Daddy's Little Cannibal
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1k+Cigarette Burns »
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 16, words: 43k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 566, updated: 5/28/2009 published: 5/25/2009, Bella, Edward
1k+Worlds Collide »
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/ETwilight, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 13, words: 30k+, favs: 455, follows: 450, updated: 5/23/2009 published: 2/1/2009, Bella, Edward
274Alice in Wonderland »
Alice falls down a rabbit hole and ends up in an alternative universe where she meets Jasper. A mix of popular fairytales set in an alternative universe. Alice/Jasper. Dark.Twilight, T, English, Romance & Fantasy, chapters: 6, words: 6k+, favs: 110, follows: 78, updated: 5/23/2009 published: 3/29/2009, Alice, Jasper
1k+The Pretty Corpses »
The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/ETwilight, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 15, words: 33k+, favs: 420, follows: 428, updated: 5/23/2009 published: 11/2/2008, Bella, Edward
8k+Till Death Do Us Part »
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won't have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 27, words: 78k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 5/23/2009 published: 8/12/2008, Bella, Edward
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Capturing the Flames
Example one-shot for the "Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest." Bella, an artist, decides to paint Edward, a fireman, for an art show. B/E Collaboration with Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal.Twilight, T, English, Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 209, follows: 45, 4/27/2009, Bella, Edward
955 Boy Meets Girl »
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and JasperTwilight, M, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 6, words: 18k+, favs: 633, follows: 269, updated: 3/23/2009 published: 12/29/2008, Alice, Jasper
2k+ Imagination Land »
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she's created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!Twilight, M, English, Romance & Fantasy, chapters: 16, words: 47k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 541, updated: 2/14/2009 published: 7/25/2008, Edward, Bella
398 Twilight Conversations »
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.Twilight, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 2k+, favs: 235, follows: 94, updated: 2/9/2009 published: 7/18/2008
312 Suicide Lane Café
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!Twilight, T, English, Romance & Supernatural, words: 2k+, favs: 536, follows: 109, 1/21/2009, Bella, Edward
76 Happy New Year
All human. Emmett's hosting a New Year's Eve party. B/E Written with Bronzehairedgirl620 One-Shot Happy New Year!Twilight, T, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 160, follows: 30, 12/31/2008, Bella, Edward
68 Under the Mistletoe
Edward and Bella meet under the mistletoe…at Santa's workshop. B/E A short Santa friendly one-shot that I thought y'all might enjoy for the holidays. Merry Christmas!Twilight, K+, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 120, follows: 29, 12/25/2008, Edward, Bella
125 Sleigh Rides
Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shotTwilight, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 152, follows: 36, 12/15/2008, Bella, Edward
162 Every Kiss Begins With Kay
For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shotTwilight, T, English, Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 201, follows: 42, 12/14/2008, Bella, Edward
451 Missing Moments »
Missing moments to Till Death Do Us Parts, includes the first day of the "honeymoon" and scenes in Edward's POV. You have to read Till Death Do Us Part to understand what's going on.Twilight, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 183, follows: 169, updated: 11/9/2008 published: 11/5/2008, Bella, Edward
227 No PDA
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :DTwilight, K+, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 470, follows: 89, updated: 11/9/2008 published: 5/6/2008
781 All The Pretty Corpses »
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Horror, chapters: 12, words: 26k+, favs: 510, follows: 232, updated: 11/2/2008 published: 5/22/2008, Bella, Edward
208 Oh! The Horror!
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!Twilight, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 409, follows: 64, 10/31/2008, Bella, Edward
61 Lightning Snatcher
For Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest. Bella and Edward Cullen are pirates that sail the sky looking for lightning. BXE One-shot. Lemon. Inspired by Stardust with my own cannibal twist.Twilight, M, English, Romance & Fantasy, words: 5k+, favs: 183, follows: 38, updated: 9/30/2008 published: 9/23/2008, Bella, Edward
90 To the End
Relationships are hard. Relationships with vampires that are running from a vampire circus because they refused to drink the blood of their sacrifice are even harder. For Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest! One-shot BXE LemonTwilight, M, English, Romance & Supernatural, words: 3k+, favs: 147, follows: 63, updated: 9/30/2008 published: 9/7/2008, Edward, Bella