Hello fanfictioner's!
If you haven't figured out by my user name...I love twilight! If you are actually reading this- you probably like Twilight too.
My latest obsession include That 70's Show ( it has Ashton Kutcher in it- who doesn't love Ashton Kutcher?) and Beverly Hills 90210 ( Jason Priestley- that is all.)
I love to laugh. You can ask anyone who knows me it is not hard at all to make me laugh. I have a slightly perverted sense of humor...so not all of you may appreciate my jokes.
For those of you who like the slightly perverted jokes- check out Russell Peters. He is this Canadian comedian, and is pure comic genius.
I also love quotes. I have quotes that make me laugh all over my room. If anyone knows any good ones- tell me!
Here are some of my favorites:
Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them.
Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver
Flying is simple, throw yourself at the ground and miss
When someone is down on the ground, kick them Simon Cowell
Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity...not so sure about the universe
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel." Jerry Seinfeld
(Btw. Seinfeld is amazing. )
"According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. " Jerry Seinfeld
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"
Paul Merton.
Everything I this room is eatable. You and are eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
It’s not wise to upset a grizzly bear, especially if he’s been drinking.
How is it that every movie that comes out is “The Best Movie of the Year”?
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
Well behaved women rarely make history.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
don't regret doing things, regret getting caught
It is statistically proven that every 5 out of 4 Americans are bad at fractions
I have CDO, it is alot like OCD except the letters are in the order they should be
Okay, that's enough quotes for now.
My other loves include:
GEORGE CARLIN! I know he is dead, but he kicks butt! emphabet? Am I right, or am I right?
I showed two of my best friends (the two people mentioned above) George Carlin on You Tube. He is the funniest man ever!
Watch these videos! I love him!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrYBwivKhoI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L58HOfIyDKw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HAGc521SAo&feature=related
I want to recommend some fanfiction writers whose stories I think are really good.
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF 4112891 by halojones
( of course- who doesn;t like this story)
A Matter of Convenience 4171021 by spotzle
Boycotts and BarFlies 3912153 by vjgm
Forever and Always 4150745 by muggleinlove
I Hate Myself For Loving You 4161407 by halojones
Life's Little Choices 4018353 by My-Bella
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All 4060407 by ashel-13
( this one is really rated M- I would give it a higher rating if I could)
Nightmare In Dreamland 4256847 by GtotheAtotheBBY
Parenting Skills 101 3808190 by vjgm
Passion Fish 4311322 by Admittedly Obsessed
Sacrifices 3940174 by Enthralled
Seducing Ms Swan 4425217 by DQRC
Serendipity 4085707 by muggleinlove
The Family Talk 4098947 by NeverForgetThisPen
The New Cullen 3946116 by dazzledbyu88
Vampires in Vegas 3795583 by vjgm
Waiting For Forever 4056074 by TwilightFan4Life
We're Going Where! 4170019 by vjgm
Written In The Stars 4217715 by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon
Year Two of Forever 4051233 by My-Bella
(read the other two for this one, but this is my fav.)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3874552/4/The_Girl_With_the_Books
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4117366/9/Always_A_Teenage_Love_Affair
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4200115/1/Camp_Wilderness
Those are some of my favorites- but there are so many more amazing fanfic writers...