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Joined Apr '08

my name is kaite. i want to live in mexico. cuz.


This quote sums up my feelings on a lot of things: "We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all exist very nicely in the same box.

"The knack of flying is is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." (I find this oddly inspiring.)

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if miley cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story builiding . copy and paste this if you would by part of the 10 percent yelling jump.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile.

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a FRUITCAKE, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

"I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?"

"Just because I have a short attention span doesn't - look !SHINY!"

5 out of 3 people are horrible at math- I'm one of those 3

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

-Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... (who doesn't love the irony).

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

-I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

-All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass'

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If your weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you are cursed so that your favourite character in a TV show/movie/book either dies or turns evil or leaves, copy and paste this into your profile

Only in America...

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

5. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

6. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

7. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

8. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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