6 Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song A tale of redemption and finding yourself. Jks. A Harry Potter/Neopets crossover starring Draco Malfoy the yellow Kacheek, Luna Lovegood the yellow Grarrl, and a brief cameo by OC Slorgsy the Jelly Slorg. Crack/Parody.
Harry Potter & Neopets, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 1/21/2011, Draco M.
3 Antonym: Superpenis Clark has a little problem. Lex has a big one. Clark/Lex. Parody.
Smallville, M, English, Parody & Humor, words: 793, favs: 5, follows: 2, 7/6/2009, Clark K./Superman, Lex L.
78 Love in the Time of Cavemen » Chronicling the gay adventures of the first two Cavemen to ever think of putting their manstick in anything other than a Cavewoman. Harry/Draco AU/Parody.
Harry Potter, M, English, Parody & Romance, chapters: 10, words: 10k+, favs: 54, follows: 14, updated: 3/21/2008 published: 3/3/2008, Harry P., Draco M.