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"Funny thing about being a god, everything is a petty abuse of power" - Naruto From Sekirei Is that some new species of little-sister

Time for a QUIZ!

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ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? In my own personal fantasy world i am
2. Tall? not by today's standards
3. In your pajamas? I sleep in whatever i was wearing that day
4. Left handed? No, but I wish I was ambidextrous

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: I don't remember
3. Person to text you: Nobody texts me
4. Was today better than yesterday? Fuck no

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 12 Last year of school but still in school no responsibilities!
2. Color(s): Black, Red, Blue
3. Fruit: I like them apples
4. Place: My bedroom in my house in an undetermined country

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? No
2. Are you happy? Define "happy"
3. Are you sad? No
4. Are you bored? Yes.
6. Are you nervous? Only when i leave my house
8. Are you tired? No

ABOUT YOU:

Real name? Dick Army
2. Nick names? Psycho
3. Eye color? Green
4. Zodiac sign? Taurus
5. Male or female? Male
6. Slut? Nah i don think i am
7. Smart? Smart enough to graduate
8. Hair color? Brown
9. Long or short? Short, cause when its long old ladies don't leave me alone
10. Sweats or Jeans? Sweats
11. Phone or Camera? This technology is below me
12. Drink or Smoke? Neither
13. Righty or lefty? Righty

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Jared
2. First crush? cant remember but it started with an A
3. First pet? Cat! our dog killed it to
4. First big vacation? Surfer's Paradise

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Nothing
2. Drinking? Nothing
3. I'm about to: Update my profile.
4. Listening to? My evil thoughts
5. Plans for today? Ignoring my responsibilities to the real world

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Shorter
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Spontaneous
3. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive
4. Hook-up or relationship? Hook-up

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? What kind of bubbles we talking about here?
2. Lost glasses/contacts? unlike you I'm not blind
3. Ran away from home? Id be a moron to run away
4. Broken someone's heart? Yes
5. Been arrested? No and I don't plan to be arrested either

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Yes they just don't happen around me
2. Yourself? I'm just the construct of someone's imagination
3. Heaven? There is no Afterlife
4. Santa Claus? I knew he wasn't real since i was 7
4. Love? NO
5. Do you like someone? Not really
6. Do you believe in God? "God" is a mad scientist who is using us as an experiment
7. Answered the truth on all questions? Probably did


The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

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