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Joined Apr '08

WELCOME TO THE HOMETOWN OF SHITTY CHICKEN GANG BANG...

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hello there! i don't think anyone would bother to read this, but anyway... better write something :)

well, might as well get it out in the open - im 98 years old.

...but i'm still hip!

i enjoy knitting, going on fanfiction and making friends with all the groovy kids on here!

but im not creepy, of course not! XD

i tend to write nice, gentle fanfictions that go well with a nice cuppa before bed... nothing violent!

ok i must go dearies... i'd write more, but me poor hands just ain't what they used to be.

take care!!

ps...

"°º¤ø„¸ ¨"°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°"¨ ¸„ø¤º°"¨
¨"°º¤ Shitty Chicken ¸„ø¤º°"¨
¸„ø¤º°"¨Gang Bang is awesome! ~~~~"°º¤ø„¸
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Woah. that was trippy.

GUESS what?! i just figured out what OMH stands for-- oh my helena. am i right? you bet i am.

yeah, i am a semi-helenaist. for i believe in the god, watch a lotta her movies, admire the good she has done for mankind.. but am yet to attend the church () or put the religion into practice (snacking goji berries.. and.. all that other stuff) ...i am very unfaithful.

oh yeah.. for all those people thinking WTF at the moment, take a moment to check it out: /Helenaism

also... I'd like to announce that i've recently been bitten by the Sweeney Bug. so be careful, I hear it's highly contageous.

(BITES)

Mr T... you didn't!

I did.

HAHAHAHAHA that wasnt very funny at all.

oh, by the way... omh guys. DID YOU KNOW that you can review your own stories?? you can. AND send yourself pm's too.

feeling lonely? story not getting the reviews it deserves?

there is now a solution.

ps...

.(\_/)
(='.'=) ...i see a WABBIT.
(")_(")

ok before i go, heres a little something for you all to try out...

say the following to yourselves out loud, nice and slow:

i am we todd it

sofa king we todd it

got the joke yet?

(patronising pat on the head)

you will.

now check out this rainbow:

¸„ø¤º°"~BYE!~"°º¤ø„¸


...Wait... THAT was your profile? It doesn't even have your name on it! Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert? Travis? Any of the stupid names you give each night?

Forget her. That was Marla. Marla...The little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it... But you can't.

...Who are you talking to?

No one. This conversation is over.

(sighs) You DO realise you're typing to yourself, right? AND speaking only in Fight Club quotes? You are insane!! You have very serious emotional problems... Deep seated problems for which you should seek professional help.

I really think it's time you got out of here.

Oh don't worry, I'm leaving!

Not that we don't love your little visits...

You know, you're such a nutcase, I can't even BEGIN to keep up.

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