Christine M. Greenleaf PM
11It's all Greek to Me »
The Joker decides to tell his twin children his versions of some of the more notable Greek myths, substituting the residents of Gotham for the various gods and monsters.Batman, M, English, Humor, chapters: 10, words: 17k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 3/28 published: 1/12, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow
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Silent Knight, Holy Knight
My Christmas story this year, dedicated to the memory of Kevin Conroy - Batman doesn't speak in the story because he's lost his voice, just as we all have lost Batman's voice forever, but he still manages to find some form of Christmas cheer among the residents of Arkham. RIP to the one and only Batman.Batman, M, English, Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 11, follows: 8, 12/18/2022, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker
27 Sympathy for the Devil »
My Halloween story this year! :-) After the failure of his latest scheme, the Scarecrow resolves to only employ competent people to help with his Halloween attack on Gotham. Unfortunately, competence isn't all you need, and when Scarecrow attracts an unwanted admirer, he learns to be careful what he wishes for. Thanks to JTR01 for the suggestion! :-)Batman, M, English, Humor, chapters: 12, words: 22k+, favs: 8, follows: 9, updated: 11/25/2022 published: 9/27/2022, Harley Quinn, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow
3 Clown World
My annual monologue for Mark Hamill's birthday, where the Joker speculates about the various forms of insanity that rule the world - happy 71st to the one and only Joker! :-)Batman, M, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 9/25/2022, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker
56 The Greater Good »
After a particularly deadly supercriminal attack on Gotham City, the Justice League overrides Batman wishes and gets President Lex Luthor to authorize an extreme intervention - implanting a chip in the brains of the Arkham inmates which will render them harmless in reality by trapping them in virtual reality forever.Batman, M, English, Drama, chapters: 31, words: 66k+, favs: 27, follows: 20, updated: 9/21/2022 published: 1/9/2022, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker
20 Holiday Hijinks »
My Christmas story this year! :-) When the Joker and Two-Face get into a fight over a botched heist, Joker vows to kill Two-Face as revenge. Harley Quinn is determined to not let him go through with killing one of their friends during the season of goodwill, but can she foil Mr. J without his plans blowing up in her face (literally)? And what will she ever get him for Christmas?Batman, M, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 12k+, favs: 8, follows: 6, updated: 12/28/2021 published: 12/6/2021, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face
24 I Know What You Did Last Halloween »
As the title implies, this tribute to the slasher genre is my Halloween story this year! It's very early but I'm excited! :-) On Halloween night one year ago, the Arkham inmates helped a man cover up a murder. And now they're being stalked by a mysterious figure in the asylum who seems to know all about that particular crime, and wants to make them all pay for it...Batman, M, English, Humor, chapters: 10, words: 20k+, favs: 13, follows: 8, updated: 12/5/2021 published: 9/27/2021, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow
3Being Joker
My annual monologue for Mark Hamill's birthday, where the Joker explains what it's like to be the most perfect guy who ever lived - happy 70th to the one and only Joker! :-)Batman, M, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 9/25/2021, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker
39 Indiana Joker and the Batman of Doom »
The Joker, exasperated by endless terrible prequels, sequels, and reboots, decides to send Hollywood his own script for a new Indiana Jones movie, with a slightly different protagonist, but with the same Nazi-hating spirit of adventure! I've been wanting to write this for ages - hope everyone enjoys! :-)Batman, M, English, Humor, chapters: 12, words: 22k+, favs: 10, follows: 9, updated: 9/20/2021 published: 7/7/2021, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow
55 Absence Makes the Heart Grow Wronger »
The Joker and Harley Quinn appear to have broken up permanently when Harley and her babies, both human and fur, flee to Metropolis. In Harley's absence, the Joker grows even more cruel and sadistic, but as usual with the clown couple, all is not as it seems. Thanks to Deepsea for the initial suggestion - I've played around with it somewhat and hope you like the result! :-)Batman, M, English, Drama, chapters: 20, words: 42k+, favs: 30, follows: 19, updated: 6/26/2021 published: 3/22/2021, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow
53 In Another Life XIV »
Another in this series, for everyone who enjoys it! :-) Dr. Harleen Quinzel is a young psychiatrist hoping to make a difference in the world for the better. Through the influence of Jack Napier, she gradually comes to realize that the world is a madhouse, and going crazy is the only sane response.Batman, M, English, Drama, chapters: 23, words: 46k+, favs: 22, follows: 15, updated: 3/20/2021 published: 1/9/2021, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Two-Face
48 A Rose for Christmas »
My Christmas story this year, for everyone who asked me to do more with Ivy's daughter Rose :-) Poison Ivy wants to experience a family Christmas for once, and grows her daughter Rose back again to live her life for another year. Only this time, Rose gets to meet the Joker twins for holiday hi-jinks!Batman, M, English, Family, chapters: 13, words: 27k+, favs: 9, follows: 8, updated: 12/26/2020 published: 11/14/2020, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face
38 The Legend of Gotham Hollow »
My Halloween story this year! :-) Jonathan Crane reads his own version of "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow," featuring himself as Ichabod Crane, and many more familiar faces, including the Headless Batman...Batman, M, English, Supernatural, chapters: 11, words: 24k+, favs: 16, follows: 12, updated: 11/12/2020 published: 10/14/2020, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow
44 Seeds of Change »
Poison Ivy is concerned at Harley Quinn's sudden disappearance shortly after she announces she's pregnant with Joker's child. Ivy resolves to save her best friend from Joker's clutches by any means necessary, whether Harley wants to be saved or not...Batman, M, English, Humor, chapters: 13, words: 29k+, favs: 25, follows: 22, updated: 10/12/2020 published: 8/25/2020, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker, Two-Face
1Service With a Smile
My annual monologue for the one and only Joker's birthday, Mr. Mark Hamill, 69 years old today! *Good year, whey-hey, insert innuendos here, it's what Joker would want! ;-)* Here's hoping to many, many more portrayals of the Clown Prince and anything else he feels like doing! :-)Batman, M, English, Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 9/25/2020, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, The Joker
32 Arkham Night »
On the fifth anniversary of the release of "Arkham Knight," this is an alternate version of the story, set 15 years after the events in "Arkham City" and featuring a surprising new identity for the Arkham Knight character. Thanks to Bearer of Writers Block for the suggestion, and the inspiration! Enjoy!Batman: Arkham Asylum, M, English, Drama, chapters: 16, words: 39k+, favs: 23, follows: 9, updated: 8/24/2020 published: 6/23/2020, Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker, Harley Q., Scarecrow/J. Crane
83 Necessary Evil »
In a situation not far removed from our own, the Rogues Gallery are confined to Arkham Asylum during a pandemic, and they are left to entertain themselves with various stories, some of which have a chance of coming true...Batman, M, English, Humor, chapters: 19, words: 37k+, favs: 32, follows: 23, updated: 6/20/2020 published: 4/22/2020, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker
21 Irresponsible You »
With Batman out of town, the Joker takes it upon himself to be responsible for stopping crime in Gotham, with hopefully hilarious results. Thanks to Gakuto1991 for the suggestion, and thanks to cherrylips1960 for suggesting the Scarecrow angle :-)Batman, M, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 16k+, favs: 22, follows: 15, updated: 4/12/2020 published: 3/11/2020, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow
22 The Best Laid Plans »
My Valentine's Day story this year :-) Harley does her best to plan a romantic, Valentine's Day outing for both her and the Joker, which ends up going nowhere near according to plan.Batman, M, English, Humor, chapters: 13, words: 25k+, favs: 14, follows: 9, updated: 2/25/2020 published: 1/19/2020, Harley Quinn, The Joker, Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow
10 Santa Claus is Coming to Town »
My Christmas story this year! This was an idea given to me by my amazing goddaughter, Emilia, and this story is dedicated to her. :-) The Joker tells his children about the time when Batman knocked out Santa Claus, mistaking him for a burglar, and how it was left to the Joker to save Christmas.Batman, M, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 11k+, favs: 9, follows: 8, updated: 1/16/2020 published: 12/11/2019, Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Richard G./Nightwing, The Joker