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49A Different Road » In a timeline where no more than a handful of souls knew of his prisoner, Uzumaki Naruto graduated on his second, rather then third try… his career going down a different road as he kicks things off with a different team… Written in collaboration with AdVictoriam Custodes. AU!NarutoXOCXHarem!Lemons! Full list of warnings inside; proceed at your own risk.
Naruto, M, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 30k+, favs: 275, follows: 358, updated: 4/7 published: 3/4/2023, [Naruto U., OC] Kakashi H., Rin
196Snake-Lady's Daughter » With too many rivals, one naturally seeks an advantage over the competition. And so, one of Sasuke's more delinquent fangirls decides to give the least-popular boy in school an offer he can't refuse. NarutoxAU!AmixOCxRTN!Hinata! Lemons on the plate and lolisho shenanigans! You have been warned! This fanfic was written in collaboration with AdVictoriam Custodes.
Naruto, M, English, Fantasy & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 49k+, favs: 788, follows: 932, updated: 3/2 published: 8/3/2022, [Naruto U., Ami] Anko M., OC
17 A Fit of Jealousy Sakura raged. Naruto was supposed to come back as more of a pervert, not less of one! And the picture he received, of a very pregnant and happy Shion, was the straw that broke the camel's back. (Oneshot; Naruto x Sakura x Ino x Hinata) Harem, Lemons, AU, Impregnation... Collab with AdVictoriam Custodes
Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 375, follows: 232, 8/3/2023, [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Ino Y., Kakashi H.
9 Naughty Knight Commander Acting Grandmaster Jean has her eyes set on a certain knuckleheaded man... and when a certain rosy cinnamon roll threatens her claim-to-be, her instincts demand she makes a move. Written in collaboration with AdVictoriam Custodes. Lemons!NarutoXJeanXBarbara!Incest!Yuri!Threesome!Impregnation!
Naruto & Genshin Impact, M, English, Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 291, follows: 312, 3/4/2023, [Naruto U., Barbara P., Jean G.] Noelle
641 Vulpine Overlord » What if Naruto lived in 22nd century Japan? What if he was the guildmaster of Ainz Ooal Gown? What if another guild with an axe to grind also appeared around the same time? Full summary and warnings inside. OOC!AOG!NarutoxHarem; character death; lemons; incest; yuri; dark fantasy! You have been warned!
Naruto & Overlord/オーバーロード, M, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 21, words: 235k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 2/10/2023 published: 10/2/2020, [Naruto U., Aura, Albedo, Shalltear B.]
10 Naughty Nurse In the wake of Sasuke's betrayal, one Haruno Sakura blames herself for what happened to Naruto. So, she volunteers to help him recover and one thing leads to another... Collab with AdVictoriam Custodes. AU, slightly OOC Sakura, NaruSaku, lemons.
Naruto, M, English, Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 292, follows: 169, 1/13/2023, [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
16 Hot-Blooded Ginger When Sasuke attempted to kidnap Kiraa Bii, his actions had consequences... and now, a fiery redhead with familiar birthmarks is on a warpath. AU, Incest, Altered Characters, Lemons, Implied Rape, Character Death! Full summary and list of warnings inside! This is M for a reason! You have been warned! Collab with AdVictoriam Custodes.
Naruto, M, English, Romance & Fantasy, words: 9k+, favs: 152, follows: 119, 6/2/2022, [Naruto U., Karui] Sakura H.
404 The Mirran: Volume One » What if the war against Memnarch had a different outcome? What if Glissa ascended? What if she was seen as a hero and there to evacuate the Mirran to another plane during the Phyrexian Invasion? Let's find out! Lemons! AU! Crossover! NarutoXMassive!Harem! Loli!Fem!Kyuu! Naruto has the Spark and a brain! Planeswalker!Glissa! Collab with Spyash2; cover by Adventreader221.
Naruto & Magic: The Gathering, M, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 25, words: 235k+, favs: 682, follows: 771, updated: 6/20/2021 published: 3/20/2020, Naruto U., Glissa Sunseeker, Lyese, Kemba
19 Release the Hook Final installment of the Release Trilogy. After his televised interview with Callie and Marie, Naruto finds himself being sought after by many a young lady in Inkopolis, not the least of which being another pair of news anchors. As usual, hijinks ensue. Oneshot, crossover, harem, lemons, legal-loli (Pearl)! You have been warned!
Naruto & Splatoon, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 7k+, favs: 166, follows: 93, 2/5/2021, [Naruto U., OC, Marina, Pearl]
414 Into the Void » Banished to another world and unable to stop Kaguya upon her revival, Naruto is forced to start a new life in this strange land with man-eating monsters and silver-eyed women. Co-written by Spyash2; cover by Adventreader221. Cassandra's Generation; full summary and warnings inside; Crossover, AU, lemons NarutoXOOC!Loli!Fem!KyuuXOC!ClaymoreXRifulXOOC!NeideenXMassive!Harem.
Naruto & Claymore, M, English, Romance & Fantasy, chapters: 35, words: 177k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/5/2020 published: 1/29/2019, Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Riful, OC
20 Release the Hoo-Man Sequel to Release the Kraken. Two weeks after ending up in Inkopolis and hiding out at Dessie's place, Naruto decides to be discovered on his own terms by visiting a famous pair of sisters. Hijinks ensue. Oneshot, crossover, harem, lemons! You have been warned!
Naruto & Splatoon, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 8k+, favs: 224, follows: 140, 12/20/2019, Naruto U., Inkgirl, Callie, Marie
13 Release the Kraken Naruto is just minding his own business when a girl, clearly not of this world, just falls from the sky and lands on his head. Hijinks ensue from there. MildlyOOC!NarutoXInkling! Crossover! Lemon! No Plot! Oneshot!
Naruto & Splatoon, M, English, Parody & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 204, follows: 120, 11/4/2019
11 Demonic Dogpile After an incident with a massive seal upon his ancestral homeland, a familiar blond finds himself... and the island he stands upon transported to another universe entirely. Needless to say, the appearance thereof leads to a local organization... asking a few questions. Shenanigans ensue upon their recon party's arrival. Collab with Spyash2; OOC!NaruXHarem; Oneshot; M for a reason!
Naruto & Claymore, M, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 14k+, favs: 247, follows: 195, 7/28/2017
128Twisted Bonds: The Ultimate Sin » Negligence: it has many consequences. This is especially true, in regards to one's offspring. Unfortunately for a newborn pair of twins, the whole world was about to find out what happens when you throw a gargantuan demon fox into the mix of one man's misplaced trust and his disregard for the safety of his children. (AU; FemKyuu/Sasu/others; Incest; Lemons; Yuri; Dark NaruXHarem!)
Naruto, M, English, Supernatural & Fantasy, chapters: 10, words: 63k+, favs: 656, follows: 736, updated: 7/10/2017 published: 1/23/2016, [Hinata H., Naruko U., Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
39 Twisted Bonds: Rewrite » The answer to two different challenges by dracohalo117. The details and full summary wouln't fit, so I posted them inside. DISCONTINUED AND REWRITTEN... again, because I am my own harshest critic. New version is Twisted Bonds: The Ultimate Sin. This, however, shall remain here for comparison.
Misc. Anime/Manga & Naruto, M, English, Fantasy & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 20k+, favs: 220, follows: 225, updated: 2/9/2016 published: 6/9/2011, Naruto U.
15 Silver and Gold » Summary and warnings would not fit. They are posted with the prologue. NarutoXJean is the main pairing. MINOR Bleach cross. Rated M for MANY REASONS! All else is explained inside. TO BE REWRITTEN!
Naruto & Claymore, M, English, Fantasy & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 10k+, favs: 63, follows: 68, updated: 6/4/2012 published: 10/31/2009, Naruto U., Jean
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