65Things Best Left Unsaid » My interpretation of a certain much-anticipated event in "The Atlantis Complex." Sometimes, the last thing we should do is say what we want to say. IMPORTANT: Includes prompt for a short story competition. Prize includes podfic-ication of the winner!
Artemis Fowl, K+, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 35, follows: 24, updated: 4/3/2014 published: 6/3/2010, Artemis F., Holly S.
40 But sometimes it's a good hurt VERY dark one-shot. Fowl and Short's relationship has progressed, but something is utterly wrong. Only an outsider could really see what was going on, and he realized what was happening only when it was far too late.
Artemis Fowl, M, English, Horror & Supernatural, words: 702, favs: 31, follows: 9, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 11/16/2009, Artemis F., Holly S.
49 Checking It Twice San D'Klass certainly didn't have Artemis Fowl in mind when he decided to give gifts to all the Mud Children in an attempt to appease them. Especially since Artemis Fowl can never be satisfied unless he TAKES what he wants. Which includes a certain elf.
Artemis Fowl, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 899, favs: 88, follows: 18, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 12/25/2009, Artemis F., Holly S.
84 Dark Blue » Oneshot. After a moment of fun goes awry, Artemis realizes that their time travel adventure has left Holly with a new phobia. Reluctantly, Holly allows Artemis a chance to cure this inhibition, also giving him a chance to overcome an old one. Fluffy?
Artemis Fowl, K+, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 190, follows: 32, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 8/13/2009, Holly S., Artemis F.
84 Easier She wanted him. She could never deny that. Eventually, they'd get there. But "eventually" is such a tenuous concept. And there are some things in this life that are just...easier.
Artemis Fowl, M, English, Horror & Romance, words: 674, favs: 37, follows: 14, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 10/30/2010, Artemis F., Holly S.
71 Fallen Humans have long debated their origins, and even the fairies do not have all the answers. When Artemis lectures Holly on a few of the major theories, he stumbles upon one that is perhaps a bit more...apt than most people realize.
Artemis Fowl, T, English, Romance, words: 736, favs: 125, follows: 33, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 8/9/2010, Artemis F., Holly S.
21 Five fairies Artemis Fowl could have kidnapped Full title: "Five fairies Artemis Fowl could have kidnapped who would have made his job a lot more difficult and one fairy who would have made things much easier, in the short run ." Just a little bit of fun.
Artemis Fowl, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 639, favs: 35, follows: 10, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 8/6/2011, Artemis F.
395 Fowl Shorts A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.
Artemis Fowl, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 839, favs: 237, follows: 90, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 5/16/2009, Holly S., Artemis F.
503Fowl Ties Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.
Artemis Fowl, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 712, favs: 253, follows: 252, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 11/4/2009, Artemis F., Holly S.
104Fragments of the Past A series of shorts about the Fowl Universe before the books began, looking into the lives of Coral Short, Artemis Fowl I, Angeline, young Butler, pre-Commander Root, and many others, over time. Chapter 7: Don't, you're a tease. Do...
Artemis Fowl, T, English, Tragedy, words: 681, favs: 17, follows: 12, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 2/9/2010
2 Hufflepuff Don't Care One month into the 2011-2012 school year, Pomona Sprout announces her end-of-year retirement. Her assistant, Neville Longbottom, is more than a little confused, and seeks her out for her reasons, only to find out something isn't...quite right about Hufflepuff House.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 744, favs: 5, follows: 1, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 9/6/2012, Neville L., P. Sprout
1k+ In Another's Eyes Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?
Artemis Fowl, T, English, Drama & Humor, words: 734, favs: 156, follows: 100, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 12/25/2009, Grub K., Vinyáya
52 Iridescent After the final battler against Opal Koboi, Artemis sinks into a coma. Upon awakening, he finds something inside of himself has changed. And something outside of himself, as well.
Artemis Fowl, K, English, Romance, words: 581, favs: 73, follows: 19, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 3/31/2010, Artemis F., Holly S.
23 It is Better to Give "Oh by gosh, by golly, it's time for mistletoe and Holly..." When Holly is standing at the exact wrong place at the exact wrong time, some...unorthodox methods may be needed to help her out. Story contains the prompt for my next hosted fic contest!
Artemis Fowl, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 725, favs: 22, follows: 7, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 9/28/2010, Holly S.
37 Like I Like My Coffee Just a little one-shot. It's a given that, after being on the site for a while, you've got to pair up Grub Kelp...right? He's too cute to be single! A bit of office banter leads to a shocking proposition for Corporal Kelp. Re-post due to errors in site.
Artemis Fowl, K+, English, Humor, words: 560, favs: 32, follows: 3, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 9/12/2009, Grub K.
84Ma Bête Noire "My Black Beast." The thing which you hate the most. For Butler, a weakness: something a bodyguard should not have. For Minerva, a mistake: something geniuses do not make. Of course, every rule has its exception.
Artemis Fowl, T, English, Friendship & Romance, words: 851, favs: 27, follows: 35, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 10/11/2010, Butler, Minerva P.
1Reactionary A collection of drabbles, droubbles, and trabbles written after Hussie's frequent updates, explaining my headcanon. Little stories all on their own, 99.9% of which will be invalidated within 24 hours. Specializing in humor, drama, and (let's hope) hormonal moments.
Homestuck, T, English, Humor, words: 555, follows: 1, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 2/17/2013, Dave S., Karkat V.
279Several Awesome Things I Pray Colfer Does in TLG A series of short scenes that we've ALL been panting over for the last book. Filling in plot holes, increasing the levels of awesome, shipping in such quantity as hasn't been seen since WWII, brick jokes, and fixing those little mistakes. Chapter 15: The grand finale, and I have RUINED you all for the last book, haven't I?
Artemis Fowl, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 668, favs: 67, follows: 64, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 6/16/2012, Artemis F., Holly S.
2 Take me to the sky Winner of the Everfree NW Iron Author Challenge, using the elements of "a loss of greatness," lunch, and the Ponyville clocktower. What happens after we achieve our dreams? Rainbow Dash spent years as the star of the Wonderbolts. She'd flown hard, far, fast, tight, and each wing-beat didn't send her closer to the sun, but further down to earth.
My Little Pony, T, English, Drama & Tragedy, words: 638, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 9/6/2012, Rainbow Dash
390 The Dead, the Broken, and the Living Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.
Artemis Fowl, T, English, Drama & Romance, words: 613, favs: 232, follows: 85, updated: 10/30/2013 published: 8/25/2009, Artemis F., Holly S.
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