718 Lies Are Entertainment » For what is life but a lie? A way to delude oneself into carrying on, surviving the day to day, finding a reason to be. Lies and tricks were but entertainment for one such as her. She was immortal. Eternal. But not infallible. A boy forms a pact with a woman cursed by the gods...and the world will never be the same. Insanity and humor abounds. NarutoxSalem. Possibly Narutoxharem?
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 8, words: 50k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3h published: 6/26/2020, Naruto U., Salem
1k+ Remnants of a Shinobi » They say history is written by the victors. But is it really? In my experience, victory comes to both courageous and coward alike. Mine cost me my dignity. My pride. My world. The next one might cost me more still. That's alright. I'll be the sacrifice. Let me atone for my failures. Let me fight. Let me help. Please. Its the least I can do for those girls. Narutoxharem? Vote!
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 13, words: 113k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 5/6 published: 2/24/2020, Naruto U., Neo, Winter S., Amber
1k+ Embers of Hope » Salem's heart died long ago with her children. It had turned cold and black, like the Grimm she commanded. All that remained were the faded embers of Hope. Tiny, forgotten feelings, wasted sentiment she had no need of. She needed nothing. No one. Or so she thought. Until she found him. A single whim on her part just might bring the world together. Narutoxharem? You decide !
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 12, words: 73k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/5 published: 3/9/2020, Naruto U., Ruby R., Cinder F., Salem
545 Fragments of Remnant (Plot Bin) » Some stories are never told. Some legends fade into the dark and are forgotten. Some die quietly. Others, loudly. And some...some are legendary. Plot bin! A mad series of drabbles, one-shots and mini-stories that never saw the light of day. There's a bit of everything here. Humor, romance, little bit of everything. Narutoxharem. Merry little tales meant to make you smile. Enjoy!
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 12, words: 18k+, favs: 348, follows: 345, updated: 5/4 published: 2/22, Naruto U., Summer R., Team RWBY, Ilia A.
480 Rags to Riches » Cinder Fall believed in Destiny. Of course, she always knew she was meant for greatness. Wealth, fame, and power untold. Unfortunately for her, Destiny had other plans. Plans no one could have foreseen. None expected this. Not even Salem herself. Forced to start anew, she finds an ally in the most unlikely of places. NarutoxCinder. Narutoxharem? Paring undecided. Request story!
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 6, words: 23k+, favs: 705, follows: 776, updated: 5/3 published: 9/6/2020, Naruto U., Cinder F.
1k+ Everybody Loves Cookies » Everyone Loves Cookies. Don't they? I certainly hope they do; because if they don't, then I opened this bloody bakery for nothing. Hmm. Maybe I should've tried my hand at a cafe instead. Too late now, I suppose. In my experience, I've found that almost anyone can be plied with sweets; from the hardiest hunter to the most vile of villains. What could possibly go wrong? Plot Bin.
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 12, words: 73k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 5/2 published: 3/13/2020, Naruto U., Ruby R., Nora V., Raven B.
580 Not My Clever Girl » They always said Indominus was a clever girl. Strong, cunning, rapacious. But what if "she" never became the monster that we know today? A different telling of how the Indominus Rex came to be; a tale of encountering a very strange blond who refused to go home. Based on the Jurassic World Movie! Also part of the Not Going Home Series! EDIT: Complete...until the movies came back.
Naruto & Jurassic Park, T, English, Humor, chapters: 10, words: 33k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/1 published: 6/13/2015, Naruto U., T Rex, Indominus Rex
642 Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover » It was just a book, they told her. A harmless novel, they said. Something to read on a rainy day. But magic is a whimsical thing. Magic has a will of its own. When a strange twist of fate brings two unlikely outcasts together, the destiny of two worlds will be forever altered. For better or worse, who can say? Oh, who am I kidding! We're all doomed! NarutoxBlake. Requested story.
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 6, words: 28k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/30 published: 8/22/2020, Naruto U., Blake B., Team RWBY
856 Killing Monsters » Hatred. I thought I could surpass it. Overcome it, as I'd overcome all things in the past. With the power of friendship anything is possible, right? The good guys always win, right? Even when the chips are down, the hero always finds a way to win...right? Wrong. I was young. Foolish. Naive. Men don't fear heroes. Men fear monsters. NarutoxRuby? Narutoxharem? Requested story.
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 54k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/29 published: 3/15/2020, Naruto U., Ruby R., Weiss S., Penny P.
1k+ Just A Bit Of Bread » Change seldom starts at the top. On the contrary, it often begins at the bottom. With the weak and small, the powerless, the outcast and the helpless. Those forgotten by the masses, thought beneath their notice. How quaint. But the tiniest ripples often produce the greatest waves, wouldn't you say? Sometimes those we label as "weak" become the strongest of us all. Narutoxharem.
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 11, words: 67k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/28 published: 3/7/2020, Naruto U., Velvet S., Emerald S., Coco A.
386 Crazy Loves Crazy » They say a mind is a terrible, terrible thing to lose. A mind wasted, is a horrible thing. Ha! I find I rather enjoy being insane; unfettered by petty morality and ethics, unbound by sanity, free to do whatever I please. After all, if you're crazy and in love, doesn't that make you just as crazy? NarutoxHarley Quinn. Based on and inspired by the movie Batman: Assault on Arkham!
Batman & Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 23k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/27 published: 3/7/2015, Harley Quinn, Naruto U.
289 The Gods Must Be Crazy » In Remnant, only the strong survive. The weak don't last. That's what she told me. You're either a Predator...or Prey. Prey doesn't last long. The Gods Must Be Crazy sending a kid to an awful place like this. Might as well make a few friends while I can. They say there's strength in numbers an' all. What could possibly go wrong? Narutoxharem. Request story. Chaos abounds!
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 427, follows: 507, updated: 4/26 published: 3/29, Naruto U., Cinder F., Emerald S., Winter S.
1k+ Partners in Crime » They say crime never pays. Really, sweetheart? Who says that? Crime always pays. Be it in Blood or Coin or Dust, crime ALWAYS pays. It pays even better when you have someone to watch your back. Or better yet, a partner. A young Roman Torcwhick strikes a bargain with a wayward ninja and Remnant will never be the same. NarutoxNeo? Narutoxharem? May be upgraded to M for...reasons.
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 60k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/25 published: 4/27/2020, Naruto U., Glynda G., Neo, Sienna K.
2k+ An Untraveled Road » There's an old saying in Atlas. Don't mess with a Schnee. Ah, if only he'd been given that choice. Fate had other plans. Flung into uncharted territory, a wayward ninja finds himself on a new battlefield; one he's not at all prepared for. His decisions here might just make the world of Remnant a better place...or destroy what remains. Who can say? NarutoxWillow. NarutoxHarem?
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 12, words: 137k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 4/24 published: 3/16/2020, Naruto U., Summer R., Raven B., Willow S.
280 Crazy Equals Genius » Mad, am I? Who decided that? There's nothing wrong with a little insanity. Madness protects us. Madness keeps us safe. I dare say we could all use a little more madness in our lives. A wayward warrior finds himself summoned to Remnant without so much as word or warning...and by a frightened child of all things. Chaos and hilarity ensues. Narutoxharem. Humorous story.
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 607, follows: 699, updated: 4/23 published: 3/20, Naruto U., L. Ren, Nora V., Raven B.
291 Practice Makes Perfect » She wanted a better future. He couldn't remember his past. She sought adventure. He pursued peace. A chance encounter between two strangers alters the world of Remnant forever; for better or worse, who can say? Nothing will be the same. Everything will change. Nothing will be forgotten. Wait...they had HOW many kids? EIGHT? Naruto fathers the Arc family. Request story.
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 657, follows: 772, updated: 4/22 published: 3/12, Naruto U., Ruby R., Jaune A., Saphron A.
188 Not So Hungry » People as a whole, are violent almost very day. Always plotting ways to hurt those that we hate, to get what we want. Most just don't act on those dangerous impulses. But some do. Some...like her. She wants to devour me. Really not sure if that's a good thing. Either way, I'm not leaving this world until I've had my fill. NarutoxRize. Part of the "Not Going Home" series!
Naruto & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 12k+, favs: 892, follows: 898, updated: 4/20 published: 6/4/2015, Naruto U., Rize K.
1k+ All Things Must Die » Death is the ultimate end for all living beings. We live, we prosper, we die. Such is the cycle of life...or so it should be. But sometimes death is not the end. Some of us, be it through choice or a curse, carry burdens that transcend the cycle itself. Some of us are just too stubborn to die. Some...have to learn their lesson the hard way. Narutoxharem? NarutoxCinder? Spoilers!
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 16, words: 102k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 4/19 published: 2/26/2020, Naruto U., Cinder F., Emerald S., Salem
507 Hearts of Stone » Stone is silent. It does not weep or wail. Stone is cold. It does not betray or lie. Stone is stern. It does not laugh nor smile. Stone cannot be broken. It does not touch or sing. Stone wants for nothing. It does not love...doesn't it? A wandering shinobi takes a little outcast under his wing...and the world will never be the same. Narutoxharem? NarutoxNeo? AU. Dramatic story.
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 4, words: 18k+, favs: 827, follows: 933, updated: 4/17 published: 2/2, Naruto U., Summer R., Neo, Kali B.
340 Mama Knows Best (Not Really) » Cinder Fall seldom experienced the bitter sting of guilt, let alone remorse. She knew what she was, and cared not a fig for what others might think of her. She took what she wanted, when she wanted it, where she wanted it; until that night. Surprises aside, how hard can the life of a single parent possibly be? Surely it can't be that difficult, right? RIGHT? Eventual Narutoxharem.
Naruto & RWBY, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 10k+, favs: 620, follows: 717, updated: 4/16 published: 2/11, Naruto U., Cinder F., Mercury B., Emerald S.