make Skyrim self-insert.

The rules. No overpowering yourself. You are just you showing up in the rags that the Dragonborn starts out with. No Ipods, no laptops with solar chargers, nothing. Just you and your knowledge of the world and the game.

Try to make it realistic. If you just show up automatically knowing how to fight with a sword or whatnot it ruins it. Make it a learning experience. Give it your own little flair.

Good luck folks.

6-14-11: Alright folks, here's something I think that you should take a look at. Its a pretty good site and game community that I've been with for a while. The game is called Dwarf Fortress and is pretty fun but the learning curve is STEEP! It took me a week to start making progress on it, by now im pretty proficient with it though im still new to it even though I've been playing it for months now. I'd highly recommend checking it out, the link is my homepage. Or if you don't feel like clicking that I'll leave it right here. Enjoy and come to understand as I have that "Losing is Fun!"

Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Zero no Tsukaima, Macademi Wasshoi! Rosario Vampire (the manga, not the anime), To-love-Ru (again the manga, not the anime), Claymore (again the manga), Nagasarete Airantou (manga), Kampfer (do I really need to say it), Sekirei (manga). more to be added.

Favorite Book Series: 'The Sword of Truth' Series by Terry Goodkind, Xanth by Peirs Anthony, 'The Inheritance Trilogy' (Now series) by Christopher Paolini, 'The Fire Within' Seriesby Chris D'Lacey, 'The Dragon Prince Trilogy' by Melanie Rawn, 'The Dragonriders of Pern' Series by Anne McCaffery, 'The Septimus Heap' Series by Angie Sage, 'The Artemis Fowl' Series by Eoin Colfer, 'The Enchanted Forest Chronicles' by Patricia C. Wrede, 'The Dragonback' Series by Timothy Zahn, 'The Halo Books' by Eric Nylund and William C. Dietz, 'The Michigan Chillers' and 'American Chillers' by Jonathan Rand. More to come...

More to be added...

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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