87Professor Potter » Sick of his fame, Harry retired from the ministry to Muggle London. But when he returns for one more Auror job, things go wrong, stranding him decades in the past. Only, this isn't the past he remembers. There's a different Boy Who Lived. War is on the horizon. With nowhere else to go, Harry ends up back at Hogwarts, this time as a teacher. Of Defense Against the Dark Arts, Right?

7 Evening the Odds » Hecate decides the fight between her favorite legacies is too unfair. How is a teenager supposed to fight a dark wizard with a decades-long head start? Her solution is to call in a somewhat different, more jaded Percy Jackson as Harry's new bodyguard, to help level the playing field. Hogwarts's fairer half are more than grateful to have a new demigod hunk on the premises.

54 Fifty Shades of Gennin » Hinata Hyuuga doesn't like Naruto Namikaze one bit. He's arrogant, brash, and all around a waste of space, which makes their impending marriage unfortunate. Why couldn't he be more like Fox, the mysterious, dominant shinobi that Hinata hasn't been to get out of her head? Now that's a man worth tying the knot with. Preferable multiple. Around her wrists. In a bed all to themselves.

192Perseus and the Quest for 12 » As the god of sexual delight, a child of Poseidon and Aphrodite, Perseus was no stranger to causing trouble. Then his luck ran out. Stripped of his immortality, cast out of Olympus by Zeus, his only chance to return to the cushy divine life is by satisfying the demigod daughters of twelve different gods and goddesses. The poor mortal world won't know what hit it. Quest-style story.

20 Lessons in Love » After saving the world a second time, Percy faces a fresh challenge more terrifying than any he's faced before: losing his virginity. He wants to give Annabeth the best first time ever, but how can he, when he's got no experience either? Luckily, the Aphrodite Cabin is here to save the day. "You want to learn how to have sex? We can teach you." Let the lessons begin!